I want an Ann Reardon movie from the director of Spotlight

is this one better?

I always appreciate that moe just had that ready to go

She's taking the Karen haircut to strange new heights

Nothing could have prepared me for the turn this podcast ad takes

accidentally left plastic in oven while I was baking should I throw out bread

Should I make him?

Gonna release my first round of shirts next week and they're gonna be cheaper than I was planning because I dunno what I'm doing yet!!!

This is what did it

Is this as fugly as I think it is?

I can never tell on great British bake-off what's British slang and what's baker slang

These meme is gonna come in handy in a million different ways

I hate the weekdays. That's when news happens

Did Evanescence play Charlie Kirk's funeral?

If you don't want me to take Tylenol, then stop giving me a headache, amiright?

Spent like an hour trying to decide who would be this guy. My first thought was Professor Frink but eventually I leaned towards Dr Nick

Tbh I had some good ideas: 1) Get out where Lenny wants to be Carl 2) a legacy sequel of an older segment 3) ancient aliens with kang and kodos

Romances don't work in tv shows where they put all the episodes up in one day. I watched this all in one day. They're moving too quickly

One thing the Kimmel stuff made clear is that the reason conservatives have such an easy time accepting fascism is that they were already operating under the assumption that the president had complete control over the country. "Obama cancelled _____" No HE didn't. That's why this is a big deal

Once again using blue sky to see if the algorithm will think my thumbnail is explicit

Bluesky needs to let you tag people without including a full ass URL

Can anyone recommend a good black t shirt? I'm gonna make one of these for myself with white yarn so I look like a gay pilgrim

I have not ruled out the possibility that all of this is the ironic consequences of a wish Melania made years ago and and the rest of us are just caught in the crosshairs

Wait I was cooking

Got high and started trying to guess what movies would be in Treehouse of Horror this year and now I can't stop laughing at the idea of Sinners starring Patty and Selma

I made a gay little polo

Solitaire should go Spade, heart, club diamond and it pisses me off when the computer tries to make me order it anyway else

Does it make it more or less embarrassing that I've never actually seen Dear Evan Hansen

My heart goes out to my downstairs neighbors having to listen to me sing Tegan and Sara right now

Stop giving credit to people for "predicting" stuff that literally everyone knew was coming

Is squirtle "Squirt Turtle" or "Squirrel turtle?

I will say: now that conservatives have turned the country into what they thought the country was, I get why they were mad all the time

Seth Meyers is resting easy knowing Trump has never stayed up that late

This would be a really weird list to show someone out of context

I bet it's good

I accidentally made the shirt you k*ll yourself in when you join a cult

it looks like it should have chocolate inside

Life update: I've decided to save up for a roomba

Not to get too political but I think that bojack horseman never having a character called "Jimmy Camel" was a real missed opportunity

My new business plan of getting high and adding random shit to t-shirts is coming along nicely

First Jimmy Kimmel and now....

I hate that there are still pick-mes in fascism

Trump going after Conan's podcast next because he assumes he's still on late night

JD Vance should have to guest host Jimmy Kimmel's show next

Okay, I'm gonna need all of you to talk me out of buying the pumpkin pants

I didnt' like the guy but this is just ghoulish

Cat shit must taste good as hell to a dog

I'm glad we all stopped hating Anne Hathaway. That was a positive shift for society