The grand finale is about to begin. Do not be afraid. The Talos Principle 3 is coming to PC and PS5.

FELIZ ANIVERSÁRIO VAGINA BONES

heard a guy say "you have to access it through the portal" and i was momentarily struck by how sad it is that what he said is so boring :( "accessing it via the portal" should be wonderful. we deserve that at least. it should be cool to access it via the portal and instead it sucks shit

awwww, they caught a shiny

Most people don't realize, but in Sonic games, the top path is the "speed path" while the bottom path is the "power path" Google "Sonic power bottom" for more

new game idea

I think CD-i might be the best console

Reply with your favorite Warhammer 40k memes!

Yesterday, I was watching @authorblu.es stream Help Wanted: 50 Wacky Jobs, and I saw one of the jobs was "grill cook". Let me tell you, I am far too online to read that correctly

I wish everyone could have lived through the 'explosion' of 'pure creativity' that 'Apple's HyperCard' provoked in kids. Today, 'Claude' also inspires a similar sort of 'imagine-it-and-make it' creativity, except 'you subscribe to it,' the shit it makes 'sucks,' and in using it you learn 'nothing.'

Gritty should be in Season 2 of Heated Rivalry

Happy Dogs Bower Buesday (from the next set of GamePro press CDs we're processing)

the best map of Europe

gta 6 costs zero dollars if you don’t want to play it

Slightly increase a band 10,001 Maniacs

"Did you do anything else with pits" yeah I made birds and put them in front of the pit to knock you in. "No no, we DON'T want the player faling into pits!" well then why do we have pits??? Get in the fucking hole, little player!

Sometimes you are not given what you searched for, but what you need

footage of my ps2 running old ass deltarune

Game idea: Management sim for a giant plague ship, where you fight outbreaks, dock at various ports in order to gain supplies and survive. The more you are successful, the more of the world falls to the plague. Use propaganda to replenish your crew with hot seniors.

It’s been a while since I’ve told people to play Heaven’s Vault Anyway, play Heaven’s Vault

I’d never really experienced it much before but holy shit now I know what people mean when they say the Left has a fursecution problem

ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦

I can't stop thinking about this video since I saw it last night

Caves of Qud

My favorite thing about this chart is the way it reveals how many people don't understand that Cliffski and CliffyB are *completely different people*

Google can no longer handle questions like, "Are two guys with different names different people?"

Sometimes you see there’s a game titled some shit like “Neverness to Everness” and without any other context you just know that it’s some waifu gacha shit

Explaining to my husband that my friend group will not read “BL” as an abbreviation of “Black Library.”

Looked up why everyone’s talking about Starfox and based on blueskys awful search function I can only assume it’s due to his humongous throbbing cock

The cook The thief His wife Her lover

gonna have this post in my head forever

From the main Discord I'm in: "i'm not a furry but this is the least fuckable fox mccloud has ever looked" #StarFox

I have found it the thing that will make me become the Joker

LIKE IS SOMEONE GONNA GRAB MY PENIS OR NOT I DONT MIND EITHER WAY BUT I WANNA BE MENTALLY PREPARED FOR THE OUTCOME YKNOW DONT WANNA LOOK SURPRISED WHEN I GET MY DICK GRABBED AT THE MILKING BAR, WANNA MAKE SURE I LOOK LIKE A COOL CONFIDENT GUY WHO DOESNT MIND

they're frustum culling you, bro. they're lowing your texture res for marginal performance gain. they're zooming way out so your LOD mesh looks all fucked up

what did Terry Pratchett mean by this

"nobody who plays KH has fucked" you must consult the ancient scrolls

The hardest part about being dumb and broke and in your 20s is realizing you’re actually 44

Guys, Yakuza 7 was the first one I played too, sometimes you've gotta get a taste of a more modern title before you decide to boot up the emulators

i did not endure years of the unfunniest people parroting charlie the unicorn for people to now be saying this

In the Pulitzer Prize award-winning novel Demon Copperhead, a building is described as being scary, "Like being trapped in a Duke Nukem doom castle." But Duke Nukem has no castle levels, even going back to the original sidescrollers, which clearly aren't being referenced here. ...Yes, I'll hold

It is my duty to inform you that there are baby capybaras at the Sacramento Zoo

It’s always “you’re autistic” and never “thank you for telling me everything you know about mega man”

Writers are like: this protagonist is cool and sexy. He's an alcoholic writer and he's divorced.

i see a horse has won the kentucky derby again. this is beginning to feel rigged