I take far too long to drink coffee 🤣

One of the local Facebook groups was kicking off this morning over a roofer gone rouge, and after scrolling and enjoying the drama I’m now getting ads for roofers. Do I need a new roof? 😒

what a long day 😒

what a long day 😒

See what I did here is get a normal takeaway pizza and then I added pineapple as extra toppping

front or back?

ever do a morning stretch so hard it feels good but you also hurt yourself a little 🤣

wfh fit

corse its freezing fucking cold on the day I’ve booked only outdoor work 😭

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I’d be a terrible influencer or YouTube personality. I literally have nothing to say about anything.

smiled for once don’t tell anyone

my favourite thing is when you follow someone on insta and about 15 min later their boyfriend/hubby follows you 😈😈 I see you

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being real - new iOS glass shit is ugly af

taking all my vitamins and supplements like a good boy except why do they always taste so bad 😭

people always ask me if I have a wife and kids and every time I just laugh and idk if that’s the correct answer or not because I get some right dirty looks

gail force winds and curly hair do not go hand in hand 🥲

why do I do this to myself it’s far too early 😭 nobody needs to wake up at half 5

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my son x

spending my Friday night batch cooking 🤣

when I garden and the cat comes and chills with me like a little alien man in a tiny costume 🍃

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I’ve not even had time for a wank this week what the fuck

every muscle in my body hurts after this week - send butt rubs pls x

Normalize not having a take

anyone else show their cat reels if there’s a cat in it?

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working in AI is just fighting verbally with a computer until it kinda does something you want

good morning I’m exhausted and I’ve got two full days of install ahead of me ahhh (someone wealthy donate me a months wage and a free holiday and I’ll get my bum out for u x)

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I support LGBT A good lie in, gaming, breakfast in bed, tickling my hole

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who’s dick do I have to suck for 3 weeks somewhere hot all paid? 😭

did anyone else nearly shit their pants with this alert crap 😭 jumped out me bloody skin

I wonder how many men are still wearing my old jocks and stuff 🥲

300m of cable, HF radio, solar panel. The rest can be foraged or built from the islands stock.

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fucking hell these are getting deep. usually I’ll just call them a cunt or something then spit on their hole x

yes I do I’m a very cuddly human x

Nether. I hate mornings. I hate being up late. I’m a sleepy eepy boy x