TRUMP: *calls Somalis "garbage"* OMAR: The president is a bigot NEWSMAX:

This will be remembered as the most pathetic moment in American history. What a needy fool.

I mean, condolences to his friends and family and all who knew him but who else is hoping he designed a really baller casket and headstone for himself?

excited to award my kids the Burger King Peace Prize this weekend

I cannot wait for the investigations and trials. Let's see these fuckers crying on the stand, begging the mercy they've never showed anyone else.

every time

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🥧 (a Thanksgiving comic)

if you see this, post an anime you love Lupin III: The Castle of Cagliostro was the first feature film directories by Miyazaki, and was the movie that got me into anime

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Clay Higgins was the only House Republican to vote against releasing the Epstein files.

I'm want to see Wicked: For Good, but I guess I must have missed Wicked: Too Much and Wicked: Très Bien, so I'm worried that I won't be able to follow the story.

Had a routine MRI yesterday. Silly me, I forgot to ask the doctor what she was concerned about or what she was looking for. I even forgot to ask which part of my body she was looking at. Oops! Oh, well, hopefully I’ll remember to ask those very basic questions at my upcoming routine MRI next week!

For over 5 years, Marjorie Taylor Greene was one of the people in Congress most disliked by Democrats. No death threats. It was only when she turned on Donald Trump that she got death threats. Just like Senators only received threats of violence after they wavered on Trump's cabinet nominations.

the “five administrations” part really hits. playing political football with Epstein like it’s a gotcha on Trump does such an injustice to how long this network of abusers has been protected by secrecy

She really is trying to have her cake and eat it too while trying to get ahead of the curve and position herself to be the next MAGA leader.

somebody brought this up once in the context of Florida voters in 2000 and it fucked me up so much just the cascading effects on our whole society from losing such a tidal wave of queer people

Is it a good sign when you have to specify that the investigation into sex crimes should include your political enemies but not you?

Operation Change The Topic From Epstein

Priorities.

Megyn: The law recognizes no difference between raping an 8-year-old and raping a 15-year-old. Both victims are underage and therefore unable to provide consent. And you are an awful person for using that distinction to explain away the rape of underage girls. You wouldn't do that for Bill Clinton.

We don’t have enough money to give schoolchildren lunches or seniors prescriptions. But we do have 2 billion to give dude bro Pete Hegseth a more edgy calling card.

starting to think the trump administration is a little bit reluctant to have the epstein files released it is just a feeling i am getting

They’ve laid off so many people that the government is now getting its economic data from DoorDash.

The book that most changed me was THE PRINCESS BRIDE, which I discovered in my high school library a few years before the movie came out. The humor is great, of course, but it was Goldman's brilliant metafictional merging of reality and fantasy that captured me and I started devouring all his books.

In the most predictable development ever, Mike Johnson is not committing to hold a House vote on ACA subsidies

Arrietty approves of the new heated pad I bought for her.

The cruelty is the point.

Johnson: The Republican-led Congress has been so productive, that we're happy to take a paid money off while shutting down the government, rather than compromising on anything with the Democrats who make up 49% of Congress.

Imagine thinking immigrants are a recent novelty in New York City.

Islamophobia in a nutshell, from a nutcase

the second polls close in California, CNN projects that Proposition 50 passes

you can win without billionaires supporting you you can win without party leadership endorsing you you can win unapologetically standing with every persecuted minority pundits say are too politically toxic to touch we could do everything about this process differently if we wanted to

Nothing notable on my local ballot other than a School Committee race, but I got out and voted anyway. Hoping that my friends in CA, NJ, VA, PA and NYC, where there are bigger issues at stake, will get out and make good progressive choices.

Saw this just in time to post a Lobster Roll that I got by the Cape Neddick lighthouse in York, Maine #SandwichSky

1. Campaign on big issues that are directly relevant to your voters 2. Don't get distracted from point one 3. Present as a decent human with manageable baggage 4. Don't be old as fuck. Go forth and do likewise

The rest of us looking at folks voting tomorrow in NYC, Virginia, NJ, CA & PA.

If 10% of the population of NYC fled the city, then Mamdani's goal of keeping housing prices down would happen almost instantly.

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I asked orthopedist about arthritis in my thumbs: Doc [examining]: Does that hurt? Me: Like a motherfucker. D: Yeah, thumbs go first. You're getting old. Getting old sucks. M: That's a hell of thing to say. D: (looking at me quizzically): It doesn't end well, John. Didn't anybody tell you? 1/2

why we do not have a 24/7 media drumbeat, "the president is mentally incompetent," I will never understand

WHO IS THE ADMINISTRATOR OF THE PRESIDENCY??? #WITAOTP

Oh right daylight savings day or, “It’s gotta be like 9PM right?” “It’s 6:17.”

A movie you've seen more than 7 times with a gif.

Obama: "The economy has been really good for some of Trump's billionaire friends. It's been good for some finance bros and well-connected corporations who have seen their tax bill go down. But for ordinary families, costs have not gone down, they've gone up."

Gave out a bunch of candy to trick-or-treaters last night. The best costume I saw was a teenager dressed as Jinx from Arcane who had made a Fishbones (Jinx's giant shark-shaped rocket launcher) out of cardboard and aluminum foil that she was using as her candy bucket.