Imagine the sheer joy a Bleach stan will feel when they accidentally stumble into something that is actually good. Thinking you’re at the pinnacle and then realizing the world has such sights to show you

My partner went for a walk around her neighborhood and came across this scene.😂

My brain read this and went “ah, touhou are pokemon who live in your computer I get it now” while also not having a damn clue what I think it was understanding

The thing is: a Star Fox sequel exists that combines sick rail shooting with ground combat and excellent voice acting and it's called Kid Icarus Uprising AND THEY STILL WON'T REMASTER THAT

RIP

A detail people keep missing in the “lol Elon was impersonating his mom so one of his parents looks like they like him” is that his fuckup was tweeting as if she was his *dad* The dude is such a loser he has been pretending to be BOTH his parents and telling himself he’s a special boy

Here’s how the AI Boom, such as it is, has impacted my life: it has been used as an excuse to lay off my friends for bot equivalents that never came. It has made mass culture and art immeasurably worse. I have a stalker with AI psychosis. So, no, I don’t more data centers. I want less of all that.

Today I honor the famous sorcerer Yoda

The idiot that can’t understand “29 is less than 56” is in charge of billions of dollars and plans to buy out and tank a successful business that people use for the sole purpose of getting himself more money and everyone has to play along like the system makes any sense

His brain is fucking cooked to cinders

money isn’t real

"Why are all the journalists laid off now" this is why. Pretty simple.

Read Nejishiki. Then read Maki Fujiwara's My Picture Diary. Tsuge was a defining talent in the comic space. He also beat and abused his wife and child.

learned a lot of new Grinch Lore tonight www.twitch.tv/sebmal/clip/...

Johnpurin stickers are real!

If I dont get a run into sgdq tomorrow, I'm gonna start my rat only playthrough of pokemon & read off silly/weird pokedex entries before each break 🐀 If I do get a run into sgdq tomorrow, I'm gonna start my rat only playthrough of pokemon & read off silly/weird pokedex entries before each break 🐀

happy Thursday everyone

my stream is weird www.twitch.tv/sebmal/clip/...

statistically speaking this woman has a bluesky account and also follows me so i just want to say to her: i hate you. you are an embarrassment to all of us.

These people are so fucking stupid. Just complete morons, I’m in awe they’re able to hold a regular job.

the Sacramento zoo has 6 BABY CAPYBARAS

In response to Tomino saying people missed the anti-fascism in Gundam. Imagine being this willfully stupid (two different posters but this shit is in every thread nowadays)

Once upon a time, when film editing moved to computers, Final Cut Pro on a Mac was a revolution in inexpensive professional post production. And the user interface was super simple. Anyone could learn it. So a lot of producers decided they don’t need a professional editor. Short 🧵.

it's incredible how he thinks saying that they offered to end the war and everyone agreed but he refused out of a grudge is supposed to look good for him, insightful as to the kind of information he's being fed by the coterie

Putting aside the lawsuit stuff the thing that struck me about MrBeastInc was them asking people “how do you make a fandom” as reported in Dan Olson’s new video. It’s just so telling to me that they are an organization with no passion, no artistry, and no desire to *have* either

PLEASE

I hated serial killers until I got that first rush of my hands squeezing tighter and tighter around a helpless delicate neck

ナエトル

didn't you put your phone in the pool because it was too hot or something?

I love these lil guys sm #witchhatatelier #Δ帽子

Here's my original character Waffles the Wizard. He was hired by the king to maintain the ley lines that used to work great.

it is devastating to notice how few benches there are in the world and how some benches have been replaced by weird "leaning" things. the world is incredibly cruel to disabled, elderly, poor, pregnant, tired, homeless, and all people. there should be benches fucking everywhere for everyone

GOOD POST

was recently reminded of one of my all-time favorite bits of sequential acting, drawn by Natalya Lobanova

my stupid stupid brain had to draw this

I am no longer under embargo. #AnimalFarm consequence.net/2026/04/anim...

listen hun if you can't handle the Washington Post editorial board at their the Texas gerrymander "freakout" is "not a threat to democracy" you don't deserve them at their "Virginia plunges America deeper into the gerrymandering abyss"

I was at a dog-friendly bar in NW Portland tonight and a table behind me started singing Happy Birthday and then I realized it wasn’t for a person but a really old dog who was wearing a crown and he was old and fucking adorable and I love this city

Additional thoughts #mochiart #sailormoon #pokopia

Diana finds a cartridge #Pragmata

The Raging Demon Dutch Oven

On the first day of #CharitibundiBowl, I donated $64 in honor of my beloved Penn State Nittany Lions (top-5 finisher in this last year, come get it freaks) losing 6-4 to Iowa. At home. With me in attendance. With Ferentz taking an intentional safety. With 8 minutes to go in Q4. In my face. Hell

this is psychotic

Oh joy the guy that sent me a racist slur over telling him this was illegal last time he did it is at it again!

You'll get it but you need to watch the slide a dozen times and friends, it is worth it