Mike Johnson not knowing any of the details with Yakety Sax

Unlike Minnesota, Texas and Florida weren’t invaded by lawless, masked “immigration” ICE thugs. That’s because their residents voted for Donald Trump and their governors flatter him. This isn’t about immigration; it’s about deeply damaged Donald’s brittle ego.

Vance, telling people who don't have kids that their lives are meaningless. What a total ass.

Five concerts you've seen with women lead singers Eurythmics Steeleye Span Alison Krauss & Union Station Suzanne Vega Mary Chapin Carpenter

Vance happily ignoring the fact that Texas and Florida each have 10x the number of immigrants as Minnesota, because Trump only sends his masked thugs into blue states. Also, TX & FL have a lot more guns, which could be problematic for ICE goons who lose control at peaceful protests.

Wow! This whole thread is an amazing read!

Fairly sure it’s unintentional, but the end date on this mug being sold by the Smithsonian does make it sound a little like they’re saying America dies in 2026…

Pew Research Institute (2023): • Red State Texas has about 2.1 million undocumented immigrants • Red State Florida has 1.6 M undocumented immigrants • Blue State Minnesota has 130,000. And yet only Minnesota is being occupied by masked thugs over "immigration." It's *not* about immigration.

Something a little different. Some cartoonists put out a call for comics about local ICE experiences. This one happened a few months ago so it's a little older than current events, but it's a story that I never stopped thinking about. #ICEoutcomics

OMG 😂🤣😂

God bless you, you glorious nerds.

He sounds like a guy explaining “Settlers of Catan” to a group of people who will never, ever play “Settlers of Catan” with him again.

@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @schumer.senate.gov @housedemocrats.bsky.social @democrats.senate.gov Anyone else notice how the D.O.J just stopped releasing Epstein files after Dec 23, even though the legal deadline for everything was Dec 19? 1/

“Show me what comic you loved when you were 13, and that’s all I need to know about you.” -Brad Meltzer 1981 - Pretty solid year for comics

Happy #LetterboxdFriday! Here are my #LastFourWatched. #Sinners #WakeUpDeadMan #MI8 #TimeTravelIsDangerous

I'd pay good money to see them dump a million barrels of oil onto Mar-a-Lago.

Fewer than I thought, but not bad. There are definitely a few states I haven't been to yet that I'd like to visit. The tool for creating these is at tenpages.github.io/us-level/us....

75+ hours of crafting and at least two mental breakdowns later... the Barbie Dream Tavern is done! youtu.be/mwDfsxUSiVE This was meant to be my last video of 2025 and instead ended up my first video of 2026. 🥲 But I'm still taking January off of YouTube to plan for the year (and recharge!)

Trump is golfing and literally shopping for marble today while nearly two weeks in to vacationing at his private club but okay

Evergreen meme

Oh my goodness, this Wall Street Journal piece about Trump's ailing health that includes an interview with him (gift link). There are a number of ridiculous details in it and I'll put a few of them in this thread. (1/6)

Hohoho! I drew this year's holiday card for my art rep, Felix Comic Art. I wanted the recipients to get something that looked like a piece of vintage original art, but also couldn't help poking some fun at Felix's love for Dark Knight Returns.

A group of 5-year-olds explaining what you need to be a superhero. "You need to help people." "You need to eat your healthy foods like broccoli and carrots." "You need to be fast and strong." "You need a suit so that you aren't walking around naked and people can see your bum bum."

In physical media news, Warner Bros. Home Entertainment will be releasing "OVER THE GARDEN WALL" on Blu-ray on April 7, 2026, per a listing on Barnes and Noble's website. First Blu-ray release of a Cartoon Network original in 10 years.

In 2023 I became obsessed with videos of dads in cargo shortswaiting in parking lots during Taylor Swift's Eras Tour. So when she came to town, I grabbed a camera and headed down to talk to them. I thought it'd be funny. It turned out to be something else entirely.

another one for my Terrible Person Makes Excellent Point files I have no time for Bill Clinton, but this is the right way to approach this

More of this kind of rich person, please.

I'm at a family gathering to light Hanukkah candles tonight, and just spotted this juvenile Cooper's hawk on the porch. What a magnificent lad.

Reminder that in June, 2016, a suit (w/witnesses) was filed against Trump re: his repeated raping of a 13 year-old child at an Epstein party. (She wasn't a "teen," in anything but the most technical of senses. She was a 7th, maybe an 8th grader.) We've known he was a child rapist THIS WHOLE TIME.

Hello, Susan

Princess Mononoke 🐺🌳

Today, Trump declared that the nation will host the first-ever “Patriot Games,” an “unprecedented four-day athletic event” featuring high school athletes, one boy and one girl, from each state and territory. If you think this sounds like The Hunger Games, you're not alone.

Hanukkah was my favorite Jewish holiday growing up, because the story is about of defiance in the face of injustice and the miracles that happen as a result. That's why Galaxy likes it, too.

This is such a little thing compared to the administration's actual assault on human rights, but FFS!

I get so angry at the "God does not make mistakes" argument being used to defend transphobia. Should we stone people who wear glasses or get a hip replacement? Imprison people who get tattoos or piercings? What about hair dye, is that going against god's perfect design for your body?

This looks like classic Spielberg sci-fi and I'm definitely on board.

The government subsidizes the military, which doesn't make enough money to support itself. That means it's not working, so let's cancel that.

President currently feuding with a beloved American comedy icon who was murdered 24 hours ago.

pulled out my gigantic dvd case to decide tonight's watch

At what point exactly will the behavior of the American Gestapo become a true national flashpoint? This is actually the subject of my next missive, out in a few minutes.

@chrisgrace.com I saw Sardines in Boston last month and loved it. Then today the Spalding Gray film, Swimming to Cambodia, came up in conversation and I realized that your show hit a lot of the same buttons for me. It made me wonder if Gray's monologues were an inspiration for yours?

COLLINS: You talk about 15 years of Obamacare. But that also means Republicans have had 15 years to come up with a solution and have not yet done so. ROGER MARSHALL: I'm not sure what we can say

"You can give up certain products. You could give up pencils. Because under the China policy, every child can get 37 pencils. They don’t need that many. And you don't need 37 gold baby carriages. 2 or 3 is nice. You must go without, even though affordability is a hoax. See? I've fixed the problem!"

Strange that House Republicans weren't able to solve this problem in a two hour meeting after procrastinating for all of 2025 and generally failing to come up with a health care plan for the last 16+ years

TRUMP: *calls Somalis "garbage"* OMAR: The president is a bigot NEWSMAX:

This will be remembered as the most pathetic moment in American history. What a needy fool.

I mean, condolences to his friends and family and all who knew him but who else is hoping he designed a really baller casket and headstone for himself?