Two weeks. Two gigs. Two of the best bands making music right now.

Ready for the trick or treaters 🎃👻

📸 US Open champion Carlos Alcaraz pays tribute to former Southampton and England footballer Matt Le Tissier in new Instagram post.

How Sky Sports News pretend Deadline Day is going to go vs. How Deadline Day actually goes.

The Cymru Premier has become the first major European football league to award part of its live broadcasting rights in the United Kingdom to content creators, with The Famileigh — a TikTok channel hosted by the Leigh family — to show matches this season.

Yeah, this Instagram Story tells me everything I need to know. He's gone.

First draft of my @officialfpl.bsky.social team. Should be a good one.

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Has anyone else been getting this?

The rest of Newcastle's transfer window.

🚨💣 BREAKING: Amelia Earhart has informed Newcastle of her desire to explore a move this summer. Club became aware of American's plans during a séance last night, as @craighope-dm.bsky.social reports. Newcastle have already re-started exploring a move for a top aviator in the market. 👀

The Magpies play Arsenal in Singapore on Sunday before two more pre-season games in South Korea next week.

Looks like I've been called up for Drury service.

I'm semi-retired from social media nowadays but I took a photo of one of my cats looking handsome so I thought I would share it.

Listen, play along, and - if you have the authority - recommission Sky One's Dream Team.

An absolute thrill to appear on one of my favourite podcasts and finally put my years spent on Sporcle to good use. Sign up to their Patreon to give it a listen.

“What are they celebrating like that for? Fireworks? It's embarrassing. You'd think these boys had never seen a New Year before the way they're carrying on.”

Best of 2024 Albums: It's Sorted (Cheekface), Restorations (Restorations) Song: Good Luck, Babe! (Chappell Roan) TV: Big Boys, Baby Reindeer, The Traitors, Gladiators Podcasts: The Screen Rot Podcast, Football Clichés, Career We Go, Ed Gamble & Matthew Crosby on Radio X

These are my favourite posts, formerly known as tweets, from X, formerly known as Twitter, that I done this year (2024). medium.com/@JonnyGabrie...

Hang on, why is Jools Holland's Hootenanny line-up just the Portsmouth starting XI from the 2008 FA Cup final?

As a further cost cutting measure, Jim Ratcliffe has announced that Manchester United mascot Fred the Red will be humanely destroyed.

Can't wait to get stuck into this.

Scrooge's Fitbit.

My brother loved Preston North End. Deepdale is where he made many happy memories: with me, with his friends, with strangers. Cheering goals. Celebrating victories. Then, ten years ago today, he died by suicide. This is his story. youtu.be/1DIGtU19a8Q?...

Santa Paws is coming to town.

This is a sincere question: Where are the next generation of football meme makers?

BREAKING: Rebels have toppled the Guardiola regime, former dictator believed to have fled to Russia.

“Facebook, Instagram, WhatsApp. How easily those three have gone down is nothing short of a disgrace. They've embarrassed themselves today.”

Looking back, this was a much better gift than the terrible necklace.

Luigi Mangione (born 21 July 1998) is an Italian professional footballer who plays as an attacking midfielder or left winger for EFL Championship club Watford, on loan from Serie A club Udinese.[1]

The former Wigan Athletic and Tottenham Hotspur defender had been odds-on favourite to take over presenting duties on the BBC One cookery show.

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Here are a bunch of records from 2024 that I've listened to and enjoyed. You should listen to them too, enjoyment is optional.

Every single year Spotify just make up new genres.

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This is the story of my big stupid cat...

This terrible Real Madrid performance can mean only one thing.

Look at my big stupid cat.

I'm not sure who thought this was a good idea.