in a sense I'm glad that the biggest award Sinners picked up was best original screenplay,

Any republican that tries to make this into something should be required to describe what God’s cock looks like

I love the bi community. We all need our own word to mean basically the same thing

I know this album SLAPS

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

A video of Alex Pretti reading out the final salute of an unnamed veteran he cared for until the end of his life in the ICU, posted to Facebook by his son.

birds do it bees do it even educated fleas do it let's do it let's fly into a window

"A woman dressed as a pink Power Ranger hacked a dating site for far-right extremists. She deleted the entire site, but first she made users fall in love with AI bots she ran, thus obtaining information about them. Over 8,000 far-right profiles have now been mapped."

"its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do" is one of my all time favorite tweets, but as a public service I share this tumblr collection of the entire 26-tweet reply chain it was part of (courtesy of haywire4) www.tumblr.com/haywire4/173...

Fun Fact: Donald Trump has sued over 3,000 people in his life, but he's never sued anybody for calling him a pedophile.

🚨🚨🚨🚨MICHIGAN🚨🚨🚨🚨 Have you seen this woman?

GOD: if my commandments get 50,000 likes, i will tell Abraham to kill his son

Every legal story now is either Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach or In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport

Snowpiercer (2013)

Zohran says you’re trans now

Ragtime reminds me there’s not enough shows written for baritone voices. There’s an overemphasis on high notes in contemporary musicals; people have forgotten how comforting and powerful low notes can be

In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand. “Ten out of twelve”

aaand we are officially in the hide-your-neighbors stage

I have taken the Tylenol that was in the medicine cabinet and which they think probably is the reason you like trains forgive me but that’s bullshit you got autism from your dad

Trans rights are human rights.

Just wow 😵‍💫 #MolluscMonday

ok so the times witnessed reporters receiving cash from Adams people three times at mayoral events and sat on it for over a month but couldn’t pass up a hot tip from a neonazi about Mamdani’s unsuccessful college application for long enough to check if the neonazi had already been identified

@gralefrit.bsky.social You have to see these! A friend of mine has been collating a series of images entitled "Things my students have written turned into Philomena Cunk quotes" and they're just glorious.

I'm dying. The sheer lack of chill

What happens if you don’t do background checks or training for thousands of people and you give them all total authority? ICE has been caught looting and destroying property at Pittsburgh restaurants. They even tried to break into the safes. They loaded food, supplies and equipment into vehicles /

Check out the colossal array of great Murphs in the replies.

I have now watched this about fourteen times and I think I’ve decided my favorite part is when the guy in front, who is clearly the dance captain, does the air guitar

Kids are wild man, our 3yo URGENTLY needed to be a cyclops so he drew an eyeball then spent afternoon in full character as “Mike Wazowski” pretending to be meeting us for the first time, walking around the store with a paper plate strapped to his face calling me Robert asking me if I have any kids

rolling up to the Olive Garden like

Realizing in early middle age that I’m basically 40 Systems in a trench coat

Monday challenge: post the least flattering photo you have of your pet

A very happy 30th birthday to bisexuality, born this day in 1995 🎂

Huge turtle wife, happy life

Congratulations to the Babylon Bee for accidentally writing something funny! This article was published a week ago.

Hey sorry I’m late, I accidentally let a banana ripen in my backpack for 48 hours. Just caught a whiff and immediately died. I’m a ghost

Inside you, there are two wolves.

i forgot i made this im crying

Breaking: The Trevor Project received a stop-work order last night on its contract with the national 988 suicide prevention hotline. The Trump administration is eliminating the option for LGBTQ callers to the hotline to press 3 and connect with someone who specializes in LGBTQ mental health.

Thank you to my son and his day care for this terrifying Father’s Day gift.

I got this mailer as well, and was 0% surprised that it was addressed to “the [husband’s last name] family”

Waving Mexican flags is working

I was sitting with my friends in a pub in college (around 2004, Muncie Indiana) going nuts trying to remember the name of the horse in The Neverending Story. I finally used my flip phone to call the Family Video, where I knew most of the employees, and asked one of them

MONOSEXUALS: Bisexuality is fake BI WOMAN: Well I definitely want to fuck this girl so I guess I’m a lesbian MONOSEXUALS: Obvs BI WOMAN: Wait now I want to fuck this guy MONOSEXUALS: WHY DID YOU LIE ABOUT BEING A LESBIAN

Your bill is going to cut coverage for 11 million Americans and it’ll still cost more than universal healthcare. Healthcare is a human right, you absolute ghouls.

the president wont see your cheap dunks against jeffery epstein . But your friends who have ties to state sponsored pedophilia will