I know I'm the guy who, every time a remaster comes out, has to tap the sign that remasters exist to make games function on modern hardware, and anything else is extra to just making the game work. But goddamn that Deus Ex remaster looks butt-ugly.

Immaculate VHS find

Bayonetta & Millia Rage get in a fight and spend the next three hours brushing their hair to get untangled from each other

Did some cleanup on the media server and freed up NINE TERABYTES of storage. Time to get irresponsible with drive space all over again.

You ever have a pitcher of something, you think "oh yeah that's enough for one more glass" but it's actually way more than that so you keep sipping & pouring until eventually you just spill all over your floor?

Cutting Edge: Roots of Mutation is a cool-ass game but every line of dialogue has an annoying hitch between sentences & makes it really hard to follow. I have text turned up to instant and it still hitches between sentences.

Been itching for a high-player-volume shooter of some kind (20+ players a match) and I'm thinkin when I get paid I'm gonna try Foxhole.

Valve please make a 64 bit version of Steam I cannot keep living with its instability & slow loading

I dunno why but I'm looking at PS2 slims

A Netrunner jacks into an unfamiliar network. The architecture within is a starry expanse, asteroids floating about. He appears to be piloting a spaceship. In the distance, he hears a startling voice "BEWARE. I LIVE."

Been replaying FF7 and want to grind gil for HP+ materia but the game won't let me leave Cosmo Canyon until I advance the plot

There is a surprising number of people who don't mind the ending sequence of Alien Romulus, despite it having the tone & placement of a Disney intern's creepypasta.

I should be asleep but instead I'm figuring out if a shotgun in Cyberpunk RED is better than a melee weapon at close range

Gotta let go of the mindset that I can't replay something just because I beat it last year; or even this year. Must reclaim the mental fortitude to replay things.

Deer are an underrated fursona

I added all the 360 era CoDs from MW1 to BO2 to my 360 since it felt wrong to have an Xbox without Call of Duty and goddamn these games are terrible. Railroaded objectives, infinitely respawning enemies, weak-ass guns, they should call it Call of Dogshit instead.

>Want to play Call of Duty on Xbox >ISO doesn't play from drive >Have to convert it to GOD format "ISO to GOD, ISO to GOD, play my brand new game called COD!"

Holy shit I just found out I can hit middle mouse on Firefox's empty tab space to open a new blank tab. I don't have to click the button!

You ever play a game series where every new entry is so much better than the last that you don't want to go back & play the old one? Then suddenly you get an entry that sucks and it breaks you out of the mindset so you can finally go back & appreciate the ones before?

In direct competition with South Dakote (SD) North Dakota should be renamed to High Dakota (HD)

TV died today. Fortunately Strong Bad emails prepared me for this

EVERYONE STOP cheese wheel of cheeses

I keep having recurring dreams where I take showers in places with better showers than mine

So far playing WoW Legion on a solo server has given me one adverse side effect to playing solo: Mutanus the Devourer can cast sleep, and getting slept when you're alone in a party resets his aggro & gets all his HP back. If you're not a paladin or undead I'm not sure the fight is winnable

Hail to the King is the only good Avenged Sevenfold song, mostly because it doesn't sound like the rest of Avenged Sevenfold

Poked around WoW private servers again and found one I may actually settle into: Hellgarve. It's a singleplayer server, but instead of using bots it just gives you buffs to solo every bit of content in the game. It also lets you adjust the buffs to make it as easy or hard as you want!

Octopath Traveler has such a good soundtrack I wish it was a better game

Someday Borderlands will have an entry that doesn't have some kind of controversy attached. Today is not that day.

Super tempted to make bad financial decisions & get all the Metroid amiibo. Especially since I have the two really expensive ones already.

Incredibly brave of Capcom to announce a Monster Hunter Stories game in a Nintendo Direct so soon after their patent filing.

Nintendo pls give me a Zero Suit mode for Prime 4 specifically for Samus on this sick-ass bike.

Dragon Quest VII remake???

Whoever at Nintendo thought Miis should have text-to-speech voices should be fired

ARPG where your skills are limited by how many weapons you can hold in two hands but every dungeon you complete gives you an extra set of arms.

I need to know what's in the hole of the 9/11 memorial. They gotta be hiding something down there

Windows update broke the DNS on my media server and now I gotta rename all my file paths AAAAAAAAAAA

I was gonna say Charlie Kirk was one of the shittiest people of our time but my phone autocorrected to shortest. Yeah that too.

Dude in Kaiji falls & gets hit with a pole between his legs and barely flinches. Further enforcing that the men in this world don't have genitals.

Addendum: If you tell anyone to "play a different game" you have to actually let them play other games. Telling someone to "play something else" forefits all right to express opinions on the games they choose to play instead. Better yet, just stop telling people to play other games.

We need to pass a law stating a phone can't be thinner than the camera lens because this bullshit really needs to stop

Tried out the MSX port of FF1. It's *almost* the best version of the game, with touched up graphics and a sick MIDI soundtrack But the performance. Good gods, it runs at 6FPS outside combat & menus, and because it's a floppy game every transition has a load time.

I wish my legs didn't have hair so they wouldn't itch so bad when I take my socks off But I also hate shaving I'm cursed to suffer

Lord forgive me I reinstalled TCG Card Shop Simulator

Periodically I've had to take the shell off my mouse and pick at the mousewheel to get rid of hair & gross bits so it'll scroll properly. Reaching a point where I'm wondering if it's even worth it to screw back together. The mouse works fine without the screws and I'll have to open it again anyway.

Got recommended a cool video testing the accuracy of Nintendo's official emulators using a test ROM. Out of curiosity I downloaded the ROM and ran it on original hardware with a flashcart. Apparently even original hardware isn't 100%

The most obnoxious thing about Kingdom Hearts is how virtually every side-game is clearly intended to be non-canon but they decided to canonize them anyway.

Fear the Old Blood 🩸🧠👁️

There's gotta be some lit analysis essay talking about how each character's nose in Kaiji is reflective of their personality or something