Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Except for that guy in the park who thinks he’s Napoleon. He’s fighting the Battle of Trafalgar. But mostly you don’t know.

me and my friends will kill talking gmail with hammers, i can tell you that much

Can't imagine the 2 person game Miles & Collier will put on when Phee returns. It'll be Stockton/Malone but with likeable people.

Trump Unwittingly Breaks Chinese Taboo Against Napping Facedown In Soup Bowl

Thinking about my extremely foreign dad who never really picked up English and back when telemarketers used to call he would yell "I'm not interesting!" and hang up

Happy Mother's Day

Look. Look. Look. We'll be FINE #TIMBERWOLVES

Trumps got a Hormuz Imbalance.

Trump threatened to nuke Iran during the same press event where he called a woman reporter "baby" and a "bitch" and we'll all just supposed to continue on tomorrow as though any of this insanity is normal or acceptable

Donte and Tim Connelly side by side, nervously watching the final couple of minutes together, was pretty cool, too. #Timberwolves

JADEN MCDANIELS !!!

Supreme Court Overturns ‘Right v. Wrong’ https://theonion.com/supreme-court-overturns-right-v-wrong-1819573211/

AYYOOOOOOOOOO

Remember when you called the whole Denver roster bad defenders and listed them off by name and then had a double-double while also defending Jamal Murray and finished the game with a dunk over Nikola Jokic the next game?

LET'S GO WOLVES !!!!

Ashamed Meta Employee Just Tells Everyone He Works As Guard In Private Prison For Disabled Children https://theonion.com/ashamed-meta-employee-just-tells-everyone-he-works-as-g-1851012454/

Back to the simple natural order of things…….. not human arrogance based on destruction of our water,air, environment for profit…… for the 1%

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

Sunshine boy.

In the same manifesto, Palantir's owners argued that we need a national military draft, that soft power is over, and that we were too hard on Germany and Japan after World War II. I don't think that company should be allowed to exist anymore.

On the right is someone NFL doctors say is 6’3, 230 lbs with 5% body fat On the left is someone White House doctors say is 6’3, 224 lbs with 4.8% body fat If the White House is THAT dishonest about something so clear, why should we believe anything they say about anything?

GOOD BOOOYYYYYYYYYYY

Man Torn Over Which Shirt Worthy Of Wooden Hanger https://theonion.com/man-torn-over-which-shirt-worthy-of-wooden-hanger/

There is no evidence of Hamas raping civilians on October 7 or after; there is substantial evidence of Israeli raping Palestinian prisoners, however, including with dogs, and then the Israeli people rioted FOR the right to continually raping Palestinian prisoners

Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/

PM Sanchez with all the great lines: “Spain will not applaud those who set the world on fire just because they turn up with a bucket.”

may this define her for the rest of her life. she was willing to stoop this low and still got fired. girl, bye.

Israel now occupies more of Lebanon than Russia occupies of Ukraine. But of course that's a 'good' invasion. So there is silence.

Rising Conservative Star Just Guy Wearing Nazi Armband And Crying https://theonion.com/rising-conservative-star-just-guy-wearing-nazi-armband-1849855062/

Might be the greatest opening paragraph of anything ever.

“I AM PLEASED TO REPORT THAT OVER THE LAST TWO DAYS AN ANGEL HAS VISITED ME IN MY SLEEP AND I HAVE HAD VERY GOOD AND PRODUCTIVE SEX WITH IT,” read the lengthy, all-caps post

yeah im bummed about sora. bummed i sora bunch of stupid fake videos

NOTHING. OpenAI bought NO RAM. EVER. This was an entirely "letter of intent" based story that nobody bothered to actually read up on. An embarrassment to journalism that it spread this far

ALWAYS AND FOREVER

I talk to people outside.

no, it's gonna be huge. it's extremely violent. no, not monsters, turtles. they do karate and can talk. no they're human sized. their boss is a rat. yeah total nightmare stuff. grotesque is what it is. no we're gonna make it a kid's show. sat mornings yeah. yes the talking brain will still be in it.

NAZ REID #Timberwolves

Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started

Trump Suffers Setback Unrelated To Child Rape

I'd say he's sweating now

Sorry to get radical but I don’t think it’s my job or yours to embrace, accept, understand - and certainly not to use - the thing being sold to us as AI. I don’t like any part of it, so I won’t. I’m missing out? Good, that’s what I want. You’re worried about me missing out? That’s fuckin weird, man.

The constant condescension about ai is another aspect of it that makes me hate it more. The assumption is you can only be against it because you don't understand it like I do. No man. I don't like voluntarily making every human enterprise dependent on a tech run by a tiny group of financial maniacs

The AI bubble RAM crisis is caused for non-existent problems by non-existent money for a non-existent infrastructure to meet non-existent demand to make non-existent business and will utterly destroy real business based on real demand and real infrastructure built with real money for real problems.

Just made myself laugh imagining a Hobbit-themed burlesque performance by a dancer named Lorta DaRingz.

ICE using the same ruse that Ted Bundy used to kidnap people should tell you something.