Awww my US region Xbox 360 still has the store tabs. I’m gonna have to update it and crush its dreams :(

IT’S STAR WARS DAY SO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

Nothing in London & the Southeast, that’s wild

I should trim my bush(es)

Apps look better when they follow the operating system’s native design language. Even now. And yet weirdly, the only non-Apple app on my phone that uses the iPhone’s design language? Mastodon. Everything else uses some weird custom flat design bollocks.

They could pretty much just do a big update for Ultimate and it would be fine. There’s really no going up from here

I think my most capital C Conservative position is that 'edtech' is almost always an expensive con that distracts us from what we know works best in education and that there really is absolutely no harm in a classroom looking broadly the same as it did 20 years ago most of the time.

Yearly rewatch of The Last of Us Episode 3, time for tears

i love seeing people try to sell $2 bills as rare items. you can get one at any bank for just $2

Master Chief Collection regularly goes on sale for £10

What the fuck is happening with Great British Railway, feels like they made a big commotion about the re-nationalisation of the railways and yet they're all still branded, expensive, and shit

I kinda want to take a coach trip somewhere

There’s a lot of people out tonight with digital cameras, like Sony Cybershots. What’s up with that

I’m so bored of heterosexualssssss

I feel like a club where boys have to bring a girl with them to keep genders balanced is against some kind of rule

15 years ago today, Kate and William killed Osama Bin Laden at their wedding.

America needs a Ryanair or an Easyjet now

Bring back the ancient knowledge

the men in That Don’t Impress Me Much weren’t doing it for you, Shania. They were doing it to impress other men. It’s not always about you

I do kinda want more brands on Bluesky, but specifically mobile providers so I can yell at them about their shitty coverage

Found a lifetime license of Office 2024 and I forgot how good non-subscription software can be. You don't need to sign in to use this. It defaults to saving files on your computer. You can delete OneDrive entirely.

put cocaine back in coca-cola you fucking cowards

good morning

POV: you're inside my pantry and i'm looking for a snack

I wish my hand would hurry up and heal because engaging in M-rated activities is hard mode at the moment

The South needs HELP, not abandonment.

okay?

An Apple Vision Pro would be nice for the simple luxury of using a computer while lying down, but it’s not £3000 kinda nice

Why do I still get starstruck so bad

All the Xbox news lately is like "new CEO says Xbox is in the gaming business" and then people go "wow things have really changed"

Watching an interview/song breakdown with Don Broco

The origin of the “zombie” mythos was the horror of the idea that even death would not free you from having your body and your labor exploited:

Gregg's lady handed over my sausage roll with a "here ya go darlin" and I could feel my HP being restored. They are the backbone of Britain

damn right!

Got called a “fine young man” by the Gregg’s lady so today is alright so far

When I say something like this, I will deliver

Burger King got rid of regular cheeseburgers again and I’m pissed off

If someone sends me a voice note

What the fuck is Woot

found a whole operation of unmanned youtube channels making completely unchecked long form slop videos where the ai voice simulacra regularly trips up & does this for a full ten minutes every time. all the very legit comments are like "NO! THATS NOT TRUE! YOU LIE HE DID NOT" & never acknowledge it.

Okay I like the palette house

Facebook never fails to show me the most “how are you still alive” people possible

now this is what a cd player looks like. cheap plastic piece of shit, awful tinny earbud mics, and two AA batteries, god's own disposable battery format

Waiting for people to leave the office so I can also leave the office (I showed up late)

Ed Balls