Actually, upon further reflection, Marla Singer might be the better comp here:

So wait…. If dumbshit claims the 2020 election was illegal and that he should have won…. Wouldn’t that invalidate 2024 since that would have been him running for a 3rd term?

Well darn, if those 2 crazy kids couldn’t make it, who can?

Seeing some Raw stuff pass my timeline. Why does Lyra Valkyria look like Sanity era Nikki Cross now?

Oh god Jesus what did I do? I’m just saying there’s more to women’s basketball than those 2, and there always has been. The sport is great despite leadership. Dave Portnoy/Dana White are not fans I want.

People want me to believe the dumbfuck blonde lady and the dead eyed Midwesterner are god’s gift to women’s basketball and yet I just watched Olivia Miles absolutely roast my Mercury and the Liberty on a spit in the last 3 days and watched Paige put Chicago in a blender yesterday.

Guess who also rules and isn’t annoying?

I have a theory….

You know who isn’t annoying?

Caitlin Clark YOU are an LA Spark

Lexie Hull:

People are disturbed that Sophie Cunningham was a ring girl for the UFC show last night. I’m disturbed that she willingly walked around the ring and the arena floor barefoot. Psychotic behavior.

109 in SLC. SALT LAKE CITY. Christ.

Oh yeah Sabrina Ionescu still exists and also rules.

Olivia Miles rules. She’s pretty much got a death grip on ROY.

bleacherreport.com/articles/254... I don‘t want to be mean, but if you willingly spend money on Sophie Cunningham basketball shoes you should probably have someone take over your finances.

www.espn.com/wnba/story/_... Huh, I was told Caitlin Clark was the only reason people are watching the WNBA.

People are just tiring. Everyone gets so fucking angry all the time over the dumbest shit that, at the end of the day, really doesn’t matter. It’s important to have community, especially with women’s sports, and the bro culture that has kind of come with CC is the most tiring thing about it.

Also I got pissy and told someone to shut the fuck up on Reddit cause they got angry over the Fever celebrating in the locker room. This shit’s just a game, man. At the end of the day, people are allowed to celebrate wins no matter who the opponent is, and that’s okay. Who cares?

Hold on to your socks, cause I’m actually going to defend CC here. The Morgan Wallen bullshit aside, I truly believe CC just wants to play ball, and she’s in a no win situation from both ends. She’s made a few statements against the abuse but people want to use her to further their own agendas.

*aggressively taps sign*

I’ll always have love for Zac Gallen, but he’s done. You gotta DFA him and let him go. He’s the worst pitcher in baseball in damn near every advanced metric.

Really not regretting my decision to stop watching WWE because of their continued insistence on making Theory a thing

Did they invite everyone they’ve ever interacted with to this wedding? I can’t imagine having 1,000 people at any sort of personal gathering, let alone my wedding.

Hearing things about Punk Hogan. Is this anything?

he's simply not ruining it for me. Not letting him and you can too :)

Nakase has the juice and the Valks just might be a Finals contender.

Y’all know that’s Salt Lake, right?

In all seriousness, what the hell happened to Christine Brennan? Cause I seem to remember her as one of the most respected sports journalists out there, worked for the Washington Post, etc. She’s not even pretending to hide that she’s in the tank for CC anymore and it’s kind of pathetic.

If you are trans and you want to play sports I want you to know there will always be spaces for you even if this government tries to tell you at school you are not welcome. Sports are for everyone. I promise.

Rawe Ceek?

The new TNA Knockouts Champ BTW

TNA partnering with IHeart is perfect. 2 failing companies attempting to claim glory by screwing people over.

Yeah I’m going full in on the Jazz this season. The Suns spent all this time talking about how character matters and rebuilt the goodwill after the KD shitshow ended with a fun, young team that overachieved all season only to piss it all away by trading for an (alleged) woman beater. Fuck this.

Also, Sophie Cunningham sucks, has always sucked, and will always suck.

The sane people have entered the room, thank god.

I’m legitimately considering dusting off my long form writing to write an article about the cult of personality surrounding Caitlin Clark cause it needs to be called out.

The last thing I’ll say about this CC thing cause I’m sick to death of hearing and talking about it: The truly great ones are the ones that are psycho competitive, they improve every year and they earn the respect.

“The WNBA is trying to kill their golden goose!” Meanwhile an entire team devised a strategy to do damn near anything besides murder the best player in the league for years. What happened to that Michael Jordan guy anyway?

Meanwhile, here’s someone that actually rules.

These are the people that others want to “embrace” as fans of the league. Fuck em. We don’t need this dumb shit.

Y’all are insane.

What the fuck are the Blackhawks doing?

WHOA.

Thinking about this too: If I’m Indiana, I’m looking for a way to unload Lexi or Sophie. Lexi’s been atrocious this season and Sophie hasn’t been much better. That team’s too damn top heavy and they need scoring/rebounding/defense BADLY.

Atlanta might have the juice for a title run. That was a bonkers 2nd half.

Watching this Dream/Fever game. Indiana is a mess defensively and I don’t know what they can do to get better. You can target certain players all night long.

My writing being read by @rfhbill.bsky.social is just the best, and there are Smiths and Twin Peaks references in my babble.

It’s lying season and everything’s a smokescreen. The Jazz know who they’re gonna draft once Washington makes their pick.

I wonder if Utah makes the move if they start slow next year. I like Tourigny, but they could stand to have a coach that’s a little bit more experienced in playoff hockey whilst knowing that he doesn’t have much of a shelf life.