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NIKOLAJ EHLERS

ew why is Belichick there

Hahahaha fuck Carter hart

Excellent start

*Lion King voice* It is time…

Go Canes. Get this man a Cup.

*Lion King voice* It is time…

I don’t even own a DVD player anymore, or even a device to play DVDs, since Apple got rid of disc drives on laptops, but I will be ordering one of these because physical media is SO IMPORTANT

Denver Barkey robbed

how am i supposed to clean out my closet when i am a bitch and a lover and a child and a mother and a sinner and a saint? all those bitches need outfits

Now I will go get groceries and be back for the gold medal game in about 2 hours, though bronze was the one I was particularly invested in

No don't show me crying Porter Martone. My kid's had a rough year

Norway had an amazing tournament and I am SOOO delighted for them to have this moment

AHHHHHYHHHHH NORWAY BRONZE MEDALLLLLLLL

GOOOOOOAAAAAAL FUCKING RIGHTS NORWAY!!!!!!!!

Canada and Norway are headed to OT for the bronze medal game. Norway held a 2-0 lead until the final minute-ish of the game. Canada scored at 1:16 and :07 to send it to OT. Really hoping Norway can pull this off for their first ever #IIHF #MensWorlds medal.

HELL YEAH NORWAY *intensifes*

hell yeah Norway!!

Jesus why was that ref absolutely berating the Norwegian player on the face off

Got home and turned on the tv for hockey and it put on the Memorial Cup instead of the Stanley Cup, so I’m just watching that instead

I know people think it’s weird to go out in your pajamas but if you can’t go to the local bagel place in your pjs, I don’t want it

Can I talk about #IIHF #MensWorlds for a second? The final four teams are Canada, Finland, Switzerland, and Norway. Norway is guaranteed no lower than a fourth-place finish, which has only happened ONCE before. IN NINETEEN FIFTY ONE. It has been SEVENTY FIVE YEARS.

I spelt 8 out of 8 words correctly on the Philly Spelling Bee Never a doubt

Nobody warns you that when you go through your dead parents' belongings you might find your own baby teeth?

I don't want either team to win this game, but I do like Celebrini

3) i love that the iihf has a zero tolerance policy for head contact, @ the nhl take note

Oooof Evan Bouchard looked like he was displaying fencing position there. Hate to see it.

One of my favorite breakfasts when I have a few extra minutes because I always think it’s going to take longer than it does. Half a sweet potato, plenty of feta, two eggs, some crispy garlic chili on top (or sliding off the back)

Everyone I know is going to buy this shirt (and they should)

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Nobody suggested that’s what you should apologize for, you tone deaf whackadoodle

How can you do this to Dobeš on his birthday?

Today was so much more hectic than it needed to be, with a heavy dose of unnecessary misogyny to boot

I will now be officially pledging my troth to Carolina. I would rather see Montreal win, but I don’t think they’d stand a chance against Vegas and someone needs to actually take Vegas down. *drags Bunch of Jerks shirt out of storage*

Toradol is a hell of a drug (this is about Nathan MacKinnon, not me)

I know I said this last year too, but retirement looks so good on Tomaš Plekanec

Converting to Catholicism so I can tell my bosses using unregulated AI is against my religion and I will sue them like that cake lady who hated gay people if they make me use it

The last thing you see before opening ChatGPT

Who in their right mind is out here “you have to hand it to him”-ing about literally Hitler??

A classic Ghost bomb

Can I please watch ONE hockey game this weekend that's not a complete disappointment? Though, honestly, at this point I think the Canes have the best chance of beating Vegas, so go Canes I guess.

You’ve heard of oddly specific hockey stats (at least on this page you have), now get ready for oddly specific fortune cookies

I’m all here for a Norwegian hockey renaissance (really just a naissance, not much of a re) but not at the expense of my Czech boys. What are we doing?

Cherokee street magician. Trying to preserve our Native American Magic Culture. If you like my work, please, please, please help support it, any little bit helps a lot and is greatly appreciated. cash.app/$lostcitymagic www.paypal.me/JeramyNeugin ko-fi.com/jeramyneugin

I really wanted to go to bed early tonight but the hockey is pissing me off

"John Tortorella upset about something" no that's just his natural state

oh no, Nate

get fucked Vegas