This is utterly delightful

Today's quote from @mattsheridan.bsky.social I'll be stealing for later use: "They've been being fed this shit for so long that now their only two options are either admitting they've been eating shit this entire time, or spending the rest of their lives pretending they love the taste of shit."

Because Cheney's the center of this old blog post, a reminder that some of us saw that the destruction of shame would be a problem twenty years ago, we're not reaping a single thing now that oh so dignified, *respectable* Republicans did not sow decades ago. kfmonkey.blogspot.com/2007/07/l33t...

all rise for the jeffrey combs supremacy

Oh hey, that's the title of my favourite Mumford & Sons song.

Nice tune and all, but it's not a true-blue campaign song. Bring back campaign songs! www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3MP...

FINALLY

Here's a good cover of that song, BTW. www.youtube.com/watch?v=hydp...

You fools! The P stands for "Pronouns"!

what if we were both girls spending the night at the haunted hotel and we kissed

Le tote-bag Richard Scarry, c'était impossible de ne pas l'acheter. 😔

Laurie wants to be involved

We have progressed from data collection to data analysis.

Your chilly sneer Of cold command Your trunkless legs Upon the sand Once awed the Persian, Turk, And Damascene A pedastal Beside your smirk Proclaims “Look up, You lazy jerk! Behold the mighty work Of great Jolene.”

i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times

this Dan Brown idea is so fucking stupid, obviously 60 Minutes should interview Rene Russo, based on her expertise in the Thomas Crown Affair, have some goddamn sense

Whenever I see people bring up other awful things to deflect criticism from something I'm talking about, my first thought is: "Okay, but are you *doing something* about that or are you just bringing up those people as a rhetorical deflection tactic?"

When he says “hit it, Joe”, I don’t think first time viewers are going to be prepared for just how hard Joe hits it.

omg, megan fox for the screening of ‘JENNIFER’S BODY’ at the academy museum

Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Willem Dafoe

All of my cats

Chiitan started working on washing the plan✈️Going well. 飛行機を洗うお手伝いですっ☆向いてるかもしれませんっ☆

You may choose one person to tell you the Aristocrats joke.

Just a little reminder that everything you've ever said to a chatbot is, by design, recorded and saved for future reference. youtube.com/shorts/WP5_X...

why did you send a check for $130,000,000 to "war"

frankly a missed opportunity to say that finally justin mcelroy is getting into the podcast realm

I'm probably going to regret this, but yeah, fuck me up.

I'll admit that I would like to see the second guy do a tier ranking of people calling other people Class A idiots.

"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following eight young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Rygel, Chandler, Joey, Bialar Crais, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.

I get that Jesus suffering to redeem our sins is a thing and all, but dismembering him seems like a bit much.

Jeopardy got a new social media manager

This looks like a good movie, I'll watch it after I get back from returning some food to the bakery.

treat yo self!!!

The Louvre? Try knocking over an Afghanistan banana-stand.

The one, the only. m.youtube.com/watch?v=oF0I...

Paprika (2006, dir: Satoshi Kon)

Y’all have GOT to stop uncritically sharing Stealth’s posts without checking your sources! I can’t find a source for when and where Miyamoto supposedly said this or who translated it ANYWHERE and yet my timeline is flooded with takes on it.

Supporters of male primogeniture during the Anarchy of the 12th century:

When somebody says they're listening to the most recent episode of @lingthusiasm.bsky.social.

That gum you like is gonna come back into style

There is a Maine Coon at the club

Of course women don't like the Cybertruck. Women only want one thing, and it's the General Franky.

It’s Angela Lansbury 100th birthday. Seen here in Ready Player One (1993)

If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.

Odd thing to raise with a customer, they're the ones selling the devil's sacrament.