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being silly

being silly

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eyebags for days, someone get me a 4 week holiday all expenses paid x

you wouldn't be be first ha

full service? Oil and filters yeah? I think my gear oil is due too.

my old hips aint up to that rn im extremely tired from xmas shenanigans

I actually got a 10KG bag of rice and i really like it

boxing day shopping (we ran out of loo roll 👁️👁️)

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before vs after trifle

a strong coffee solves nearly everything imo

sunday funday, gisa kiss lad! x

supermarkets are dead today btw so go do your shopping asap

legit nothing better than a frijj milkshake (banana obvsies)

ITV after being created in 1955:

ive smoked, vaped and everything in between but i still never understand cigars. "Please can i have one bad breath please waiter, yes your stinkiest 🙏 "

sunday funday, gisa kiss lad! x

I usually do all my xmas shopping way in advance but alas, i will be shopping today for the last bits and food (cba send help)

trying to keep warm, bring on friday 🤣

1 rt and ill top oomf

best ass pic of the year imo

chill day 😎

always forget to use this damn app

managed to avoid the crowds whilst xmas shopping today 😆 mid week win

every time i buy clothes on vinted i have instant regret until theyve been washed ironed and no longer smell of someone else 😭😭😭

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going xmas shopping 🥰

going xmas shopping 🥰

had the sides lopped off ✂️✂️

Made pizzas

my bestie was hit by a van last week and has been in hospital so ive put her together loads of frozen meals she can heat up for the next three weeks 🥰

happy sunday im gunna go see wicked at the cinema

me and my son

me and my son

dude i got so cold today i havent warmed up yet 🫠

defrosting my truck ahead of time because im an adult who doesnt need to panic and rush later 🤣

making chilli at 3pm because i aint eating till late and im already starving

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a slightly more chilled day today 😇

I’d love to say cherries and berries but honestly probably farts 😭 no I jk idk nothing I guess? standard hole smell 👃