Mike Johnson thinks $174,000 isn’t enough to survive without insider trading. But $15/hour is too much to ask for everyone else. Every single day, these goons prove how disconnected they are from everyday Americans.

Good afternoon! I slept past 3pm. I have no regertz. Coffee? Tea? Zanaflex? IHDY?

He can continue to go fuck himself.

It's a huge problem to live on $174,000.00 a year and get free food, medical and a housing allowance. It must be difficult. You obviously have a house in your district. And you get a housing allowance. Insider trading is illegal. Stop making excuses. #USDemocracy

You know baby When I was taking my pantyhose out of their egg this evening I thought "I'm gonna find that man that has the right shade of bottled tan A man that smells like cocoa butter and cash"

Well crap.

If members of Congress are struggling to feed their families on their $174k a year salary maybe they should consider cheap cut meats like liver or more affordable meals like a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, a corn tortilla and one other thing.

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Trump just repeated his Ukraine policy. When Trump met Putin, he abandoned Ukraine, our treaty with Ukraine, & abandoned giving them weapons to defend themselves. Within 12 hours of returning from China, Trump abandoned defense of Taiwan, and says he may not give them weapons to defend themselves.

I guess he wants to give us a preview of what he has in store for the US.

Pro tip: No one (like literally no one) in the history of Earth has ever been excited about barely being able to afford the basic necessities. It’s about time we reap some union benefits. #UnionsForAll

It is now time for me to watch the Preakness and exclaim, "Yay ponies!"

Breakin the law, breakin the law...

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trump cut funding to study Hantaviruses, proof we are unprepared for the next outbreak and pandemic. he fired the pandemic preparedness program, has an incompetent head of HHS, and MAGA TS think he cares about their health and safety? #DV1 #ProudBlue www.scientificamerican.com/article/trum...

I made a damn good carrot cake.

Please boost the signal, and contribute if you can. gofund.me/d394eb8f7

Five bucks says he's never read the Odyssey.

Gov. Gavin Newsom portrays himself as a resistance leader—though in his budget proposal, he is once again attacking Medicaid funded home care that helps disabled people live independently. My latest for @motherjones.com www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

Is he kissing his hand?

He's looking for "hamburders" on the menu.

I think the blue paint is going to make the trash and goose poop even more visible.

I hope the ghost of Homer is just one of the spirits who vex Muskrat.

This would be hilarious if it were a sitcom. newrepublic.com/post/210513/...

It's racism through and through.

So horrified & ashamed that our country has been taken over by a criminal dictator. Especially since our founders set guardrails to prevent this, but Congress will not use them. Why? Because Republicans fear him. Why? Because they're in the Epstein files-KEY to it all. #USDemocracy #Voices4Victory

For my newsletter, I wrote about the killing of Juniper Blessing and ruminated on who the media thinks deserves attention in death. Friday newsletters are usually paywalled, but I have made the mini-essay portion of this post free to all: www.burnsnotice.com/her-name-was...

Not transgender. Not an immigrant. Not a drag queen. www.mediaite.com/media/news/j...

We should be able to work and shop without fear of murder by masked thugs. actionnetwork.org/petitions/te...

#TransRights

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"But in 2025, the bureau lost 2800 agents, according to internal FBI statistics... And that may actually understate the extent of the damage here, because they are some of the most experienced agents and some of the most senior agents who have left." www.alternet.org/trump-fbi-26...

Police brutality and racial violence isn't funny: sign.moveon.org/petitions/hi...

He's swindling every taxpayer in the United States.

I love New York!

$72 BILLION to tear families apart. Not for schools. Not for healthcare. For ICE raids. Our community is not the problem — their cruelty is. Call your rep TODAY. The number is 202-224-3121. We won’t be silent.

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I’d rather all my taxes go to SNAP, EBT, Food Stamps or whatever food assistance programs than to a Ballroom or war of choice.

Good Morning 😍 Ladies this is why we fight ~ the little girls are watching & learning from us ♥️ #JasmineCrockett having a touching moment with a 7 year old little girl named #Cataleya #SheShed ♥️

The Senate fell one vote short of formally shutting down the war with Iran, with John Fetterman casting the decisive vote.

the foreskin of presidential power is intact

Of course.

A US citizen is suing ICE for arresting him twice. He just got arrested a third time. @urbanviewradio.bsky.social www.msn.com/en-us/news/u...

Oh My,So Very UnChristian Of You, ASSHOLE........

this truck in front of me has a sticker that says "i identify as a corvette" and it's making this ungodly noise every time it shifts gears. my dude you are worried about the wrong kind of tranny

When I see the phrase "bombshell leak" associated with Trump, I assume it's his diaper.

Rep. @brotherjones.bsky.social at the CA state capitol: “We chanted ‘we will not go back’ — I burned a confederate flag outside the chamber to send a message we will not go back to the times in which our folks were met with Billy clubs & the blast of the fire hose…” 🇺🇸

Dr. Oz can also eat a humongous barrel of richards.

Saying the quiet part out loud...

I do love me some Tom & Lorenzo.