All my girlfriends except my best friend are getting a Tamagotchi for Christmas. I got one in 1996 because my dad brought them back for me and my brother from a work trip to Japan. They became available in the IS the next year. So obvi I got one for me too

The scale and depth of the attack on our institutions means that there is no simple way for a pro-democracy coalition to flip the lights back on after Trump. We need transformative thinking. dissentmagazine.org/article/the-...

Am I a bad person for spending $40-50 on a new humidifier every year because I can’t be bothered to clean them?

I like porn that challenges me to be a better person

should of pushed the tush

quick question is this guys reputation and livelihood and legacy tied up on people believing this hype or is he an uninvolved expert with a neutral analysis of the situation

eagles defense leaving the field while the eagles offense comes onto it

Go birds: a thread

Calling ICE on your neighbors is a hate crime

well that answers literally my only question

just scratched one of my balls all the way off

Hahahahahahahashahah

Have the Flyers ended a single game in regulation this season

@billadelphia.bsky.social is a wizard

sorry but i think it’s newsworthy every time someone wants to fuck rfk jr. and we’re never going to fully understand human psychology if we don’t figure it out

Lo l@ bouch explaining how the call was good for the Flyers the second before the blues score off the face off

“Strategically” throwing trans kids under the bus in a misguided and ultimately doomed attempt to save cis hides

BREAKING: Protesters both in and outside the annual Fenway Health Gala decried the LGBTQ community health center's recent decision to end care for trans youth and young adults. www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...

with the the holidays right around the corner, it’s the perfect time to send me exactly eleven hundred dollars

I believe trump would’ve put Clinton’s dick in his mouth as a goof because that man will do anything for attention

It never used to be dark by 5pm. They're doing this to demoralize you

I miss websites

TEE ZEE

hey guys, you know what goes really hard? the mohs scale

Well as long as these beans are actually magic, I think we came out way ahead here (senate minori

You can’t be online or watch TV for 5 minutes without a sports betting ad and AI is telling teenagers to commit suicide but weed gummies are amongst the greatest threats to the American way of life apparently

The vote was 53-47 in honor of the 5,347 fundraising emails the democrats are all about to send out

My dad got hit my a pickup truck while cycling on Thursday. He broke his left ankle and pinky. He’s still in the hospital, pending a transfer to a nursing facility for a couple weeks. Stay safe out there, cyclists.

I don’t care who you are, the one thing that links all of the -isms and bigotries together and sets them on fire is eugenics and ableism. They’ve been playing you all the entire time. There is no progress in this country for ANYTHING without equity for disabled people.

Me: Why were my tests so expensive? Hospital: All of our equipment is state-of-the-art. Me: Why did it take so long to send the results to my doctor? Hospital: Our fax machine was down.

"I have ADHD and I don't think it's a disability." Wrong on both counts!

Why are elites so opposed to widespread prosperity? It would significantly boost their own prosperity, too! Ah, but of course, it is the same cruel and selfish darkness in their soul that drives them to impose suffering as drives them to hoard their millions.

Nandy, a 22-year-old in Kentucky, has Type 1 Diabetes. Foods he's supposed to eat are more expensive, he said. He goes to Walmart and Kroger trying to find lowest prices. He's been eating one meal a day to stretch food out. It's impacting his health: “It’s like a death sentence for people like me”

I am not exaggerating when I say that I have never thrown away anything that smells as bad as the average scented trash bag

ok sure. you hate andrew cuomo because he’s an unlikable slimy creepazoid with an adversarial relationship to the people he would govern…..but what if i told you a bunch of other slimy creeps with identical worldviews said to vote for him. does that change your mind

Eat shit canadiens!

Zegras is a shootout robot

Fighting in the NHL is so unpleasant and unnecessary

it's just nice to see the motherfuckers on their back foot for once

Desperately need a Bob trick

THEM: awww you have a cute red head baby ME: oh no that’s cheeto dust

a six year gap in my résumé that just says, “Regrets, I've had a few But then again, too few to mention”

Idk what libety is so obviously I choose tranny

Nick Seeler, two minutes for existing.

Nick seeler is not obligated to get out of the Montreal players skating lane. Wtf that’s not interference, that’s just not doing the opponent a favor.

Bobby brink 🎩🎩👀❓