Autocorrect just changes "best, Willie" to "neat, Willie" and that might be how I sign my emails from now one

Why does he always look like he's thinking about stealing Christmas?

Are the back rooms available for weddings?

Bold of any movie to assume I'm going to be able to recognize two different characters when they have the same hair

Son of Sam is relatable AF. Id kill you all if my cat told me to.

Password recovery emails take their sweet ass time these days

"Do you want to use the thing that firemen use or take the stairs?" "I choose the ladder" "Thank god this conversation is being written out otherwise that would have been really confusing"

Help. What actress am I thinking of?

Accidentally hit delivery instead of pickup from the place around the corner and now I'm gonna spend the day thinking about how hard the door dasher is judging me

Shoulda made it a narwhal

I dunno why I thought these stick figures were supposed to be @drawfeeshow.com for a second or why @atnathanyaffe.bsky.social was the one wearing the hat

Dammit! all the hate mail i sent patricia heaton over her gray hair didn't work

All of them. I'm edgy

I bet his high school bully is looking back thinking

I wrote "thib k" one time and now my autocorrect acts like the word "think" never existed

Steven Universe could solve the male loneliness epidemic but Garnet would try to fight them first

Caught only the tail-end of the dog's nesting process. 🪺 Featuring @williesillie2.bsky.social

I'd know if yogurt went bad, right? Mine says may 12th but it looks fine. Can I use it?

Everyone shut up my show is on!

People said my titles were getting too clickbaity so I tried to course correct youtu.be/R4cxQPks1kI?...

Omg they covered the boat Margaret thatcher sent in rainbows

ADHD is a bitch

Just got a little worried that the store would be out of Fritos but then I remembered that's not true for everyone. Just me 😉

Trump and Vance discussing 2028

If they try to hide it from the public I'm gonna be SO mad! I want to know the instant it happens

Is this, uh.....is this not normal?

A horror movie about my cat when he yawns

Devil wears prada 2 and we love boosters is an interesting double feature

My main takeaway from The Real Housewives of Rhode Island is that plastic surgeons have an art style

This is a lot like that episode of Succession and I just hope it's exactly like that episode of Succession

This is just what LA felt like during Covid

might fuck around and | 👀 | \ / ____| |_____ / ✊__/ \_✊ Watch another YouTube video about that town in Alaska that's just one building

I love how they're just trying to invent Ask Jeeves

the CEO of Nabisco has announced that owing to the popularity of Oreos, which contain chocolate, which is poisonous to dogs, they are moving away from cookies to just selling huge jars of dog poison

Do yall think they figured out there's cat food in the box

New video. My cats in it youtu.be/Eb8BjCP9g8M?...

I'm homemade meal prep gluten free protein freezer waffles years old

Really think we need to stop rounding up and be clear that the amount is actually 1.776 billion The fact that the number is a reference really underlines how dumb it is

How old were you when you realized that Jaiden Smith was named after his mom and Willow Smith was named after her dad?

If you really listen to the lyrics, there's no reason Brick couldn't be about Ben Folds confessing to the murder of Jonbenet Ramsay

For some reason the picture didn't posts

Once again forgot I put on a costume hat while cleaning and went outside to walk the dog

People may turn on me for this

I once watched a video essay about The Boys that said "Homelander hasn't given any indication that he's racist" and I think about that a lot

TO BE CLEAR; HE IS FINE AND BEING HIS NORMAL AMOUNT OF AFFECTIONATE HE'S JUST DIRECTING IT AT ME MORE THAN USUAL

My cats been pretty cuddly recently and I'm worried he's sensing my impending death

It's unlikely the director of Obsession would have been at a Monday night showing of his own movie, right?

Riffing and talking back at your TV is basically a requirement, a necessary part of the experience of watching @williesillie2.bsky.social videos

Genuinely think streaming services not letting people share passwords anymore might be this generation's Franz Ferdinand assassination

i'm working on something that requires me to use a lot of different stock footage in the background and its taking every fiber of my being not to use 9/11