Behold my latest invention: The Flat Fuck Pizza delivery bot. It has two clamps to hold the box, and an arm on top to hold the lid shut. Dominos please hire me

Setting up a megafactory for Satisfactory's hardest achievement and following along with Satisfactory Calculator while gradually disabling alternate recipes that aren't actually useful or practical and seeing the whole recipe recalculate itself when I do

Going through World properly for the first time since 2018 is gonna make me completely rewrite the Monster Hunter page on my website.

Doing something bold and starting Monster Hunter World over from the beginning. I think I've mentioned how much I hate the Defender gear but gods I had no idea how much the game tries to push you to use it. New characters have it set by default and it even has a pop-up encouraging you to keep it.

A Silent Hill mod that removes the tank controls is a little weird considering Silent Hill 2 tried that and it wasn't much of an improvement.

Man I woke up at the right time. This has gotta be GDQ's single biggest fuckup to date. On-par with Dropout doing a crossover with a sponsored cop show.

LRP There's a romhack for FFVII that backports the modern PC translation onto a PS1 ROM with some additional text touchups, but for some reason it also uncaps the damage and patches the item duplication bug that Square has left intact in every single official re-release. It drove me insane.

hate to sound like a reactionary but i am kinda getting increasingly frustrated with fan translations that genuinely just change how the game functions because... qol?... reasons i guess?? what even is this man. i just want to play the game

Catching up on SGDQ and the Dragon Quest XI speedrun is being done by a latex cosplayer. How dare SGDQ put my two favorite things on one screen.

Recording some voiceover as an experiment but I can't find the plastic stand my Blue Snowball came with so I gotta hold it like Yorick's skull in Hamlet

I got no judgement for food delivery, but how the hell do people have the foresight to schedule it days or weeks in advance? I don't even know what I want to eat today, let alone a month from now.

Putting Harry Potter on the Plex server so my family watches it there instead of a service where Joanne gets paid per stream, like giving away condoms so no one gets teen pregnant. I can't stop them watching it, but I can make sure they watch it responsibly.

Folks, every once in a while, open up your mouse and do a deep clean of the scroll wheel with a needle & tweezers. Hair, built-up grease, makes a hell of a difference once it's all out.

Would you still love me if I created a time loop where I kidnap you & get sent back in time to gather power from four elemental fiends and do it all again 2000 years later?

I beat FF1 on NES but Bsky isn't letting me upload images tonight so they'll have to wait till tomorrow

Gods the final dungeon in FF1 is so resource draining I can barely even get through half of it before running out of heals. I have all the best equipment and approaching level 30 but keep having to back out to restock everything. And the goddamn minibosses respawn every time you leave.

Reminder that you don't have to care about a story to enjoy a video game, no matter how front & center the story tries to be. There's no such thing as a wrong way to play, and anyone who insists otherwise doesn't belong in the community. Play games however you want. Fuck the intent.

Y'know when I started a serious run of Final Fantasy 1 on original hardware, I was worried it'd tarnish my stance on it being the best 8-bit RPG, but so far it's only been further enforced. FF1 on NES rules.

How to make mousse Step 1: Make French Silk pie filling Step 2: Put it in a bowl

Ah hell I didn't know Mike Z was working on the Avatar fighting game. I was interested in trying it too.

It's both fascinating and frustrating that people can recognize liking different things but simply cannot wrap their head around people liking the same thing for different reasons

Republican party announces their plan for Mitch McConnell

Slayed my first solo spire

I love how they expanded on the story in this game.

Polyamory is inherently androgynous.

Keeping a walking stick by the TV so I can hit the NES reset button without getting up

Gods I still have my Twitter page open for theoretical archival & keeping track of things I've said in the past but their search is so fucking unusable I can't even use it for that. Back up everything.

Guilty Gyaru

Doctors say beating an NES game on original hardware is good for the soul

Found out a couple days ago that pants sizes are apparently a lie. I measured myself to 49", ordered a size 48, and they came too big. Turns out I'm actually a 42. I'm still kind of annoyed by this

*checking the tire pressure on my bike* Yeah, these could probably use some Dig Duggery

Did a deep clean of my keyboard, soap & water and all, and blow-dried my keys with an air compressor. Now my fingers hurt.

Reposting because of the sony news

Did a food challenge. Won a shirt

NoPayStation, google it. There is literally no moral or ethical reason not to rinse Sony at this point, they don't want your money so you're actually doing them a favour. NoPayStation, Rusty, RPCS3 and you're laughing.

Last night I spotted a typo in a page on my website but I was in bed so I put it off for today and now I can't find the fucking typo.

What do we call it when all the music you like is really hard to play in rhythm games

The one thing the PS5 had going for it was being the only console with discs that worked offline and they fumbled it

This month will be the 25th anniversary of Final Fantasy X. To avoid ruining the day itself (19th) I'm gonna get my hot take out of the way now and say FFX's story is borderline nonsense & really hard to take seriously. Great game overall, but no idea how people call it the last "good" FF story.

Call me the Gran Turismo pit crew the way I provide Les Mans aid

Fashion

I wanna revisit Monster Hunter World but I wanna play the version before you were expected to blitz through low & high rank on overpowered vendor gear and no one was using plugins to see monster health & info you're not supposed to see

A car crash gimmick account is begging me for photos. There's a kink for everyone I guess.

why tf is there a bible verse in this video about a VR emulator app

Witnessed an honest to God car crash for what I believe to be the first time. Dude was tailgating another car, hit its bumper, and swerved directly into the grocery store I was walking to. Whole car straight into the store. I am fine. The car didn't hit anyone.