The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover. This isn't rocket science.

I don't know if it counts as a quote, but I love the phrase "Hi, Bart! I am weaving on a loom!" simply for how economically it sums up Marge's character.

As a Black man with Tourette Syndrome, the Public Advocate has some thoughts on BAFTA, Pt. 1: Hear about his experience with Coprolalia, his thoughts on how BAFTA mishandled the moment, and the need for care for all who are harmed: Full video: youtu.be/FgaqKIxS4Hs

I really appreciate this TikToker with Tourette syndrome, Shay, for taking the time to educate so many of us (including me) about her disability and coprolalia in light of what happened at the BAFTAs with John Davidson when Michael B. Jordan and Delroy Lindo were on stage. I learned a lot.

“Training a human takes 20 years of food”

The pope is right. One should not post for “likes”; one should post for the sake of posting.

The Late Bloomer, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Barefoot.

You want me to wuther these heights? In this economy?

“Evil starts when you treat other people as things. There are perhaps worse crimes, but they begin when you treat other people as things.” - Terry Pratchett

Me: 5yo, do you think you'll be as tall as me someday or taller? 5yo: Taller because you'll be dead. Me: 💀

They scream “only two genders exist!!” But every soul shines in its own irreplaceable color 🌈✨ No matter how loud the hate gets, Chiitan will keep waving this flag until everyone can sparkle as themselves🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

ok everyone here sucks - Shaun sucks, Tucker sucks, Netanyahu sucks more than both of them and their entire families combined but also this isn't what being a Jew is about, and people (including Jews!) who want to make it about this are Bad People

Gonna be honest, I'm not loving this Black Eyed Peas remix.

Can't. I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier.

Me to @louisathelast.bsky.social just now: "Have you seen the rock with teeth? Open Bluesky, you'll see it. Everyone's talking about the teeth rock."

had a very respectful chat about theology tonight

nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up

when Reagan pardoned the Hulk it meant he could never be tried in federal court for murdering six guys for playing their boomboxes too loud. I’m guessing this was celebrated among certain quarters of conservative media.

Generative AI, in nearly every piece of software you try to use these days. #AI #SpeirGorm #GenAI

Just ran across a tumblr thread of Slutty Boy 15/16th century mercenaries. Historically accurate costuming! The past was alive, y'all, and it was fabulous.

Unrelated but still daddish: Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg? Because they all know that one egg is un œuf.

Amy Klobuchar running for Governor of Minnesota

Tell me you have a fucked-up conception of success without telling me you have a fucked-up conception of success.

God bless this JACKED AS HELL regional network news anchor Carissa Codel who is out here constantly commenting on the comments left on videos starring her, and seamlessly roasting the awful ones, appreciating the clever ones, and ALWAYS going HELL YEAH BROTHER I RULE LOOK AT ME A genuine delight

is 50 first dates a rougelike

Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal? Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail… Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you. Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake.

"We would have lost so much if we'd driven him away" is the justification. But we lost all those girls. We lost the women they would have become. We lost the work they would have done. Why was his future work so much more valuable than theirs?

lol. Source: www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8HXPY8S/

When I was a kid I had these cassette tapes that were basically radio plays about the adventures of famous composers. The one about Tchaikovsky was about him visiting the US, and for some reason the line reading "A Cola... Coca?" has stuck in my brain ever since.

YA fiction has had its time to shine, now is the time for 42 year old fiction, middle adult fiction, where all the plots and romance involve cheese and heartburn and back pain. The climax of each novel is finding a really nice sandwich, or finally figuring out where that thing went.

I swear to god if I see a single Celtic foot in the new Odyssey movie I’ve gonna fold Chris Nolan in half

I don’t care which party is in office the idea of watching a movie about the First Lady is a huge dork move. Unless she knows karate or something. If elected, I will marry Cynthia Rothrock

My only hot take about The Pitt is I want Fiona Dourif to have an increasingly comically large harem. 100 Girlfriends Who Really Love You but in an ER. It's the perfect setup for himbo boyfriend of the week.

CATS THINK KITCHENS ARE AIRPORTS

Catherine O'Hara & Eugene Levy performing "A Kiss At The End Of The Rainbow" from A MIGHTY WIND at the 2004 Oscars🌈💔

It came suddenly to me while making preserves that instead of metal cans, I’d bought all glass containers. The realization was jarring.

just give me the Pulitzer Prize right now tbh

do you think people named dorothea and theodora are natural enemies

some pretty consistent features of conservatism: 1) rules should apply to my enemies but not to my friends 2) white people are more important than non-white people 3) men are more important than women 4) if it makes me money i’m for it, if it costs me money im against it

the things they claim are important to them are not actually important to them. the things that are important to them are not appropriate to utter in polite society so they have to conceal their true intentions with made up beliefs. the way you divine their true beliefs is to look for consistency.

“why do they keep talking about vote fraud when repeated analysis of voter records show extremely low overall rates of voter fraud?” because they’re lying

“if it’s so important for every american to maintain the right to bear arms, how come Philando Castille’s death didn’t spark outrage from them?” it’s because they’re lying and they don’t believe that every american should bear arms

“he’s saying his not anti-vaccination and only wants safer vaccines but he’s making it harder for everyone to get vaccines, even the ones that have been safely used for decades” he’s lying

a lot of the seemingly contradictory statements from conservatives re: free speech and 2nd amendment rights make a lot more sense when you apply a “they’re lying” heuristic to your analysis