It's a neat argument because he's not leaning at all on the quality of the homily's prose or the creativity required to write it, but the intersubjective exchange it consummates.

Guys, you are all going to miss snow when we don’t have it anymore, I promise. Stop complaining

dunkin' is not great but it puts what tims has become to absolute shame so probably fair tbh

what is “to help brainstorm themes”

(handing the most heartbroken, disgusted-looking hockey player a stuffed animal) congratulazioni! enjoy the stoat

All of them, but mostly Kraft Singles

it's an imposition imo to ask anyone to watch a video of any length. when i see someone post a video and it's like 27m long i feel like a stranger just asked me to help him move

Reminder: The phrase "pull yourself up by your bootstraps" was originally meant to be sarcastic, bc it's impossible. Anyone using it to mean "work harder" is illustrating a fundamental lack of understanding of language, work, physics, *and* boots.

Urgh-inducing piece about my alma mater. One correction tho: the Mattin Center for the Arts ruled, actually. Can’t even have that now!

the reason he wants to bomb iran is because its penis to bomb things and vagina to be against bombing things, i know its stupid but it really is that simple

Really proud of this one.

a lot of ppl in the USA would’ve said this exact thing less than a decade ago, and a lot of ppl who live in countries with large far-right political movements rapidly gaining ground (often helped by the same tech billionaire players as here) seem too busy looking askance at the States to notice

Someone in the comments here calls the Canadian team “the New England Patriots of curling” which is, unfortunately, correct.

Roses are red Vice is inherent

We need to build some real social stigma around being afraid of cities. You don't have to like them or live there, but a politics built this strongly around watching TV and going "ewww" is embarrassing, and people should be embarrassed by it. It's like "fear of werewolves" being your top issue.

Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon. Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.

please enjoy these classic Moon Tweets™

what makes something "vulnerable to AI" is not the capacity of machines but the credulity of management.

the best part of the journal publication process is getting to play my favorite game: "we have introduced a bunch of secret errors into your article while formatting it, you have three business days to find them all!"

Woot! This will be great

For the past couple of years I’ve been working on a weird little collection of poems about the Kaua’i ‘akioloa, a Hawaiian honeycreeper that was the last member of its whole genus. I’m over the moon to say that said collection has found a home at Flume Press: flumepress.com/contest/

"Horseshoe Theory" is the theory that horses need shoes. It's controversial because most animals don't wear shoes.

Doubly true for cats, as then you’ve got a problem-solver (derogatory) with a six foot vert

Ominous signs at the ol’ workplace: they’ve changed all the Ass Dean titles to business slop. Vice Dean of Programs now VD of “educational innovation” blah blah. Looking forward to whatever the fuck this portends

i knew i should've stayed an infinite being of pure energy; all the other infinite beings of pure energy told me but did i listen? NO because they were ANNOYING www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...

This is blowing up and somehow I have yet to see “Daft Punk is Playing at My House” !!

Look so I just got around to reading /Blindsight/ (thanks, particle physicist brother-in-law), and I’m now convinced that it’s the current Torment Nexus. Its main character is Siri. They’ve engineered the sun to direct antimatter fuel to ships. Etc etc

Trump to Harvard: 2 billion $ NYT: Harvard to pay 2B$ Harvard: no Trump: 1B Harvard: no NYT: Negotiations intensify Trump: 200 million NYT: Harvard-Trump reach deal Harvard: no Trump: 0$ Harvard: ok NYT: Harvard not paying! Trump loses. Trump: How about 1B$ Harvard: no NYT: Negotiations resume!

If we can't do the gallows for people playing videos on their phone at full volume, I'll meet you at The More You Know for turn signals, vaccination, standing in line, and how to use the post office.

[upbeat zohran voice] I'm here at the Palace of Justice in Nuremberg, Germany, where 80 years ago some important progressive work started [smash cut] but hasn't ended. So here's what we're doing:

Why is every day burrito taxi day on here

My partner, a diehard Liverpool fan, is at Anfield for the first time in his life today. On the one hand, sports! They’re corrupt and bad. But on the other, wow, the joy is very very real

Things in the Melania-coverage world are going normally, I see

I……did not know any of this about Philly’s namesake

Sign of the online times: this is a readable sentence

[gigantic fart noise]

I definitely think if your crime is funny enough then you should face no consequences.

As an American transplant to the DC of Canada, yes. Punches way above its weight re: food. No nightlife but idgaf! Great parks! You can ice skate to work. They’ve got little plows that clear all the sidewalks!

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i'm being flip but when i think about the guys who are gassing preschools and putting children in camps and killing people both on and off camera--complaining about WHISTLES--i understand why dante was like no, we need way more kinds of hell. at least nine

Happy holidays to those who celebrate

Andrea Cohen

Hi I know everything is bad but perhaps you’d like to read this new poem of mine in which I try to guess at what I’m like from the outside (turn yr phone sideways) @poetsorg.bsky.social poets.org/poem/poem-wh...

All I wanted to do was log on and complain about my lip balm freezing solid in my pocket within ten minutes of being outside and I can’t even do that because the gestapo keep fucking murdering people. One of the reasons to Nuremberg all of these motherfuckers is so we can get back to dumbposting!!!

It's already demoralizing to be a federal thug, a barely sentient ogre. Nobody likes or respects you. But then you go to work in -19 weather thinking surely today you'll get a break from people yelling at you. But no there they are. They're not even cold

for real though this goes for a lot of stuff like if you're wearing a hat? fuck it dude wear some more hats

i am fascinated by the lilliputian hallucinations. lillipucinations, if you will.

Suddenly men everywhere cannot find Philadelphia.

This really gets to the core of what makes Vance such a detestable figure