Afternoon

spent the entire day working on the project van ive introduced into my life because i clearly needed more things to do

Beautiful day for an install 🫣🫡

absolutely exhausted but at least its sunny today

the last few days wordle has been really mean

absolutely exhausted but at least its sunny today

good afternoon i dont want to go to work

If someone sends me a voice note

do i get myself a takeaway? if yes who is sending me a just eat voucher 😅 (pic to convince you because of the sadness in my eyes)

cheeky lunch trip to tesco

does anyone else eat these fully raw from the fridge or just me (ik you're supposed to cook it but ive been eating them like this since i was like 5)

The leftover lamb is now pasta dumplings 🥟

yesterdays lamb and lemon potatoes. I also did a garlic and herb sauce and some quick flat breads to go with

If someone sends me a voice note

going to a cowboy wedding next year so now i need a wrangler outfit

hola 👄

went back inside because my skin is already peeling from two nice days 😬

Bored x

where to a join these schemes where i am an overpaid ceo of a medical something and i dont do anything

being self employed is the most annoying vibe - i dont wanna go to work but also my only employee is acting up and doesnt want to work (me)

can we all just agree that WhatsApp isn't a social media platform and it doesn't need stories 👄

its always 420 friendly and never 420 unfriendly - i wanna get spaced and fight u

visualisation of me judging you based on your background in your nudes (yes i noticed your bedrooms a mess, and you got a collection of mugs on the side)

what if we genetically engineered melons to be smaller so we could just have little ones in our pockets and stuff

If bsky app logs me out once more im just deleting it 😬 i think we all have to admit it, its the end of quick 180 char statuses, whether its X, Bsky or whatever else - its dead

Hear me out: tuna carbonara.

Imagine how many little bugs get into your ear holes at night when your asleep :o

Something something cock balls penis hole etc

what the fuck is wrong with drivers in Manchester today omg

shortest legs in the game i swear

whenever i cant be arsed with someone i only text them back at 6am, every day, then ignore it the rest of the day 😭

did anyone else know easter eggs are like 1000 calories

Go on lets see your twink era! Heres mine 😭 idk what this chav-alt mashup was 😬

swear i keep trying to use this damn app but also if you wanna follow me day to day then insta below 👇 www.instagram.com/_ljo_1?igsh=...

gm

Drank for the first time in absolutely ages and the 2 days hangover is hanging hard

here's a picture of me just before the clocks went back (absolutely trashed)

Do i (a) clean the house or (b) watch adventure time?

I made too many

Made snaccs

good morning

daylight savings? more like fucking up my sleep pattern that ive literally just got right 🥰🥰

It has fabulous selfie potential

if ur in my car then ur listening to me sing post modern jukebox revisions of popular songs and nothing else im sorry (also theres no snacks)

How late can i leave the house to my late job that i booked in already late 🤣

I wanna try post more here so other than my fat c*ck what do u boys want to see

lets bring netbooks back