This mask always makes me laugh. i don't like to look at the other one..

The creek

Fuck this guy

amBROsia©️ Nectar for dudes

for your xmas present this year i’m going to start backing into parking lot spaces

if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄

Ever since playing Hades I’ve been enjoying Sisyphus-related posts more

Just had a random thought that I should wear some corduroys

that's a fitting cover. digital edit overlaying imagery of people who actually performed labor and built things people needed

Rodan is straight-up faded here

I just ordered a Black Friday burrito

my friend: lol you could just call a guy named Richard “Dick” and he wouldn't know if it's an insult [later] me: hey richard, you fucking dick.

Sometimes you need friends who will pull you to the side and “bro, what you doing?”

FUCK SOCIAL MEDIA. MARRY BOOKS. KILL AI.

seductively sippin one of these, driving all the young gals at work wild

Just a normal chill position

Stop scrolling etc.

after you clean out the litter box

@thecathive.bsky.social I got my rootin & tootin shirt and first wear was to the vet with my diarear kitty and it was a big hit 👍🏽

I TOLDLY AGREE WITH YOU 🤡🤡🤡

Don’t you dare delete my game

Fell asleep while eating a sub in my medbed and my body has undergone a transformation that can only be described as "Mike's Way"

Last day at this unpleasant job. Finally.

it’s burger time

It takes Rowdy Roddy Piper less than 10 minutes to figure out what needs to be done

Joi Division

Kirkland Signature must be HUGE in Iran

Da beanbag

The chips are their money.

First thing I read at 5:30 am

Yeah man. I do think poorly of you if you still use Twitter. Its a sign of poor character, don't know what else to say about that

good evening

you gotta give

Decided to see if my lawn guy has a sense of humor

(Banging on the window of a guy talking on the phone in his car) hey man you’re in a filter bubble. Hang on (aggressively rattling the door handle) let me get in there and show you the most racist image you have ever seen,

Saw a guy walking down the street with a GIANT swastika on his stomach today. Just fuckin wild

Dolce and Gabboner

America when they refuse to release the Epstein files

nude, penis flopping about

freeze hot dogs and put them though a cheese grater for a refreshing yogurt topping

"no rapping tonight" why? "you rap about patrick swayze everytime, it's embarrassing" ok [after one beer] uh oh y'all it's gettin kinda hazy

I’ve been shunned by the video game community for abbreviating metroidvanias to roid veins 🫤

The absolute narcissism of thinking your most important job as an elected official is to get re-elected.

Waking up after my birthday yesterday