MacCrocodile
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Your decision to follow me is very suspicious.
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A bore, a boor, and a Boer walk into a bar. Bartender says "What'll it be, Mr. Musk?"
over 2 years ago
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Jay
2 days ago
Seattle right now
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local blogger
5 days ago
"I'm sorry to say this but you're either too stupid to work here or you were in on it"
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William Shakespeare
9 days ago
[Exit Murderer.]
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12 days ago
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Chris Kluwe
13 days ago
A great constitutional amendment would be the following: upon commencing a war* the President, VP, and entire cabinet must immediately resign due to failing at their jobs. War should be regarded as a dire last resort that always comes with consequences. *including “military actions”
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Willie Muse
14 days ago
Posted without context for absolutely no reason in particular
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David
19 days ago
Not to be culturally abnormal on main but I'm going to do everything in my power to make sure this asshole doesn't become the next president.
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madeline odent
19 days ago
“You’ll be mad when they start arresting people on YOUR side” nobody who had business with the paedophile is on my side. go get em lads
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Pittsburgh Scanner
20 days ago
Allegheny West. 725 Allegheny Ave - Wendy’s. Caller reports that a food fight has broken out at the Thunderdome Wendy’s.
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Seth Cotlar
28 days ago
In 1854, after watching the federal government deploy 2000 federal troops and spend $40,000 sending Anthony Burns back into slavery, Boston's Amos Adams Lawrence said “we went to bed one night old-fashioned, conservative, Compromise Union Whigs and waked up stark mad Abolitionists.”
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Okay, but what if we make them wear body cameras while they do this.
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about 1 month ago
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ArtButMakeItSports
about 1 month ago
The Sermon on the Mount, by Beryl Lewis, before 1965, 📸 by @ScottStrazzante
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Wrong Station
about 1 month ago
DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression. CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school? DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town. C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name? DR: Now look
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KC Says ABOLISH ICE
about 1 month ago
jeffrey epstein is the kevin bacon of Horrible People Who Somehow Control The World
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Tim Onion
about 2 months ago
I don’t think we should make concessions to the Masked Murderers Guild of America. I don’t think we should compromise so the Masked Murderers Guild of America stops using kidnapped kids from schools as bait. I thought this was already illegal. The Masked Murderers Guild of America should not exist.
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Sooz Kempner
about 2 months ago
omg they did the thing
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zach
about 2 months ago
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Rori!
about 2 months ago
Lil' comic about hope and longing đź’—
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Andrew Lawrence
about 2 months ago
im getting disturbing reports that donald trump is doing exactly what he said he would and the results are exactly as disastrous as everyone said they would be
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Tay (Antonio J. Osuna MascarĂł)
about 2 months ago
Cow Tools! We have lived alongside cows for nearly 10,000 years. We breed them and exploit them It is now, only now, that we have discovered THEY CAN USE TOOLS Here I describe our study (paper)
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Technology Connections
about 2 months ago
in case you didn't understand why transphobic rhetoric worried us so much about this guy, well it's because it's a signal that shit like this is coming next.
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Smooth Dunk
about 2 months ago
typical ai use case
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Kevin M. Kruse
about 2 months ago
Remember, Scott Adams won't see your posts focusing on his late-career bigotry, but J.K. Rowling might.
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Max Kennerly
2 months ago
Important context to "more/better training" arguments: the murder of Renée Good was a product of that training by someone who has trained others. (I've seen same in civil rights cases; by moving where he did, he was intentionally generating a pretext to shoot her without genuine risk to himself.)
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Tim Onion
2 months ago
Not, like, next month. He murdered a guy on video. We know his face. Arrest him today.
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the Mountain Goats
2 months ago
losing my mind at the "she should have followed directions" people really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?
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Colin Spacetwinks
2 months ago
if you want democrat electeds to take republican threats against their lives seriously, you have to trick them into thinking said republicans are wearing keffiyehs. then they'll have the national guard on speed dial
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John Bull
2 months ago
Not even the prompts. If you are a Twitter user in the UK and Twitter sticks a Grok CSAM image in your feed for WHATEVER reason, well congrats your device just downloaded child porn. And you are legally responsible for that.
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2 months ago
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Rebecca Watson
2 months ago
"People in Venezuela are celebrating, though!" I don't care. People in the US celebrated Trump being elected. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals.
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Worse than useless.
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2 months ago
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🪲johnny🪲
2 months ago
from someone who was in school for the beginning of the "war on terror," please. please please please. talk to teenagers in your life about not joining the us military. about not letting themselves be groomed by recruiters in schools. they're going to want soldiers, and they always start young.
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For other people, this might be good. For me, this means I’m screaming and vomiting all year.
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2 months ago
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Tom Zohar
2 months ago
I know Ryan Murphy is somewhere out there furiously searching for a serial killer Connor Storrie can play since Dahmer’s been done already
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“You have beautiful teeth. You know, I’d trade teeth with you if I could.” —my dentist, on more than one occasion, his hands in my mouth.
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Smooth Dunk
2 months ago
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How the hell is this the single most popular thing I’ve ever done. I’m reconsidering every choice I’ve ever made.
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Parking lot chickens in Hawaii.
3 months ago
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Miami DSA
6 months ago
RIP Claudia Cardinale. Much like Robert Redford, she was a rare case of a beautiful performer with a filmography full of bangers who did NOT become right-wing later in life. Here she is punching fascist Brigitte Bardot in the face in Les Pétroleuses (1971).
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James Vincent
3 months ago
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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Dracula Enthusiast
3 months ago
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Dr. NerdLove
3 months ago
“SELL IT TO WHO, BEN? FUCKING AQUAMAN??”
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iucounu
3 months ago
—I’ve been asked to baptise the King of Spain’s daughter —Infanta? —No, holy water as usual. Weird thing to ask honestly
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Tal Lavin
3 months ago
everyone on here is 38 years old and loves star trek deep space 9
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Neugin
3 months ago
Republicans want to kill the post office and the media is there for it, which is why you have never seen a news story about how the police department has never turned a profit and is a waste
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Andi Zeisler
3 months ago
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And it strips watermarks and credits the person who requested the edit. If you have art on X/Twitter, take it down.
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3 months ago
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kitten
3 months ago
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Paul Constant
3 months ago
Between this and the administration yanking those Trump pictures out of the Epstein file dump, it’s been a huge weekend for the Streisand Effect.
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