The Over 25s finding out they’ve got Louis Walsh as a mentor

6th Jan - A Traditional Play “Oi, you know all those decorations that were making your house look cosy and glowingly lit?” - yeah? - “take them down!” - oh is winter nearly over? - “not even close. Barely getting into the worst of it. Suffer without fairy lights. Happiness is over.”

It’s a dark night when you look at the news and are forced to admit that you no longer believe in the power of the FIFA peace prize

Sorry Nanna, you want us to watch the King's Speech? The KING'S Speech? The King? The man who ruined Princess Diana's life? ERM I DON'T THINK SO, HUN.

Well hello, Christmas!

Mad respect to @alexhorne.bsky.social and @thehornesection.bsky.social for their 24 hour #howlongathon. Can’t believe they’ve been performing for almost 14 hours already! Poor Alex, sounds like his voice is going and he’s still got more than 10 hours to go 😥

A win and a clean sheet… I’ll take that! We looked solid at the back, attack could have been more fluid, but Wirtz and Bradley made a difference off the bench. Decent performance in a difficult away game, hopefully a step in the right direction #LFC #INTLIV

That shouldn’t have been a penalty 😂 But Konate’s goal shouldn’t have been disallowed so… justice done I guess? 😅 #LFC #INTLIV

The more I think about it… the more I think Salah has made a mistake with his comments in that interview. He hasn’t been thrown under the bus by Slot or the club. He’s unhappy he’s out of the team and he’s overreacted. #LFC

It’s a sign of how bad we’ve been recently that I’m grateful for a point at home. Sunderland looked very good… but it pains me to see how far the quality and mentality of our team has fallen. Leeds away on Saturday is going to be a tough one 😬 #LFC #LIVSUN

Excited to say that’s it my very first day as Head of Publishing Administration for the Office of Budget Responsibility. Exciting things to come!

I’ve found my new Doctor #celebritytraitors

Give Alan Carr a knighthood #CelebrityTraitors

The 5 Stage of Reform UK Councillor

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Read the Labour List article by Andy McDonald MP in which he says #Budget2025 in November must include long-term plan for pay restoration, which PCS has long called for. labourlist.org/2025/10/labo...

Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE. If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease! Donate at blinkingguy.com

the twin task is honestly one of their greatest yet #Taskmaster

Hello Mr Thompson. Is your name Louise? #Taskmaster

"I bring you love." "It's bringing love! Don't let it get away!" "Break its legs!" "It's not a monster. It's Mr. Burns." "Aw, it's Mr. Burns. Kill it! Kill it!"

The Hillsborough families have never given up in their fight for truth, justice and real change What they have achieved is immense. My thoughts on this historic moment 👇

Tomorrow’s front page of the @liverpoolecho.co.uk on a momentous day

In All Bar One at The O2 ready for Forbidden Door! A woman complimented me on my Pink Pony Bullet Club t-shirt and gave me a friendship bracelet 🥰 #AEW #ForbiddenDoor

RIP Terence Stamp. Goodbye General Zod, Chancellor Valorum, Jor-El in Smallville, and Prophet of Truth in Halo 3. Terence Stamp was also in Priscilla, Queen of the Desert, Red Planet, Last Night in Soho, Miss Peregrine, Big Eyes, Alien Nation, Wall Street, and many more movies. He was 87.

Someone needs to make this into a movie

sorry to share twitter screenshot but im wheezing

Genoa's new away kit launch looks like someone showed Suella Braverman how to use AI

If I had a pound for every time that Chloe Kelly scored the goal that won England an international football tournament I’d have two pounds. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happened twice

THANKS.

Chloe Kelly you absolute legend #Lionesses #ENGITA

AGYEMANIA

About time! Get in!!! #Lionesses #ENGITA

holy shit lmao

That was the best and worst penalty shootout of all time. Magnificent scenes.

I was explaining to my Ukrainian colleague the phrase ‘There’s no such thing as a free lunch’. She told me the equivalent in Ukrainian is ‘The only free cheese is in the mousetrap’ - which is so much better

Nunez with the Jota celebration 🥹 #LFC

Beautiful tributes for Diogo and Andre at Deepdale. Thank you, Preston ❤️ #LFC

We're all old and cranky and have been around too long.

Ok, this is the right kind of stupid.

God bless the Young Bucks #AEWAllInTexas #AEWAllIn

Adam Cole legit breaking my heart right now. Whatever is going on must be serious… he looked so upset 😭 I really, really hope he’s okay ❤️‍🩹 #AEWAllInTexas #AEWAllIn

The Government has blocked the full Hillsborough Law. Once again they, and the PM, are reneging on promises made before the election. What objections can they have to legally mandating public bodies and civil servants to be candid and tell the truth? A betrayal of so many #LFC #HillsboroughLawNow

Thomas Partey being charged of rape so we can finally talk about it after all these years is grim. Arsenal knew, Arsenal used him as their poster boy, Arsenal offloaded him because of the charges. And all this time, silence from the players who were so vocal about Mendy.

Quite sickening really how much Arsenal have protected Thomas Partey over the last few years. Disgraceful.

Such a glorious series of #Taskmaster, five absolute mavericks who all bright chaos and charm, as well as a surprising amount of violence - one of my all-time fave series

This has absolutely devastated me. When I first saw the news this morning, I prayed it wasn’t true. The more I’ve read about it, the more it’s broken my heart. His poor family 😔 Rest in peace, Diogo and Andre. Forever our number 20 💔

Elon Musk had to buy a website and a presidency to get people to talk to him. Jeff Bezos had to invite 200 famous strangers to his wedding. If you can go down to the pub with a few mates for a bit you are definitely winning here.

We’d be mad if we sell Harvey Elliott this summer. He’s got something special 💎 #ENG #U21EURO

We’ll leave you with these profound words from Mr. Mathew Baynton. Next up: the grand final! We’ll see you then. #Taskmaster