7/17/26

What do we think the difference between steak beef and ribeye

I believe my true purpose in life is to hunt down and kill whoever coined the term "Elder Millennial"

New vidja. It's porn this time youtu.be/P8fzZPTFf1k?...

I bet my lungs taste delicious right now

Sometimes it's his time to sit on the top of the couch

They're calling it Tumnus chic

Why is the logo for discord Mickey Mouse's pants?

all i'm saying is that if you're gonna make clothes i like for kid, it wouldn't be that hard to make a couple in adult sizes too

Message from my super after they broke ground on this

Who wants to see what's been inside my walls for the past year and a half at least

I hope they make him even more of a pedophile this time

....how did it cost thousands of dollars?

to be clear: paying for weird, kinky, gay sex was the only likable thing about Lindsey Graham

If you really stop to think about it, a male Bjork would have a very similar singing voice as Dave Matthews

Happy monday. Everyone please enjoy this video i just found of my dog chewing on my cat's ear

non-zero chance lindsay graham is one of mitch mcconnel's horcruxes

huge blow to DC's gay sex workers

Should be working but instead I've decided to go down an Idaho panhandle rabbit hole

I told myself I was going to write shorter scripts...

He's being extra gay today

I just got this email from my landlord while we deal with a mold situation. This is a lie right...?

My dog always sits like he's posing for a rap album

How long before republicans learn the word ableist and use it to argue that Mitch McConnell should be allowed to stay senator even though he's dead

Insane that this is the picture of him alive

Insane that professor x tries to appeal to a Holocaust survivor by saying "they were just following orders"

How long before a superhero movie does an alternate history that blames the villain for 9/11?

I should really wear more fingerless gloves

It will never not blow my mind that this picture isn't for a PlayStation 3 game

He keepin' all his feet in the same place

I hope to GOD the United States never develops soccer hooliganism. I don't think I could handle that

There's a non-zero chance they're trying to reanimate him right now

He has the saddest story arc I've ever seen

Insane that the people in Star Wars call themselves the rebellion. If someone did that in real life, I'd probably be on their side, but I'd also be like "Alright. Calm down."

Between the World Cup and women's basketball a lot of people in my life have gotten really into sports recently in a way that makes me feel very lied to

I think I could be really successful if I had an assistant but I don't think I could ever get successful enough to have an assistant without an assistant

Everyone shut up! @dogthatbecameaguy.bsky.social made a video about our cat www.instagram.com/reel/DabjP9G...

Apparently someone stole my Twitter...?

Been making the most of my Apple TV account since widows bay and they're kinda crushing it. Maximum Pleasure Guaranteed is also great

Cape Fear is the dumbest show I've ever seen. I'm obsessed with it

Well I for one am SHOCKED

I think an ADHD coach would be extremely helpful, but I'll end up with a crazy person who just wanted to practice therapy without a license, and I just know that person would have my power of attorney after 3 sessions

It's weird that Cheryl Hines is getting all the karma of the Trump administration

Sometimes my cat sleeps with his hand sticking out of his house and it looks like he's about to do a little burlesque number

Doodle stole the tiniest bite of cheeseburger from my dinner. This bitch literally said can haz cheezburger.

Please don't speak for me.

Dipper has annexed the cat's house to hide from the fireworks

My fear of coming off like an asshole is getting out of hand. I just added an exclamation point to the name of a save file

I believe her

American Vandal holds up. Damn