reading the piece on david walliams genuinely in awe of how it took this long for something to be done

i made it myself :)

jordan “a lock for team canada” binnington

getting older is realising that a) you can buy a little treat whenever you want and also b) anything can be a little treat if you try hard and believe in yourself

maybe it’s because i’m not a big gambler but i cannot imagine being so mad about losing a bet that i start yelling at the social media for a team who, and i cannot stress this enough, does not control things like shot counts

this is like recommending the crucible to people who liked charmed. 10/10 no notes.

ive been combatting the SAD impulses with fun beverages and got myself a grapefruit soda today that is apparently designed specifically for palomas and all i can think of is the scene in always sunny when they’re on the booze free cruise and charlie learns that some people drink OJ not as a mixer

oh this is Incorrect

spending my evening watching wake up dead man and there is a level of scenery chewing in this movie that has never been seen before

sharks!!

sharks?!

my Silly Youtube Show Of The Moment (jet lag the game) is doing a season set in new zealand and man… i want to go to new zealand

i cant believe the central division finally has the best defenceman in the nhl in it

is anyone else haunted by remembering that woman who went viral claiming that you can make diet coke with balsamic vinegar and seltzer or is it just me

mine also got updated without my consent and they somehow made the apple podcasts app worse which i do think should land someone in the hague

i can see distant discourse happening about heated rivalry and i would like to take this moment to say if you call it sportsball you owe me personally ten dollars

todas underrated hockey thing is where the puck pops up in the air and you get a great show of ten golden retrievers who are convinced you threw the ball they just dont know where yet

checking in on the sharks and uh, alex nedeljkovic might deserve a knife

learning that sean avery was pro same sex marriage in 2011 has broken something in my brain i thinj

has milan lucic considered that i dont want him playing hockey in my country

the library has FINALLY given me a copy of we breed lions so i cant wait to dig into that and become even more disillusioned with this sport

an underrated hockey pxp bit is every time they’re talking about how good a guy is at faceoffs while the broadcast is playing footage of that player actively losing a faceoff

at risk of giving america any rights, they really did pop off with biscuits

as a long time wallstedt truther (even when he was in ipwa and sucked) this brings me so much joy

the thing about being sick is that a large amount of indian food won’t fix me, but it probably also won’t make me worse

in other news im at my friend’s play tonight and the front row is entirely friends of one of the actors, they have done about 6 bottles of wine between them and are wolf whistling every time their friend is on the stage, a+ support

society if the nhl adopted the jailbreak PK rule

just experienced my first live Youth Doing The 67 Thing am i old

sharksposting before the cbj game: i do love to see a william eklund goal

so my best friend got me into hockey originally, she no longer really pays attention for various reasons but every so often i will update her and her wife who doesnt know hockey at all on stuff (guess who just got traded/retired/etc) anyway i just informed her about heated rivalry’s ~origins~

this thanksgiving i am thankful for taskmaster new zealand season 5 and the girl dinner (gender neutral) i am enjoying

sources are saying that luca pinelli is fun as hell

shot // chaser ama, etc

at the store today i found “protein cheese bars” which as far as i can tell are just sticks of cheddar in Manly Packaging that costs four times as much as a block of normally branded cheddar

contender for name of the year

why do i only come to london on days when its everyone’s first time at a train station/out in public at all

in canada his name is kilometres wood

i am tired of the shootout and also of blowing 2 goal leads but now i can be friends with my habs fan buds again until march

watching joe veleno et les habitants tonight and thinking about this guy again

DELIGHTED to add another noted reader to my list of nhl players, per the cbj broadcast, jet greaves is reading the count of monte christo

oh i know the answer to this one! no!

i know its always fun to laugh at the leafs but i just looked it up and morgan rielly has literally never had a good defence partner in 12 seasons with the leafs

what do you mean protein water is a thing that exists now

also while im complaining about hockey, what the fuck is in the water recently with these two handed baseball swings at people’s heads? there were TWO incidents here in the uk a couple weeks ago and then last night in the ohl? what are we doing here

between the pwhl seattle captaincy announcement and the sam malinski nate mackinnon story its been a real drafts tweet deletes tweet kind of day on the old internet

the rumours of adam fantilli’s demise were greatly exaggerated

obsessed with torts being afraid of the cannon in columbus despite being at every home game for like five seasons, even more obsessed with espn playing random cannon sounds to try and jumpscare him during the intermission

tragedy has occurred: i used the last of my canadian maple syrup. please respect my privacy at this time.

im starting to think that quinn hughes might be the boy from omelas