look who he bailed out on the 3rd one

Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him

meme to replace crying jordan just dropped

y’all realize he’s gonna plant his name on the moon, right

insane to look this cool for your first show

[marc maron voice] we’re still walking up to “a-ok”, bryson, we’re still doing that?

and now to enjoy my beloved phils. just need to take a sip of coffee and find out who’s pitching

Jodie Foster and Anthony Hopkins both won on this day for Best Actress and Best Actor for the movie, “Silence of the Lambs.”

makes sense given how shitty uniforms fit now

dude loses losing

Phils play today nothing can hurt me. Except the Phils.

Chappell Roan meeting her young fans, by Gustav Vigeland, early 20th century

The reverb 🤌

Picking a fight with a man carrying around Duke Nukem’s shadow

at long last we have created the "fighting jack reacher" scenario from the critically acclaimed series, "don't fight jack reacher"

man people will swallow any amount of shit as long as it comes from an ass they like

that’s what’s in

“Jesus is gonna rise and so will our prices!”

hear me out…

🎶 i’m bringin’ slurring back 🎶 yeah

Really sad that Chuck Norris lived this long.

genuinely loving that today is more about how awesome conan is than the guy who died

Chuck Norris is dead. He was really shitty but Conan playing this clip from Walker Texas Ranger lives rent free in my head forever tbh so there's that.

now... you will see me one more time, if you do good. you will see me... two more times, if you do bad. good night.

We warned you.

Happy for this guy

imagine john schmoltz’ face rn

Me describing the music video to Metallica’s “One” in junior high.

Someone needs to send an ambulance to X

that trains dreams song

wonderful tribute to barbara streisand

Really disrespectful for them to continue awarding Best Animated Short after Kobe won

masterful gambit sir

teabag me once: shame on you teabag me hundreds of times: you know, this kinda rules