hmm. interesting. would you say it damn near killed him?

Mewy Lewis wondering why storm sirens are blasting loudly

Ads on the back of fortunes in fortune cookies. Piss off

i vetted this to make sure it wasn’t ai so you could enjoy it fully

Weiner Kummer New York, Passenger Arrival Lists (Ellis Island), 1892-1925

I paid over $4 a gallon for gas today and it felt great. Don't know what all the bitching is about. That's my country I'm paying for. I sprayed some around the parking lot 'cause that's my goddamned right. Jesus died for this price. I drank some.

Have a Fucking Website www.otherstrangeness.com/2026/03/14/h...

Booger Hunter Texas, Death Index, 1903-2000

I’m gonna be all over my moped this spring/summer 🛵💨

More like Writer S. Thompson (i learn that he was also an avid hunter) More like Hunter S. Writer

Sore Fuckmann New York, Passenger Arrival Lists (Ellis Island), 1892-1925

this is all racism, obviously, and multiculturalism is great, but i'll note that i'm pretty close to being a median american, and i can't think of too many other people in america with whom i share fewer cultural values that elon musk

I love this so much

Hello Mr @murderxbryan.bsky.social I listened to your bald guys ep and thought the guest was really good. First time I’ve heard of her. Rax was funny and a good addition to the show, I hope you have her back

this is great. it also reminds me of a classic @pftompkins.bsky.social bit

Mexican place I order from at lunch decided to give me an extra large extra ‘peño nachos today

May you feel as much joy today as the bouncer in this video.

To: Jeffrey Epstein From: Elon Musk Subject: Dress code Which ill-fitting meme t-shirt do you think I should wear to your underage sexual assault party?

I wonder if guys named Al feel attacked when they see posts saying fuck AI (ay eye)

I got fooled by someone who is famous for being a conman until it was too late. Here’s why that’s actually smarter than seeing it coming:

My cat cries to be let out in this shit. He’s gotta be part husky or something

Oh shit, a new police academy movie is filming

New shirt to wear to a birthday party tonight

Democrats: Our hands are tied. There is nothing we can do to stop these federal terrorists. Until we can take action, PLEASE, make sure to record your own murders.

Just saw a dude in shorts at the gas station. What a dick

Look, it's simple. We just want the worst person in the world to die

Chunky, if you're listening to me, you have to Google the moon

If you work for ice please understand that your kids will laugh at a character based on you dying in an action movie before the end of the decade. They’ll be in movies for really little kids. Like Phineas and Ferb shit. There will be an action figure of you with a detachable head

This mask always makes me laugh. i don't like to look at the other one..

The creek

Fuck this guy

amBROsia©️ Nectar for dudes

for your xmas present this year i’m going to start backing into parking lot spaces

if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄

Ever since playing Hades I’ve been enjoying Sisyphus-related posts more

Just had a random thought that I should wear some corduroys

that's a fitting cover. digital edit overlaying imagery of people who actually performed labor and built things people needed

Rodan is straight-up faded here

I just ordered a Black Friday burrito

my friend: lol you could just call a guy named Richard “Dick” and he wouldn't know if it's an insult [later] me: hey richard, you fucking dick.

Sometimes you need friends who will pull you to the side and “bro, what you doing?”