Snatcher's got some cool vibes but it's also some premium 80s adventure game design. Definitely wanna keep a walkthrough on-hand to get through this one.

Trying out Snatcher and incredibly disappointed there are no Genesis emulators with light gun support. Guess I'm playing without the Konami Justifier.

Wanted to try Elden Ring Reforged's 2.0 update but sadly it is unplayable. Painful stuttering in-game and trying to use DLLs to fix it just tanks the frames before you even get in-game. It even forced my Windows Explorer to restart a couple times.

The world needs more Skyrim RPGs

Man I was just thinking about potential VR headset replacements and Valve are goddamn mind readers. I got other things to buy first but I'm watching you, Steam Frame.

Ah hell Enhance came for the Puyo Puyo fans. Now I gotta play this.

My futile Amazon boycott has been to order things off Ebay since they carry most of the same inventory and a lot of it is second-hand. Today I found out a package I ordered on Ebay is being shipped through Amazon delivery services. I can't escape.

I don't think I've ever played an RPG with level design as immaculate as Scarmonde. Game uses shortcuts as exploration rewards instead of progression rewards. Fuckin rules.

Rearranging hotbars in XIV and discovered Superbolide no longer brings HP down to 1. Now it just brings you down to half your max HP. I even brought my HP below 50% to see what happens and it's just an invincibility spell. The job reworks in 8.0 better be good

Y'know, the neighborhoods & wards of XIV are commonly cited as a tradeoff to limited housing, but being real, how many people actually explore the wards surrounding them? Any time I'm doing housing stuff I'm always laser-focused on my house exclusively.

she smol

Goddamn I'm hot

Tasted some raw MSG out of curiosity and y'all I was NOT expecting it to taste like straight-up meat. Literally just meat salt.

Article! I beat Blade & Sorcery and wanted to get some thoughts out. This one's super short and wasn't gonna be an article, but I felt compelled to share it on my more public platform

Date a girl worth posting bail for

Fussing with subtitles trying to watch the new Frankenstein movie and as soon as I enable a feature to see if it works everyone starts speaking English

It's really weird to say this but man it's refreshing to play an actual RPG made in RPGMaker

I have cleansed the world

Twitter suspended me so now y'all gotta do this. Rules are rules.

Huh, both my Twitter accounts got suspended for "inauthentic behavior." Guess I'm stuck here now.

Gave a poke at Scarmonde and it gives a really great first impression! I've been replaying Chrono Trigger so I dunno if I'll get super deep into it at this second, but I absolutely want to see it to the end.

Recession indicator: YouTube is recommending me videos on how to make cheap emulation machines

Still need more baseball? We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.

Travesty: My Genesis flashcart can't play Sega CD games

The DVD (1996) is now as old as the original 8-inch floppy disk (1967) was when the DVD came out.

Sexually open minotaur. Call that pan's labyrinth

The data collectors in my streaming device watching me delete every channel except for Plex

Halloween but don't have any candy? Put some powered sugar in a bunch of gram bags!

Set up the VR headset for Blade & Sorcery and getting immediately reminded of why I didn't keep playing it last year. I cannot believe they spent so much effort on world building & lore notes in dungeons just for the entire game to be procgen with no persistency.

Man, I was gonna give high praise to Powerwash Simulator 2, but one of the missions has a scissor lift on a dirty floor, and the lift is bugged so you can't pick up & move it. The mission is still doable, but really obnoxious since you have to blindly spray under it. Wait for a patch before buying

Getting a better grasp on Pathfinder 2e. I can read the rulebook without my brain playing the AOL startup sound and managed to do some solo combat with the system. I was worried it'd be too crunchy for soloplay but so far it's been alright.

...wow, my monitor is longer than iRuler

A GOG installer on a USB stick is worth more than a $100 game.

ngl I don't think I've had a single VPN subscription last long enough for me to pay for a second round. Something always either fucks up or gives me incentive to switch before I'm done with the VPN I have.

New fan patch for Guitar Hero 3 on PC dropped and got reminded of how much I hate Guitar Hero's charting. Great setlist but I will take the Rock Band charts any day.

Upgraded to Windows 11 and begrudgingly taking Photoshop with me like an abusive but disabled grandparent.

Chat in Sastasha >Remember kids, the captain likes his seas blue >Just like his women? >Nah, gotta play the Blizzard MMO for that

Hurt my arm gposing. Good sign that I really am back in FFXIV.

FFTactics has such a good soundtrack I wish it was a better game

Lost my Cyberpunk solo game in the move to Windows 11. Started drafting up a new one, and... I made two characters with identical base stats, on two completely different roles, because they're literally useless in combat without it. I don't think I can keep running this system.

Tried the demo for Powerwash Simulator 2, a game I was already going to buy, and I've become even more sold on it just by soap being a more useful tool. It's not finite anymore and its use as a primer to rinse off is a lot more clear.

Attempted a real beef bowl. Was going off memory from a picture recipe but didn't have it on hand so I just kinda wung it. Tastes alright. Probably better if you follow the instructions

Girl are you Limewire? Because I wanna get peer to peer with you

I got rollerblade wheels for my desk chair and decided to scrub the floor clean of my old ring of shame. But now the space around my desk smells like concrete.

Does ACAB include Sting?

I knew this day would come. Not just upgrading to Windows 11 But needing to format my C:/ drive in the process. It's been bursting at the seams for years now, but needing to disable CSM finally pushed it over the edge.

Got some IT friends telling me I really truly need to stop using Windows 10 even with ESU updates. I've been putting off since it wants me to make BIOS changes, but I finally bit the bullet and turns out my motherboard just flat-out doesn't support the security requirements. Chat am I cooked