Gamers will see this. Touch the paint. Get angry there is paint on them. Blame women for this horrible sneak attack against men.

I found out this was his jab for the first time mid-match and I think I just stood there mashing it for 10 seconds straight cause I couldn't believe what I was seeing

this doesn't even have the full context which makes it funnier

Someone told them that good movies have plot, so they made sure to include as many plots as possible

Bring them back

Saying we should all go back to physical media I think misses the point. I actually *like* buying games and movies digitally for a bunch of reasons. What we need is better consumer protections so the things we do buy digitally are actually owned and companies cant delete/revoke access!

Hybrid Heaven Wrestling

Then you realize this is every single industry now and that’s why everything sucks

"hey we not-so-sneakily introduced dynamic pricing into our digital store also we're discontinuing Literally All Physical Products and also also you can't even buy the old stuff digitally anymore" thats awesome i think we should kill the sony computer entertainment corporation

I hope what I imagine doesn’t fall true. The average fighting game tournament organizer (usually meaning, one or few people) will have to shell out full price for multiple $149.99 Deluxe Editions of Tekken 9 and Mortal Kombat 13 instead of grabbing bulk discs at a discount from a mom & pop shop.

incredible of playstation to announce the end of physical disc production the week after they deleted all the movies you bought digitally from your account

bro the whole point of consoles was the physical media, a cheaper entry point because publishers sell them at a loss, and the convenience of knowing "shit just works" now all three of those fucking things don't apply to sony meanwhile fucking pcs cost a second mortgage now

This reminds me of the story back during the Attitude Era when they made it look like the Mr. McMahon character was KILLED OFF VIA CAR BOMB (I love professional wrestling) Donald Trump immediately got on the phone and called Vince McMahon to see if he was okay.

from the people who brought you elf on a shelf, it's

It's really cool that the Supreme Court understands that a document written in the 1700s can be slightly out of touch with the modern time when they think it isn't racist enough.

TMZ DC with perhaps the most brutal video from Trump's Great American State Fair, showing Dr. Oz on stage bragging to Dean Cain about how big the crowd is, only for the reporter to pan around and show absolutely nobody is there. Original post: x.com/i/status/207...

dont let ur memes be dreams play guilty gear

me and my mutuals

I'm a big fan of media analysis but sometimes the best form of media analysis is letting a piece of art sit with you, making you feel weird in a way you can't understand or explain, until one day you have a life experience and you remember the piece of art and you realize that you understand it now

Right now the world is full of people who want to code and write and paint and film stuff and people who want to play and read and look at and watch stuff and nobody is allowed to do any of that because some unrelated third guy isn't making enough money off the deal

animeherald's statement on kondo after removing their articles linked below this is really disappointing from uppercut i'm sorry

hey so other than linking to a misogynistic rando's gamefaqs thread as a source (which, uh. lol?), this is just completely false? 'which competitive players have exploited for decades' this is not how hurtboxes work in fighting games. this is factually incorrect. nevermind kondo using AI to write!

why have a sustainable business putting out products people want when you can make a bunch of garbage that loses money and makes you look like idiots in the hopes that one hits the completely freak out-of-your-control conditions that turn it into a trillion dollar addiction engine

"in a world where we have turned all business into raw gambling we're going to keep pulling the lever on this slot machine because we're JUST about mine our way to the diamonds i just KNOW it we're DUE"

don’t ask questions, just hit play

pretty devastating dunk at the end of this paragraph

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ancient mesopotamian farmer i'm making watch the sheep detective: this flock is so healthy. so large. it's so beautiful. this future is wondrous me: yeah and it's a movie. that square on the wall is showing another world farmer: you already explained films. do not make me watch ghost of mars again

“How much is a magical world worth?” A beautiful thread about Cabo Verde, the Peace Corps, and the World Cup:

HAPPY FRIDAY TO EVERYONE WHO HATES SLOP

BEST HEADLINE IN ALL OF GAME JOURNALISM

if you've been unaware of the tensions in the fighting game space over this, @iantothemax.bsky.social lays it out quite well in this piece and you should take some time to read it. kotaku.com/the-fighting...

it super sucks that normally, I'd be extremely excited for several days of Evo streams, across main stage and side games and all the other random events tossed in. but the new ownership and early changes to the main event have completely put me off watching any of it.

he's like the mayor from the timeline where everything is okay

I don't know how else to explain this but the difference between Nintendo and, say, a PlayStation or an Xbox is that Nintendo is a video game company, while PlayStation and Xbox are merely divisions within larger entities. An obvious observation, obviously, but I think explains priorities well.

Thinking again about the best answer ever given to any question on any website

They found Popeyes. 😭

New York City voters seemed energized by victories from Brad Lander, Darializa Chevalier, and Claire Lopez. But in this small diner roughly 75 miles outside of Topeka, news of the results was not welcomed as warmly

Best comedy of the year

oops! looks like they earned it!

20th century bocchi

i am in the realm of anxiety every day of my life

Me