seems like a bagged lunch kind of guy

Greg Bovino sadly filling one steamer trunk after another with elaborate fashy overcoats, the teargas canisters he always has bouncing around on him like labubus, and dozens of "chest-belts." They will be shipped ahead of him as he prepares to return to his home, which is a men's size 10 boot.

Bovino should get back to the job he was born for: getting flustered at the antics of Beavis and Butthead

[watching the broncos offense] there are kevin patullos everywhere with eyes to see

i just want hot dog

Suddenly men everywhere cannot find Philadelphia.

Wow this cast is STACKED

It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest stars The 1980 Philadelphia Phillies!

There are Bolsanaros everywhere for those with eyes to see

Thought you should know that if you play the Star Wars theme song in Apple Music, some awesome nerd managed to get these lyrics added and - yes - they are time synced.

dude is every crayola color at once

You know who else had holes in his hands.

Love when I get Amazon press releases, featuring the best in current AI slop writing.

what is life anymore

It's interesting to hear Europe criticize the US for its aggression. When it is their continent which produced Count Dracula...

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Watching the news

So sorry to hear about the new wine tariffs, but did you know that there is a California champagne by Paul Masson inspired by that same French excellence?

“i would eat the burger lying in a tray of cheese cum"

BDN has spoken.

[hoagiemouth] go bears

josh allen shilling crypto lol

we’re witnessing the greatest doo doo game of football ever

damn we get it cj, you like throwing interceptions, jeez

seen this speech before

thesis: butthead would join ICE but beavis steadfastly would not

scott adam’s death is like an amuse-bouche for the main course

Incredible loser shit. Amazing.

genie, you’re free

Breaking News: Bill Watterson still very much alive and beloved by everyone.

lol owned

ok he died. stop emailing him when you nut

Hahaha People Mag comes out blasting

Lot of people gloating about Aaron Rodgers getting his ass kicked right now. Considering that he's like 36 hours away from a "diarrhea retreat" in which he lives in a deep hole he dug with his own hands and drinks only beef tallow for a whole week—the same regimen Jack Dorsey uses—I'd say he's fine.

can mamdani fire kevin patullo somehow? just spitballin here

an important addition to “shit i didn't need to buy but couldn't help myself” collection, just so proud of my baby boys. ha ha, you clowns tribute by @deathbytoys.bsky.social

you know tom asked for the biggest smooch

how do you not fire kevin patullo by lunchtime? it’s a first-thing boot, pre-breakfast, into the office and out you go. see ya.

knows ball

“brock purdy”

start packing your winter clothes nerd

can mamdani fire kevin patullo somehow? just spitballin here

start packing your winter clothes nerd

holy shit lol