A Bed of Red Azaleas, by Alma Thomas, 1968 (rotated, detail), 📸 by David Stluka

Back in my college paper days, the journalism adviser saw a goofy joke headline we'd inserted as a placeholder and flipped OUT, warning us about the very bad things that could happen if the fake headline accidentally made its way into print. Put the fear of god into me. Obvious dummy content ONLY!

“Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity” Bitch, it can be both In fact it often is

I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS QUOTE FOR A FULL MINUTE STRAIGHT

Feels dumb to keep giving this advice but you will not see baseball information on this website if you don’t follow people who like baseball, you will not see videogame talk if you don’t follow people who like videogames, you *will* see posts about the Princess Bride because we all like that movie

is this one of them v tubers people are obsessed with these days

as if the heat wave wasn't bad enough they just issued a Bahamut advisory

I think my favorite part of this suit is where the guy who was suing because Afroman said he fucked his wife said on the witness stand that he did not know for sure that Afroman did not fuck his wife.

Isn't DLSS 5 what killed Edgeworth's dad?

if we still had proper porn parodies instead of just POV stepbrother clips we would have gotten “One Butthole After Another” and “Marty Suckcream“ this year

From the Point of View of a Cat ~ Karel Capek (translated by Dora Round - originally published in Intimate Things, 1935)

It is important I get 8,294,400 pixels (4K) at 120 frames a second. Otherwise it just doesn’t feel real. It is ok if half of those pixels are just kinda guesses based on zettabytes of YouTube and pornhub my graphics card watched

Ironically, the suggested “improvement” is even less faithful to the original text, because in English, fronting a prepositional phrase like that is not semantically neutral And it breaks the tight connection between “Tomoeda Elementary” and “4th grade”

Anyway, DLSS has always been shit, Nvidia has always been a shitty company, I’m proud to have never given them a penny, I hope they rot and burn

Someone needs to send an ambulance to X

Please don't think the Ides of March is about stabbing people to death. That's incredibly reductive. It's about stabbing people to death as a team, as a community.

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Look at her. Regal. Kind. Mother.

He calls himself a ginger, and yet he’s blond! That’s why he’s always wearing a hat!

As you use AI to simplify easy yet mundane tasks, like writing emails, you get increasingly dependent on it. You get lazy, less skilled, use your brain less, and (you may not want to hear this) get stupider as a result. Don’t let them take away your ability to think. Stop using it. Now.

There's no need to lie to the OP my dude nothing is easy in C++

"the left is simply too mean these days!!" meanwhile 100 years ago a pottsville woman is howling for blood in rhyme

All Dragon Quest is cozy. All Final Fantasy is evil.

You can BREED Krystalinda?!??

"We're doing algorithm again, but slower and worse" is a perfect summation of the last decade of software 'innovation.'

Can’t believe someone’s making You Have To Fertilize The Egg Turbo HD Remix

I can’t wait for New York Tactics

oh hell yes @milk-labeler.at.gayfamicom.lol

Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Summoner ~ 真・女神転生 デビルサマナー (1995) Developed by Atlus.

My favorite reddit trope is "person goes to the subreddit for a specific franchise; asks if the franchise is worth getting into" like, why would you expect such a place to be even remotely unbiased lol

so can they finally start working on Dragon Quest Builders 3 or...

I want this lenticular card. (Paris Fashion Week x Anrealage x Ghost In The Shell)

The Ascension of Christ, by Adriaen van der Werff, 1710, 📸 by Issac Baldizon

something that came up a lot in the organic censorship pushes (i.e. harassment campaigns on Tumblr and Twitter) was that once you've decided a type of fictional sex is dangerous enough that people shouldn't be allowed to depict it, you'll start to look for attempts to "sneak it in"

The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."

worth remembering, David Lynch directed “fix your hearts or die” specifically at transphobes. it wasn’t a generic “no mean people allowed” statement, it was said by his Twin Peaks character in defense of a trans woman he cared for and deeply respected.

Hi you can get the entire Zero Escape trilogy and the first two AI The Somnium Files games for less than 16 bucks US

Boy it sure is worth it, completely offsetting the gains from renewable energy and ruining the computer hardware market in exchange for badly-written, useless dialogue!

Thinking about the 60 emoji again

I love small top/big bottom!

early on in anodyne 1's life a puzzle game dev vocally quit the 8-bit maze. 13 years later a user review said the game was mid but they loved the 8 bit maze. people will have preferences for different parts of your game. that's why metacritic 70-80 is god's territory while metacritic 90 is sloptown

Every time I see those stupid “it’s just a silly game the song didn’t need to go that hard” memes I’m always reminded of Casey Edwards describing making Bury the Light for Devil May Cry 5

by total coincidence i came upon an old tumblr post of mine, the "cum tab" post, which i know someone here has been wanting to find again so now i get to share it with all of you too

let's just say that in space, no one can hear you scream

Bruh your wife is putting her bra back on She’s eating the sandwiches herself