Today a guy asked me if I wanted to pet his Cocker Spaniel. Feel kinda weird about it now.I should have chosen the Spaniel.

The pair of red legged partridges that have been visiting my garden for a while have started coming to the garden one at a time. I wonder if they are incubating a clutch or two of eggs and are taking turns? #birdsky #naturesky #gardensky

I think a lot of the conspiracy stuff goes away if the PGMOL actually did what they say they would do - at the beginning of the season they said they would crack down on grappling at corners. As usual that lasted a couple of weeks. Do what you said and do it consistently and there’s less complaints

If you like data, here is something interesting for you: Bridget Phillipson interview on LK: 9m 40" LK number of interruptions/talking over: 31 Richard Tice interview on LK: 8m 23" LK number of interruptions/talking over: 9

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They are genuinely just bad at politics. They will never turn down the opportunity to learn the wrong lessons from the present AND the past. I’ll say it again…… #politics #starmer #politicsuk

Foxes are beautiful animals but my goodness when they are screaming at night it is bloody awful. I think it’s a bit late for mating season but there’s one going for it nearby and it’s not conducive to getting to sleep #naturesky

I’m wondering if it’s made its way into British tap water. Would explain the voting on Thursday

Totally fine I’m sure. Totally. Fine

The robins seem to watch me top up the mealworm/waxworm dish and so I waited a little bit with my phone and hey presto…… #birdsky #naturesky #gardensky #UKGardening #robin

I’m having a piece of consolation carrot cake rather than celebratory carrot cake….

Dr Liverpool with their 2025/26 ointment for any underperforming visiting team #LFC #YNWA

Hanging off someone’s neck in the penalty area is no problem it seems #LFC #YNWA

That sub can get in the bin too. Baffling. #LFC #YNWA

Remember when commentators would tell you what happened and the summariser explained it? Good times.

Would be nice if our right side stopped making Sideshow Bob look like a fucking world beater #LFC #YNWA

Having the Chuckle Brothers provide commentary on our misery is a double hit to the plums #LFC #YNWA

They are gash. Unfortunately so are we. Unacceptable passivity after the first 15 minutes #LFC #YNWA

What a shitshow that was #LFC #YNWA

Oh my days what a lovely goal from Ryan. More curling than the Winter Olympics. Lovely #LFC #YNWA

Come on you infuriating, inconsistent reds! #LFC #YNWA

Bit of insomniac baking last night was carrot loaf cake. Whipped up some orange cream cheese icing this morning. Hopefully will be having a slice in victory later on 🤞 Recipe below #cakesky #bakesky #foodsky #LFC

Even Aaron (while Moses is busy getting the tablets on Mt Sinai) thinks this is a bit much..

Shitty political day but putting that aside and watching a celebration of one of the best of us….. #attenborough

Massive twat alert:

Before Nigel Farage and Reform UK tell you he is now Prime Minister, note there are 650 MPs in Parliament and 20,000 councillors in the UK. Today’s results will likely end with Reform UK having 2500-3000/20,000 councillors and still just 8/650 MPs.

Posting it once again because it’s getting more prescient every day….. #andor #politics

I won’t be tolerating apologists for those voting Reform. These grifters in various guises + party names have been lying to us since before Brexit. They created the problems we now face + claim to be the ones to fix it. If you believe the lies time and time again maybe it’s because you want to

Say a few words from an old TV commercial that some of us will remember “Hands that do dishes can feel soft as your face. With mild, green….”

So here’s a summary of the local election results so far…… #ukelections #politics #ukpolitics

Not content with being conned once by Farage, over Brexit, swathes of Britain are going back to get conned again.

Happy 100th Birthday Sir David. I am one of millions of people you have inspired and informed throughout your life. Thank you so much and hope we have you around for a good deal longer #attenborough

I’ve said it about Trump voters and it goes for Reform voters too. They’re not all bigots but bigotry isn’t a dealbreaker for them and that’s almost as bad

Villa have sliced through the opposition defence quicker than a Forest fan through a picket line

Jesus i reckon the Forest physio must be in a Supergrass tribute act. Those sideburns are obscene

How 7 years have flown by. What a night that was. Can’t say I was super confident beforehand but as the game went on….. Actually screamed when that 4th goal went in #LFC #YNWA

Once you’ve seen it you can’t unsee it

Today and tomorrow is when we find out where our fellow citizens are politically…

30 mins in and only one goal?

Ooof lovely goal after just 2 minutes…

They’ve got a lot to live up to after last weeks game

As it is #worldcarnivorousplantday here’s a few shots of my gruesome plants….

The winter pansies in some of my hanging baskets have provided gorgeous flowers through the dark late Winter and early Spring and they are still going strong. It seems a shame to put them on the compost heap but the summer basket plants need to go in now #plantsky #gardensky #flowersky #UKGardening

Me? I love a rare steak, chips and béarnaise sauce. For robins, blackbirds and tits it seems to be this…. (Can’t say I’m keen tbh) #naturesky #gardensky #birdsky

If recent utterances are anything to go by the Granny Botherer™️ is just saying stuff for clicks and engagement. Certainly doesn’t bring any insight. Best thing is to ignore him. Overcelebrating getting to a CL final? Gimme a break, that’s not possible - celebrate all you want Arsenal

The finale to Maul: Shadow Lord was superb #starwars #maul #tvsky

Have got: Scabiosa “Beaujolais Bonnets” Penstemon “True Blue” Lychnis coronaria “Dancing Ladies” Delphinium semibarbatum As ever I’ve got more than I need - friends and family getting some free plants methinks lol. #plantsky #gardensky #flowersky #UKGardening

Well after that abomination I’m going to spend the rest of the evening listening to Jungle and potting on perennials I’ve grown from seed…. #plantsky #musicsky #gardensky #flowersky #UKGardening #Jungle