Noam Chomsky's fall from grace has been a devastating blow to excruciatingly dull men everywhere.

This is my boy Chip. He's a damn delight. 🐶❤️

douglas adams was our most accurate futurist

I miss when you could post Brave Norman Rockwell Townsperson and the caption could be, like, “R.E.M was wrong to leave ‘Fretless’ off of Out of Time” instead of “The secret police should stop murdering people.”

Trump told us he was going after the worst of the worst. He did. Now, they work for him.

Her husband has to know already. He may be having an affair too.

That Kristi Noem propaganda ad playing while I was watching Inglorious Basterds was kinda on the nose, HBO

British response to the film about Melania Trump: If they were screening it for free at the bottom of my garden I'd shut the curtains.

Does anyone sell subatomic sized violins?

A Texas man murdered his own daughter over Trump and Texas didn’t even charge him with a crime.

I’m sorry kids, you can’t have those M&Ms, the guy who snorted coke off a toilet seat said so.

My universe revolves around you. Happy Valentine’s Day, Gabby.

today's randomish theater photo: birthday girl Florence Henderson and a bunch of Vons Trapp in The Sound of Music, early 1960s

I’m not even mentioned in my autobiography a million times.

Guys, I’m thinking of telling Kristi Noem’s husband that she’s cheating on him. Yet, I’m not sure if I should.

I love a "meet cute" 😅

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In this Ohio diner, it was a tradition: bacon and eggs, big styrofoam cup of Folgers, then over to the head to snort some cocaine off the toilet seat. But now the woke mob wants to take all of that away.

Modern Love: They met snorting cocaine off of toilet seats. They have become the hottest couple inside the Beltway. @nytpitchbot.bsky.social

Available for preorders: Yo Mama by Pam Bondi (Simon & Simon) Audiobook read by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog

He claims he was Grass #122 at the Super Bowl halftime show. I'm not buying it.

Doctors say that vaccines protect children from dangerous diseases. A nepo baby who barbecues dogs and snorts cocaine off toilet seats says that vaccines make children vulnerable to 5G radiation. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.

Zion National Park

RFK Jr. snorted cocaine off the toilet seat the right way. by Ezra Klein

We're direct up here in Vermont.   Thanks for the shoutout @jimmykimmel.com!

it's not the worst thing AI is doing but: i love cat videos so much and it's so annoying that people are posting ai cat videos now

Why did Tom Homan end the Minnesota ICE occupation? Because he became too woke.

RFK Jr.'s rejection of new vaccines will kill thousands of Americans each year for the foreseeable future. But at least now it's easier for me to find beef tallow fries.

Analysis | The fact that Joe Biden isn't in the Epstein files shows how politically and culturally irrelevant he has become.

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If my ancestors made it across the plains pulling handcarts, I can make it through this 14-page Gavin Newsom profile in the New Yorker.

The Pride flag at the Stonewall Monument is re-raised! New Yorkers won’t let Donald Trump erase LGBTQ+ history, or trample the rights of our LGBTQ+ neighbors.

In a country with a bad president, be a Bad Bunny. [Cartoon by Matt Davies]

Cartoon by @andertoon.bsky.social.

And the winner of the 2026 Nobel Peace Prize is Minneapolis/Saint Paul! Accepting the award is comedian Frank Conniff!

Just In: During a hearing, Pam Bondi was spotted with notes indicating surveillance of Congress members, and a paperback book of Yo Mama jokes.

I haven't been watching that, I am way behind on my grinder site.

Attorney General Ghislaine Maxwell has betrayed the legacy of Pam Bondi. by David Brooks (2027)

Reporter: Are you aware that Pam Bondi has been doing electronic surveillance of Congress members while they’re in a SCIF reviewing the Epstein files? Mike Johnson: I haven’t heard anything about that. I’ve been watching 24 hours of Mr. Peabody & Sherman on TBS.

Ending this operation is not enough. We need justice and accountability. That starts with independent investigations into the murders of Renee Good and Alex Pretti, economic restitution for businesses impacted, abolishing ICE, and the impeachment of Kristi Noem.

@jreinermd.bsky.social #medsky

I’m nominating the people of Minneapolis/St. Paul for the Nobel Peace Prize. Who’s with me?

This lady in a bathrobe recording ICE kidnapping another of her neighbors in Minneapolis, Minnesota. Things haven't gotten better there; they've gotten worse. We need to give Minnesota our attention and support.

The SAVE Act has passed the House, making it harder for 69 million American women to vote. This isn’t about voter fraud or undocumented immigrants. This is about suppressing the female vote. They want to repeal the 19th and this is a step in that direction.

THANKS,TREVOR........

In a moment that calls for courage, we get this: