the thing about extreme content in video games is that the most appalling taboo porn game on the internet is still more artstically valid and has more reason to exist than Roblox

Was reminded of my very favorite tweet of all time today:

There are some really great one-liners in 80s action movies, but it's a rare case where we get a set-up, a callback, a payoff, AND a coda.

me, playing demonschool, every single time the music throws in a little modal interchange

apropos of absolutely nothing, it's interesting to think about how Steam is absolutely A-OK with having like a dozen different games about having sex with Hitler,

An easy way to explain luddites: Textile manufacturers brought in machines that could do in an hour what would have taken 12 hours by hand. And then, tried to keep paying the now 12x more productive workers the same wages as before. That's it, that was the problem luddites had. Not complex.

If you're trying to ditch NYT Games, which you should be since their games singlehandedly prop up the entire dogshit rag financially, you should switch to Puzzmo. An annual sub is 50% off today for a crazy $19 and as a bonus doesn't enable the genocides of Palestinians and trans people

some of y'all

Epic Games sent a DMCA notice to my online stores for my geology-themed design involving a crossed pickaxe and rock hammer that said "PICKS...or it didn't happen" because they asserted that Epic owned all rights to artwork/mention of pickaxes, right before an SVP annual conference. Eric cost me $$$

Everyone stop, this is important

Feels like this is probably the ideal year to stop even hate-watching and live-posting the game awards. I feel like we can exercise that amount of restraint and self-love, yeah?

ordered food here. the server did 7 frame-perfect turnarounds in a row and launched themselves through the door speeding past my table at 700km/h but the plate was perfect. 5 star service, would eat here again

Oh shit, 9 DIMENSIONAL RAIN?

happy turkey day

I'm old. If you're not, listen to this. Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder. Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever. It's literally never been more important.

This is what Peak Male Performance looks like.

It's objectively strange that Chrono Trigger is the name of a JRPG series about time travellers dealing with a crisis, and Time Crisis a series of light gun games.

lmao

I see some book piracy discourse, and, to make a positive argument in favor of buying books, your marginal ability to influence what books get published and support the careers of writers you like is massive compared to most other forms of media.

happy ten year anniversary to my favourite fighting game post of all time

"there are no third spaces anymore" wrong. blast furnace

I designed a New Kei Truck Shirt. If you like dozens of us, believe that the best trucks are small trucks, this is the shirt for you. I've also reissued my NICE SHIRT kei truck design. Both are available for 24h only at theyetee.com #keitrucksNA

In Blazblue, the character Platinum the Trinity has a jab where they do either rock, paper or scissors This makes no difference in almost all situations EXCEPT when they are fighting another Platinum. If they both jab each other at the same time, the "winner" gets the hit

Need some Hades 2 fanart of Circe-miniaturized Melinoë riding her cat Toula (ideally in the witch outfit) like a horse

In The Labyrinth of Time, entering the Ziggurat without a lantern is supposed to show a black screen. However, the developers put in the wrong filename for the black screen, so it fails to render, showing a black screen instead

Honestly it’s kinda scummy the way 2K keeps putting the $100 special edition of Civ 7 on sale and not the base game

Ghost_stories_english_dub_supercut.mp4

not cool dude, read the room

Me, ten years ago: "I love technology! It enables such incredible things, and it's only going to create more wonders in the future!" Me, now:

demonschool is out!! yall should play it its really cool. beautiful visuals. here are some of my favorite npc lines from my playthrough

oedipus: that's not a riddle. sphinx: DO IT. oedipus: 100 percent not a riddle. you aren't even asking a question, just making a demand. sphinx: DO IT. oedipus: it's not a riddle. sphinx: MAKE A TIER LIST OF WHICH BIONICLES ARE THE MOST FUCKABLE. DO IT.

some other familiar grocery store names that are brands for producer-owned agricultural co-ops: Blue Diamond Bob's Red Mill Land O'Lakes Tillamook Welch's

this line from cloud is in my head at least once a day

[DM who has only played Baldur's Gate 3 running session zero of their first tabletop campaign] ok what vulva style are you thinking of taking

12:00pm: "I don't understand your lifestyle." 12:45pm: "I'm thinking I'm gonna build Golgari with Meren of Clan Nel Toth as my Commander but I'm unsure if I want to skew toward Birthing Pod support."

Him...

Okay, I'd heard good things about wuxia RPG When Winds Meet, but I was not aware it had a goose mount which it describes as the land's 'greatest overlord'.. And as you upgrade it, it increases the number of geese you're balanced on.

cold of in, hot of out, can’t explain that

big if true

The secret weapon to counter Sex 2?