yesavage will be signing this photo til his dying day

Happy Birthday to Joe Spinell, the absolute king of the ‘spaced-out and thinking about murder’ face

though not pictured, I’m the actual guitarist of limozeen. been supplying meedly-mees since strong bad sings. rumor has it we’re dusting off the wigs soon

My dad sent me this

getting into internet memes

🎵But I swear it was in self defense🎵

strictly for my halloween ii & iii homies, all five of you

“i will be come Florida’s problem” doesn't seem like a winning closing message idk

The Giants haven’t won a game since this guy faceplanted THREE times while being a bigoted asshole.

Kudos to the guy in my fantasy football league who chose the team name explicitly to set up this joke

*freak on a leash intro* sittin on the dock of the bay

Brian Daboll innovating in the rage space by angrily DONNING his headset

brady, you are not allowed to comment on whether that’s a fumble, bitch

tech question: if i shoot the tv will that silence tom brady

tom brady casually dropping that he "threw 50 TDs one season" like it’s a football in the super bowl

You Are Witnessing A Great Becoming, Charlie Brown

better see "eagles fans on their feet cheering injured cam skatteboo" introduced into evidence when we’re again proclaimed "worst fans in the league.” we know ball and respect that kid. hope he’s ok.

here we fucking go again

BUMP

you’re telling me the movie in which a depressed songwriter howls prescient, grim songs about the fall of america into a 4-track recorder didn't set the box office . . . on fire?

The Night HE Cucked

well i for one welcome the winchester mystery white house

et tu, ti?

House (Series, 2004–2012)

a lotta yall still dont get it crown jewel holders can use multiple slurp juices on a single crown jewel so if you have 1 crown jewel and 3 slurp juices you can create 3 new crown jewels tonight's slurp juice mint event is essentially a minting event for both king and queen jewels

I don't really care about the East Wing. It's that he lied (again) and we're expected to accept it (again). Institutions that should have intervened failed to do so (again). The escalating price represents money he can pocket (again). But this time there are pictures that everyone can understand.

Never forget that time Sam Neill gave a quote about murder that was so beautifully kabonkers, we all assumed it was a Clickhole bit initially

"Halloween" (1978)

dude could’ve got the knot from king crimson’s ‘81 masterpiece ‘discipline’ but nooooo

well I’m sure the reformed maine ex-nazi will graciously accept the criticism, leave the race, and work tirelessly and quietly for the left an- ha ha he’s gonna be hosting a fox show by mlk day

i get it. once i whipped ass on a mets fan, so every day since i’m dressed head-to-toe in mets gear

loved it from the jump unlike the zillion beefy bearded guys with myers as their avatar

astonishing work, must watch

using cutting edge 3D printing technology, scientists have been able to reproduce the voice box of an ancient mummy, and reconstruct what must have sounded like when alive:

all these reminders it’s been 32 years since the jay’s last World Series, yeah buddy I know

disrespectful to kendrick imo

seeing loads of pitchers fielding bunts and throwing to first, apparently that’s an option?

HERE WE GO

manifesting cal raleigh to joe carter the jays

[edible film insight] psycho II is to psycho as blade runner 2049 is to blade runner

tried watching the simpsons for the first time in years and jeez they sound like the cast of coccoon

when he’s right he’s right

weird how saquon reverted to a pumpkin. it’s as if he picked up loser stink from someone during the offseason. hmm

aj better be all fucking smiles after this game