Just a reminder! If you aren't seeing the Odyssey in 70mm IMAX you are missing a lot of information.

Raffi you’re so right

Spock tolerated pussy

When you think about the gender agreement rules, it should really be "Caca Rica" Village. @nintendousa.bsky.social can you speak to this disrespect of the Spanish language?

When a Jew wins a landslide election in the most Jewish city in the United States, where massive numbers of Jews turned out to reject a terrorist org that lobbies for genocide:

Eric Andre couldn't dream of making an interview this awkward

ProPublica spoke to dozens of people who had lived in homeless encampments when cities cleared them out in “sweeps.” We distributed notecards so people could tell us about the toll in their own words. ➡️ This is what they wrote: https://propub.li/4veRIqA

Nate Bargatze went MAGA after his movie bombed. Jelly Roll flipped his ATV, cratered a world tour, then got divorced. Kevin Hart ran his production company into the ground. Charlie Kirk got murked, now CPAC is passing around his wife. Folks, I'm getting tired of winning. I just need One More Thing

Hi 👋 how're you doing today how wad your day

imagining a south african white guy who says "i'm being deadass"

In 2006 you could go to the drive-thru and get a chicken sandwich, cheeseburger, fries, and a medium rootbeer (large if they had a special) for $5.82. We used to be a country.

This is so sad

jesus fucking christ lmao

Rob Schneider is doing a gym guy thing now

Look, if Spider-man could stop a train that way, there's no reason he couldn't have done the same for the planes on 9/11. That's all I'm saying. Guess he didn't care.

Former Google CEO Eric Schmidt was booed throughout this commencement speech at the University of Arizona for his praise of AI. This comes just a week after another commencement speaker who mentioned AI was booed at a school in Florida. Read more: www.404media.co/ucf-ai-comme...

People are just insane now of days

A young Mark Hamill poses with his favorite Star Wars monster. Hamill would later grow up to play Luke Skywalker in the popular franchise

found a whole operation of unmanned youtube channels making completely unchecked long form slop videos where the ai voice simulacra regularly trips up & does this for a full ten minutes every time. all the very legit comments are like "NO! THATS NOT TRUE! YOU LIE HE DID NOT" & never acknowledge it.

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on their fucking minibikes again the neighborhood teens are. call the police i have.

i’ve worked in tech more than 20 years. it has never been more ridiculous.

Every day I read a news story that makes me feel like I need to apologize to at least one insane person in a John 3:16 van and today it’s this one

Maine lawmakers passed a ban on large data-center construction, making it the first state to enact such a measure as communities around the U.S. deal with fallout from the AI boom.

BBC ANNOUNCER VOICE: Lewk. Layer. Hann. And of course Chyewbacker. You’ve seen their many travails through the coz-moss at the cinemah

Me when I want the audience to experience a scary mummy

We didn't deserve this day.

The new VERY hagriographic Michael Jackson biopic starring MJ's nephew is out at the end of the month. But back in 2004 an unauthorised and EQUALLY flattering biopic was made in Canada. Here is a clip and I promise you have NO idea where it's going. I haven't done a single edit here.

If you say "my skin is so dry" people might recommend a lotion but if you say "my skin is so wet" no one will help you

"If you remove him you get Vance." You're familiar with Donald J Trump's foreign policy where we remove a country's leaders one by one until we get to one we can do business with? No reason impeachment can't work the same way

"Why don't Americans-" The ruling class of America has intentionally disempowered its citizens spread across 3,000+ miles of land and then funded the police force as an occupying army that happily murders anyone who opposes them and imprisons whoever is left as slave laborers. So phone calls it is

Got an email from Adobe saying that they were nearly doubling the cost of my creative cloud subscriptions and adding a bunch of Gen AI dogshit I didn't ask for! If you don't want to get charged you have to log in and downgrade to a "standard" plan that's just the fuckin apps.

this is my favorite type of craigslist ad

And then he finished the maze in 1 second. The word scramble? He knew all the words. Every puzzle on the placemat, it's like he had seen it before

Insane how behind the times the Oscars are. "Best Picture?" Honey, it's called a movie, and yep, it's actually a series of pictures creating the illusion of movement. But I guess not everybody wants to put in the hard work it takes to be a cinephile 💅

Putting a this machine kills fascists sticker on the sybian and side eyeing everyone at the swingers club who doesn’t get on

With more people getting the opportunity to play Metal Gear Solid 4, it means more people will understand one of my favorite posts online

The game you are about to play is a product of its time. It may depict the PS3, which was commonplace in society. These depictions were wrong then and are wrong today.

Last time I saw an old white man get this mad at a bad bunny it was Elmer Fudd! He was the man, I mean. Not the bunny. That was bugs. Sorry. the rabbit was bugs. His name was bugs. He’d be like bad bunny in this situation.

it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world

This Saturday at 5pm pacific. I will be spending 2 hours making a worm as happy as possible. And then, The Fate will be decided and I will either release the worm or eat it. Cast your vote, make yourself heard. You will only have one chance!

I know all eyes are on Minneapolis, but there's a fast-approaching nightmare in Springfield, Ohio. Trump is revoking protected status for tens of thousands of Haitians living there on Feb. 3. Reportedly, on Feb. 4, 1000 ICE agents are arriving to remove this population. Ethnic cleansing.

"What if somebody said "It's the Super Bowl." And then I'm like, "You probably couldn't even get a ticket to the Salad Bowl." 🥗 That's funny." THIRD GUY: Well, you're certainly dressed for it. That's funny too. (I start sucking the third guy's dick.) That's funny. - JF #TheJokingGamer #ad

Mark your calendars and update your wishlists, because this Presidents' Day, 2.16.26, Cold Calling officially hits the Steam shelves! Route calls between the United States and the Soviet Union as a Cold War era switchboard operator! How will you make history? store.steampowered.com/app/2627660/...

We had 50K people downtown yesterday, no ICE and zero incidents. ICE is the fucking problem.