I know better than to make GI Jane jokes

I contend that the Simpsons predicted YouTube commenters too

Why do most of my commenters have Clippy as a profile picture. Is that a cult thing?

It's weird that the escalators of the DC metro aren't in more movies. They're very cinematic

What if she said the finale fucking sucks?

She was kinda serving

Solid addition to my mom's owl themed bathroom

I was not included in this

Do we think this guy is actually a mannequin? I kinda do

Is this a good look?

Someone should design a purse that makes you look like you're carrying an iced coffee. I think that's a good look

"Have yourself a merry little Christmas" sounds like something Regina George would say through a fake smile

About to have a physical on Christmas Eve. I chose the perfect day to weigh myself for the first time in months!

A version of this comic where she says "hi maga! I'm dad" before she leaves

My dog looks like a little ghost child

I want a wacky wavy flailing inflatable dancing Willie for Christmas or nothing at all

It is infinitely fascinating to me that there are still people out there like "It's possible to go too far. He just hasn't yet!"

I hate my mattress but I'm sleeping on it until I get a sponsorship from a better one

People wanna be supremecists so bad

Nobody: The guy from 12 Days of Christmas: I got you a bunch of slaves and way too many birds

They were being stingy with the copyright on this one so the only way I could put it out was to put footage of me dancing in the corner of all the clips I used. I hope it's not too noticeable.

This is my last video of the year and save for some editing issues I think it turned out pretty good! Check my video out now because next year my channel is all about working through post-Covid trauma youtu.be/VqS3U0ikW_4?...

Found a dead mouse on my floor and when I went to throw it out it twitched. What do I do? Kill myself?

Fought a copyright through dance: youtu.be/VqS3U0ikW_4?...

When this is over we should get to carve swastikas into their foreheads like the end of inglorious basterds

Yule log.

Why does he look like a founding father?

God it would suck to get into space and find out we're the only species that does bathrooms. Everybody giggling about how we're shy

Just gotta make enough money to buy a purple mattress then all my problems will be solved

My goal for 2026 is to remember to shower on days that I don't go to the gym

My cat is so Vermeer coded

This menu has quite a range of options

I bet so many straight guys that do locktober sing the "coming out of my cage" part Mr. Brightside when their girlfriend unlocks their penis at the end of the month

I'm currently outside of the Kennedy Center:

I'm sorry but does the president not have they resources to remove the second the?

Furbies are long now and I hate it

Oh no. Randoms have found me.

Controversial opinion: we SHOULD change the name of the Kennedy Center. Everything RFK Jr has done should undo the family's legacy

New video on patreon! I made it free because it's looking like youtube isn't about to let me post it www.patreon.com/posts/146167...

We built a fort and doodle loves it

Hey! It's the guy who sucked so bad he made John Fetterman look good

This helmet will be on Drag Race by 2028

Intrigued?

Hope you guys like seeing me realize I'm afraid of speaking into microphones in real time!

One time I wrote an article that ended with a picture of Kirby as a sperm because he gave meta-knight a blowjob and swallowed and sometimes I think about how I'll probably never have health insurance as good as what I got for doing that again

Nobody: Reese Witherspoon's production company:

I'm not being biased right? He's really cute?

My dog is rocking that bandana

crazy you can tell which one is the evil twin

A Christmas character called Mark the Herald. Nobody take it it's mine.