I think we need to accept that 30% of Americans have their heads firmly up their asses and that's never going to change.

This man will not eat another pierogi till the end of this days.

Buttiigieg: "Look, when you are this deep into your second year, if your reflex is to still be trying to blame the previous administration, it really shows that you are out of ideas, out of solutions, and unwilling to take ownership of your own choices."

Nobody in the Trump administration has *any* self-awareness. None. Is Marco Rubio saying it’s “heartbreaking” to Donald to witness protesters being shot in Iran, but not Minneapolis?

Audrey Nuna

GOD yes

OOH I WAS WONDERING WHAT THEY’D WEAR

Please give me all the Robert Wun at all the events. (My classy-glam-but-make-it-horror heart belongs to all things Robert Wun.)

Sabrina wearing Sabrina (1954).

Wow. Artemis II image ART002-E-12613; credit: NASA/Artemis II Crew

These predictions should come with a "Past performance is not indicative of future results" disclaimer.

asked a question about how the new regime in Iran is just the old regime with different leaders, Trump immediately pivots to taking credit for Iran not executing people

Ballroom Republicans: We need a big, beautiful ballroom to protect our glorious leader who spends a third of his time in Florida or on the golf course. Meanwhile...

Can you say tasteless? I knew you could!

Blackagar Boltagon's real name is Blackagaragar Boltagonagon. @mckelvie.bsky.social

Timeline Cleanser

I feel like his skills could have been put to better use at that specific point in time

How would the ballroom have helped Trump when people came at him while he was golfing or at a campaign rally? Or for his 26 trips to Florida since this term began?

"Ballroom Republicans" is great. It highlights how out of touch they are with the lives of regular people and plays better in the media than fascist authoritarians.

Let's be clear we didn't lose the plot - the current administration is actively and intentionally sabotaging clean energy in general (which includes electric cars) and gleefully letting China and other countries lap us with this technology. This is the intentional destruction of US innovation.

a) We fucking called this before Roe fell ffs LISTEN TO US b) if they win this will set our whole society back to the 1950s or earlier. Workplace equality? Sexual freedom? What??? THIS MUST BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY AS AN ALL HANDS ON DECK ISSUE c) (see next skeet)

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.

sometimes I feel like I have seen everything, and then I see something that I could never have imagined in ten thousand years of imagining

he’s right and he should say it I have sweaters older than ICE

How long until the Republicans make participating in firing squads a perk for high-level donors?

Definitely the words of someone deserving of a Nobel Peace Prize.

Holy crap, guys. His approval rating is down 300%.

Here at the precog laboratory, we’re careful not to have them look into the future beyond 2033. Every precog that does that immediately dies. We gave 2033 a fun nickname “the end of time”

PabloReports: Who do you think Trump should fire next? AOC: Is he out of women? Trump only seems to have the capability to fire female secretaries. If you’re a man in the Trump administration, it seems that they reward misconduct.

They call Democrats low IQ people incapable of writing their own names, yet also claim Democrats rig every election and secretly control everything, despite GOP majorities in the Senate, House, and SCOTUS. Republicans only want to blame Democrats, not find solutions or ever admit they're unpopular.

Not transgender. Not a drag queen. Not an immigrant. What do all these child rapists have in common?

Donald Trump loves pedophiles. www.tmz.com/2026/04/14/p...

Happy National Library Week to whoever did this.

Peter Thiel spent $9 million dollars trying to get Virginia to vote "no." The GOP lost. No amount of money can make people buy what they don't want.

Duffy explains that land-based supersonic flight will be available just as soon as Buckaroo Banzai gets the oscillation overthruster back from Lord John Whorfin and reinstalls it in the Jet Car.

Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings

Randomly thinking about my favorite @lizclimo.bsky.social panel. I'm with you Bear! 🍩

The Onion says it has a new deal to take over conspiracy theorist Alex Jones's Infowars media company. If approved, the satirical news website could turn Infowars into a parody of itself. n.pr/4eyN1Cj

Homeowner's Prayer - Grant me the courage to tackle the home repairs I can do myself, the funding to pay for the ones I can't, and the wisdom to know the difference.

A sick burn that only game nerds will understand.

In a nutshell. 😊

bad photoshop meme >>>>>>> weird glossy ai generated meme

If you watch and share one thing today make at this. Why is every democrat in the country not talking like this?

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"In fact, if the third of Americans who comprise his bedrock base of red-hatted MAGAs are held aside, the rest of the nation is now nearly unified in deeming Trump’s second term a failure, if not a disaster." — @schaller67.bsky.social

Zohran Mamdani said he's going to start taxing rich people who buy luxury housing in NYC but don't actually live in there, and the former CEO of Twitter/X called it "actually one of the scariest things I have ever seen."

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