jesus christ NO! NO!!! FUCK

I have to admit I find it funny that the people who ran on "Drain the swamp" created an actual literal new swamp.

“i don’t see the problem”

when rainn wilson calls juno from juno "homeskillet" in the movie juno. i think he should go to hell for that

hi. i’m renata bliss and i’m your freestyle dance teacher

I forgot I can post video

wish there was a german word for a celebrity you’ve always loathed, a true medium talent - one who no one you know agrees - finally proves you right

Crash (1996, d. David Cronenberg)

"Dicknado is a surreal, subversive experiment from cult provocateur Bill Zebub, an underground auteur known for transforming shock cinema into strangely philosophical art."

"Dicknado is a surreal, subversive experiment from cult provocateur Bill Zebub, an underground auteur known for transforming shock cinema into strangely philosophical art."

me shooing the waiter’s bottle away:

just doing some research

You ever “watch watch” a movie? Tonight I’m scanning the DAWN OF THE DEAD 4K to see what watches they’re wearing. (Note: this is not the proper way to experience the movie.) First up: George Romero, wearing an easy one: the Heuer (pre-TAG) Monaco. Hell yeah George.

wu-tang more likely to resurrect odb than da knicks

“… but then we were like, NEAT."

this must hit so hard if you’re emilio estevez and you need work

too real

So the Knicks win 13 playoff games in a row, a historic run! Then Donald Trump shows up to their first NBA finals home game this century, falls asleep, and they promptly lose lmao.

rocky music should not be allowed in new york

trump: spurs sleeper agent

genuinely feel woody should die in the new toy story

I remember him from Live’s “Lightning Crashes”

makes sense

go see baby yoda instead you fucking baby

wolf warns against teeth

hmm where did alda train

does one star war

Well, it happened again. I got put on the jumbotron at the grocery store and everyone booed my groceries

I'm much taller than the reflecting pool

ruh-roh

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🚨 STEALTH THE GUEST SEQUEL CONFIRMED 🚨

can't spell 'june pride month' without j.t.

Got bored a few years ago and made Pride Month posts for evil corporations from 80s movies

Happy Pride

backrooms (2026)

MANDALORIAN AND GROGU: “This is the way.” OBSESSION: This is *not* the way. BACKROOMS: Is this the way?

BREAKING: the Dogtooth girls have withdrawn from the Freedom 250 Celebration