Like, wtf? This is absurd!!!

This is so good. Damn!!

Someday, with luck and hard work, she will have a name too.

i need someone to poll "Would you know what I meant if I said I was 'waiting for it to happen'?"

Jake Mangum spots kid in the crowd, tosses the ball, and her brother catches it and gives it to her. Dudes rock.

I just love this so much from Kmac. A true gym rat.

Oh no, Twins 😬

Waymo ignores Nashville school bus's blinking STOP sign and fails to yield to child in crosswalk. Bus driver honks and the Waymo finally stops (in the crosswalk). From redditor Levelling_Up_Only via r/Nashville sub

I'm not joking when I say mRNA technology is more important than "AI" and it's a tragedy we're throwing billions into one while our government is aggressively defunding the other.

Save us, Wild

The Wolves ability to “flip the switch” was the topic de jure coming into this series. One game into this series, the answer to that is no Not a horrendous performance from the Wolves, but one that reminded me a lot more of their regular season than a leveling-up

End of the day this is who this Wolves team is.

Rudy so good the whole game and then does shit like that and wipes it all away 😅

Halftime naps >>>>

Julius playing terrible offensively is turning into horrible defensive effort

Yeah geez weird impossible to know I guess

All of his businesses and property should be nationalized and dissolved and he should be stripped of literally every single asset and dollar. Put him in public housing and let him live off of whatever UBI the next Congress passes.

This legitimately made me lol and I know this lady was definitely not going for big lols on this post. Critical thinking and self-awareness do not go hand in hand, it seems.

TMZ setting up in DC to follow politicians around is FINALLY the appropriate lowbrow "news" coverage this administration has merited all along.

Lucy's stalling bedtime...from the bathroom down the hall: Mommy I'm trying to poop! Mom: ok good job, make sure you focus .... (Couple minutes later) Mom: everything ok? Lucy, flushing: yep I did it! Mom: good, did you wipe? Lucy: oh yeah! (In the sweetest "oops totally forgot hehe" voice) 😂😂

Jump scare Emilio pagan pitching 😬

Damn, never gonna be a cool-girl

The fact that Mamdani just seems like a cheerful normal guy who's policies are things like "we're going to tax second homes to fund pothole repairs" or whatever and yet this generates panicked responses like "This is basically Stalin's great purge turned up to eleven" is... telling. It tells things.

Gonna be a fun week!!

This bill is America Last. Copper ore will be mined from Minnesota, shipped to state-owned Chinese companies for smelting, and sold to the highest bidder on the global market. Republicans sold out the American people to benefit foreign corporate interests.

Two of these pitchers got chased off the mound by the 2026 Minnesota Twins

I know this is @davidjroth.bsky.social's bit, but no quote has ever sounded more like a coach who's 2-8 (1-7 in conference) whose starting QB is already in the portal and whose entire defensive backfield is liking and reposting videos of him tripping over his headset cable

Progressive council led & passed 7M in small biz support, 3.8M in rental assistance, progressing on safe parking for unhoused neighbors, emergency housing vouchers, funding for traffic calming, funding for street and bridge projects—the list goes on & on— but the mayor starts the term with division

Chuck Schumer's two votes tonight in favor of bombs and bulldozers to Israel is yet another reason Senate Democrats must vote to remove him as leader post the midterms.

If KBJ or Sotomoyaor gave an overtly political speech blasting MAGA tax at UCLA, UVA or UM (like the way Thomas attacks the left at UT) - then the Trump regime would immediately to pull funding.

Last month in The Onion:

honestly i am constantly thinking things like "where are the fathers" these days

Byron Buxton.

🐻

Idk why but these little hands are very funny to me because I know exactly what they're trying to do even though I have no clue in what other context I'd use them 😅

YES!!!

Ah, so kinda like George Soros for protesters on the left. Gotcha.

Damn Twins!!!!

Huh. I'm sorry but I don't love the pick, I wanted Awa Fam. Hmmmmmm

The whole idea that we can’t figure out education is belied by the way we pay cops. Give teachers a $90k a year salary and overtime and watch the ranks swell and outcomes improve (and watch your need for cops decrease)

I predict tomorrow Leavitt will say something like “The President was joking. He has an amazing sense of humor.” Followed by Trump being like “No, I am Christ.”

STOP THE COUNT

crimepope

first round series against the nuggets without home court advantage feels like exactly the outcome the wolves earned this season.

the writer's room slack for The Onion has to be lit up with people mad they missed "the Pope is soft on crime"

Roses are red Green skittles are lime

Not good.

We are having a day