Could an empire in decline do THIS? *launches deeply unpopular invasion cementing status as lunatic-led pariah state, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do*

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Simple as Everyone in DoD who participated in planning and executing this needs to face charges Yes I know the scope/scale of what I'm saying; either laws mean things or they don't

This aged well.

They really went (pel)Ham on that one.

He said "Amen" straight into the drop Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible

Outlook for the new year ...

Maybe this one? I haven't seen a wide range. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ja_H...

Here's another one I like. This one's from Sam Morril:

NO!

My wife reading a joke from a cracker: why do they call it the Dark Ages? Me: they don’t Her: because there were lots of knights. Everyone: hahaha Me: ok let me stop you there. Number one…

A sequel to FACE/OFF except this time they swap butts.

With Bardot's passing, the only named individuals in Billy Joel's We Didn't Start The Fire that are still alive are Bob Dylan, Chubby Checker, and Bernie Goetz. The last one standing will claim The Prize.

👏 WAKE 👏 UP 👏 SHEEPLE

They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab

I thought this comic was just a funny gag, turns out it's anti-autism propaganda. wondermark.com/c/961/

12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”

incredibly how quickly after the perry expedition that they invented weebs

Die Hard was actually appropriated from pagans

“And with strange aeons even Tiny Tim may die”

Tim-kusatsu

And Tiny Tim, wh-- wait, d'you hear what I hear, Cornette? BAH GAWD YES IT'S HIS MUSIC, IT'S TINY TIM'S MUSIC, THERE HE IS MAKING HIS WAY RINGSIDE, HE DID NOT DIE, HE DID NOT DIE, AS GAWD IS MY WITNESS WE THOUGHT HE WUZ A GONER, QUICK, SOMEONE GET HIM A MIC CAUSE I THINK HE'S GOT SOMETHING TO SAY

The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5

A piece of American media is region-locked to Canada!? Good Lord, the world is going topsy-turvy.

Your power bill has tripled and you can't afford new PC parts just to create this.

have some mari lwyds and other yule creatures 🫙

Wally Wood’s 22 Positions That Always Work:

may every trans child grow into a trans adult

when i eat too much tylenol

when you realize gamers are mad about women being "not hot" in games is about control and not horniness, their intentions become clearer, their worldview darker. patriarchy must be violently enforced. it's not about good ol' wholesome horniness because any game worth playing can be modded for that.

When Rob Reiner was on his all-time epic run at the start of his career, he had an opportunity to read a script that was looking for a production partner, and he lost his mind for it. He decided Castle Rock had to have it, no matter what.

Don't mind me, I'm just sitting here on the top level of this cat tree in a completely normal way.

insanely good thing to say when you enter a room

the world has changed

Haven't seen anybody in this thread go with this one, and it's probably my favourite.

You want a Jonbar hinge? This is the motherfucking Jonbar hinge of the 21st century.

#cowtools #Tool #FarSide

Barefoot (2014). I had to watch it because J.K. Simmons was in it, but everyone else should spare themselves.

a load-bearing component of “the magic of Christmas” is the invisible domestic labor of moms you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization

I really went whole hog writing my joke about Priapus.