Fucked up that the rule of law is being dismantled by someone named Pam.

So there are people just, like, on Threads?

The fuck did I ever do to you Reddit?

That halftime show was only the beginning. Before you know it, it'll be in our schools. Kid everywhere will be forced to learn how to talk like Bad Bunny

Everyone's talking about the Epstein files but not nearly enough people are talking about how handsome my cat is

Q Anon electing Trump is like Garfield voting for Mondays

"Potential"

If you're gonna tell me about the problematic history of a word, please also provide me with a usable synonym because I'm having problems replacing a lot of these

Stumbled on an interesting corner of the internet trying to find this photo

He tried being non-binary so hard he turned into SpongeBob

You should get little notifications when someone talks about you in therapy like you do when someone looked at your LinkedIn profile

I think the next superbowl halftime show should just be Colin Kapernick taking a knee for 20 minutes and then he brings out surprise guests Kelly Roland and Michelle Williams

I don't feel like editing this down

I'd kill the Geico gecko if I could

This was supposed to include a picture

Superman: *uses the toilet* Me:

I don't use the word "cunty" very often but there's really no other way to describe this tiny watering can I bought

Would love nothing more than to unhinge my jaw and eat a really tall sandwich in one bite like Scooby Doo

Showing my commitment to copyright law by calling it "The Big Game" in casual conversation

Excited to finally hear a Bad Bunny song

My original plan was to cover them in a white sheet and give them eyes like a ghost but the sheet wouldn't stay in place

In what might be my most interest mental break to date, I've started knitting reupholstery for my couch

When would this ever be useful

It's 9/11. Saved you a click

My nights about to get weird

He took a toy on his walk

Hello. I just bought a humidifier that lets you add scents. I know those scents are dangerous for cats but are there ones which I can safely use to make my apartment smell nice while keeping my cat safe? Thank you

Have we considered calling him Jeff Bozo? I feel like that could fix a lot of our problems

Not sure this is the direction we should be headed in....

Bigots are so weird. Imagine being this dude and thinking you're better than anyone else

Being gay is so weird because I saw this and my first thought was "Ooh! Gay people! Yay!"

The algorithm is truly impressive because I've been going back and forth between true crime and clips of Conan's podcast and somehow it managed to bring me this

I got annoyed by the options of replacement ceiling lampshades so I made this and it might be the gayest thing I've ever done

Amazing clickbait picture because it implies that the iconic singer she's playing is Ricki from Ricki and the Flash

Missed opportunity that she doesn't carry a Pink Pony club

Why tho? Time is so precious.

I'm watching someone on YouTube do a drawfee but with the Epstein files

Making myself take my meds is really hard cause I haven't taken my meds yet

It was a weird fuckin month, man

I genuinely think one of the debates should be a version of are you smarter than a 5th grader with questions on basic American civics

Gonna need the American dad Reddit to actually start making the memes

I know he's at the center of two of the biggest news stories in the history of our country, but he did poop his pants on live TV and I think we need to take time to focus on that too

They're giving the trains butts

Just googled if lacroix counts as "drinking lots of water" while you're passing a kidney stone

Aside from the evil of it all, it's genuinely insane how stupid it was for ICE to publicly detain the cutest child ever while he was wearing a distinctive and easily reproducible hat Doing our PR for us

He gets away with it cause he looks like this

My dog is such an asshole and I know that's probably my fault but I really think he was just born with a darkness inside her

If this snow is any indication, my dog would love pooping on the top of a mountain

New video. Not sure why I chose that picture of myself for the thumbnail youtu.be/W86muL36ixE?...

It's gonna be really obnoxious when millennials start turning 69