"People in Venezuela are celebrating, though!" I don't care. People in the US celebrated Trump being elected. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals.

Worse than useless.

from someone who was in school for the beginning of the "war on terror," please. please please please. talk to teenagers in your life about not joining the us military. about not letting themselves be groomed by recruiters in schools. they're going to want soldiers, and they always start young.

For other people, this might be good. For me, this means I’m screaming and vomiting all year.

I know Ryan Murphy is somewhere out there furiously searching for a serial killer Connor Storrie can play since Dahmer’s been done already

“You have beautiful teeth. You know, I’d trade teeth with you if I could.” —my dentist, on more than one occasion, his hands in my mouth.

How the hell is this the single most popular thing I’ve ever done. I’m reconsidering every choice I’ve ever made.

@vicmmic.bsky.social Parking lot chickens in Hawaii.

RIP Claudia Cardinale. Much like Robert Redford, she was a rare case of a beautiful performer with a filmography full of bangers who did NOT become right-wing later in life. Here she is punching fascist Brigitte Bardot in the face in Les Pétroleuses (1971).

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

“SELL IT TO WHO, BEN? FUCKING AQUAMAN??”

—I’ve been asked to baptise the King of Spain’s daughter —Infanta? —No, holy water as usual. Weird thing to ask honestly

everyone on here is 38 years old and loves star trek deep space 9

Republicans want to kill the post office and the media is there for it, which is why you have never seen a news story about how the police department has never turned a profit and is a waste

And it strips watermarks and credits the person who requested the edit. If you have art on X/Twitter, take it down.

Between this and the administration yanking those Trump pictures out of the Epstein file dump, it’s been a huge weekend for the Streisand Effect.

This is the now deleted teaser for the 60 Minutes report that was supposed to air tonight on the CECOT torture prison in El Salvador that Donald Trump sent hundreds of migrants to. CBS is officially a mouthpiece for the Trump administration thanks to Bari Weiss

The Puritan idea that you can't touch anyone you're not in a romantic or parent/child relationship with—especially as a man—is one of the most pernicious in our society, and I think leads to a lot of antisocial behavior. Hug your bros. Consensually, obviously, but *hug your bros*.

if democrats think trans people's lives are worth sacrificing then i don't think they get to whine about losing their votes too

Stunning new revelation: Epstein hung out almost exclusively with guys who had black boxes where their heads should be.

I think about this tweet every day

TIL the original lyrics to Deck the Halls are awesome and “don we now our gay apparel” is temperance movement bullshit

Your 4 year old doesn't know that you selfishly stole his vaccines and gave him a preventable illness that destroyed his immune system and led to years of suffering. But your 10 year old will google that shit. And they will never forgive you. And you deserve that hate plus more.

This is great because it demonstrates that transphobes actually do know that gender has nothing to do with anatomy or genetics. These are gingerbread men despite having no penis or testicles, and DNA that is mostly butter.

The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)

The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow

I think if a government has online beef with a pop star it has aleady lost

If anybody does this with my image when I die, it should never stop calling you every swear word in the world.

"These emails are cherry-picked." "Ok, but you get that it's a problem that your tree has ANY cherries that are emails conspiring with a paedophilic sex trafficker?"

Nobody ever talks about acidic bitches.

What Republicans will bring to the negotiation table next month:

*deep breath* Young people’s ignorance of how homophobic American society was 30 years ago is a welcome sign of progress. Young people’s ignorance of how homophobic American society was 30 years ago is a welcome sign of progress. Young people’s ignorance of how homophobic American society was 30 y

If Schumer votes AGAINST this but enough Ds vote FOR it that it passes, he needs to RESIGN immediately. He will have shown himself to be absolutely ineffective as a minority leader. He has to go. Literally resign tonight.

Palace releases a statement to say they taken away Andrew's Netflix account and his coffee machine.

"This fucking sucks" and "all is lost" are two different sentences. Don't say the second when you mean the first.

Everyone please diligently check your candy this year. I cracked open a snickers bar and not only did I find a copper ingot, but it was of poor quality. Worse still, when my man Nanni confronted my neighbor about it, he was treated with disdain.

“I am not interested, nor will I ever be interested. I'm 61, and I hope to be able to remain uninterested in using it at all until I croak. ... The other day, somebody wrote me an email, said, ‘What is your stance on AI?’ And my answer was very short. I said, ‘I'd rather die.’” 🫡

While Moulton acts like trans rights are negotiable, Markey isn’t playing. At No Kings Boston, he said trans rights are human rights and the people roared. When Moulton got up to speak, they booed. That was a bright line, @evanurquhart.bsky.social said. www.editorialboard.com/no-kings-is-...

I can't believe people would steal from France at a time when America is unconscious on the ground with money falling from its pockets.

And they’re just being forced to do it? Shit, I think there should be a law or an amendment preventing involuntary servitude.

Amazing that “No kings and no Nazis” is suddenly a controversial slogan and up for debate in 2025. These are the two most basic creeds of American history.

The entire confederate south should’ve been dissolved into federal territory with states later redrawn and entered into the union after a second constitutional congress to remove all the slavery concessions within it

Actual advice for Europeans offering advice for protesting in the US: GFY.

For those who want to block everyone who follows a certain account or likes or reposts a certain post, here's a powerful tool: Blockenheimer (newly reborn). Use it thoughtfully, because as with blocklists, it's all too easy to accidentally block friends! block.alxtratrstrl.xyz/index.html

Guillermo del Toro on 'Frankenstein': 'AI can go f**k itself!'