Okay, what asshole decided that, on Youtube's new embedded player, the up and down arrows only change the volume by 1%?

could be the worst show ever made. could be riverdale 2. there is no chance of anything in between. its all or nothing

researching baseball

The only America 250 thing I will accept is my local ice creamery making a red, white, and blue swirl ice cream with only natural dyes and it turning out like this

Kalamari Damacy

‘Say yes and never do it’ Mel Brooks knew how to deal with the studios

The date is November 19th 2026, I have just bought Grand Theft Auto VI. It takes 8 days to download, I pee in a Gatorade bottle. It will be the greatest art humanity has ever created. I start the game. I see a fake electronics store called ‘Circuit Titty’. “They’ve done it” I think. I begin to weep.

hey, buddy, the fourth is still a week away, buddy, if you want to shoot off your fireworks, it’d be really great if you could shove them up your ass first thanks, pal

You've scissored your last sister.

Hot take: If a major part of a video game is only available in the $100 version, it’s a $100 video game with a cheaper, worse version.

i still think if we got a couple really big streamers in on it we could get a gta 6 boycott going. not because of woke. just pure don't you want to crash the entire economy. don't you want to feel that power. we can do this together. all you have to do is not buy gta 6

Graphic design is my passion.

That's enough Death of the Author. It's time for Death of the Audience. Start running fools

real time visual novel where you have to react on the fly to reassure character infodumping to you about a niche scientific theory that you are in fact paying attention and remember what they said or the game ends

That's it, it's time to abolish stamina meters now

If anybody asks, this is my religion.

I thought twitch couldn't get any worse than constantly serving me DraftKings and PrizePicks ads and then they stopped letting me report PrizePicks ads and now they just served me a motherfucking Pure Flix ad...

i love auto caption features

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the key to the city should unlock a sick dungeon underneath the city's sewers you get to explore. the knicks team gets to adventure in a big ass dungeon during the off season

Disaster Report dialogues always delivering

man door hand hook car door

One of my favorite pictures is this one by Whitey Schafer from 1940. It was created to break all of the Hays Code in just one frame.

251 - Different Chairs People are different sizes; they sit in different ways. And yet there is a tendency in modern times to make all chairs alike.

girl WHAT are you giving me

Crash (1996, d. David Cronenberg)

don't let long combos put you off fighting games. long combos are easy. the hardest combos are like "5MP, 2MP > 214K". that's the real secret.

Forbidden Solitaire is $12.79 on Steam (or $11.51 if you own Inscryption) buff.ly/3cXgDkH Deck verified

RAT CONCERT!

Posting this for a specific audience here.

The three genders (nonbuynary)

Algorithm out here slutshaming the Vita

It's the same picture.

"is that a sex thing?" shouldn't be asked with a hint of weird puritanical disgust or scrutiny it should be asked with absolute enthusiasm is that a sex thing? ohh fuck! i hope its a sex thing!

ZELDA GAMES IN THE MARKETING: Embark on a grand and stately adventure. ZELDA GAMES WHEN YOU'RE ACTUALLY PLAYING THEM: Check out this annoying little clown guy. Your mission is to put up with his bullshit.

When I talk about my Japanese degree, I get a lot of questions about whether I felt like translation would become obsolete with technology. Here is how YouTube's auto-dub feature translated the simple phrase "ima, ikimasu". In MMO-gaming English "I'm going to pull now." I'm not too worried yet.

whats the best fictional cuss from a sci-fi show. in babylon 5 they say "stroking" as a substitute for "fucking" and "stroke off" for "fuck off" which sounds like you're telling someone to go jack it

YOU - Suffering will only make me stronger. ENDURANCE - It's probably this way of thinking that got you where you are.