Einstein on hearing Melania was the recipient of an Einstein Visa:

Someone checked its blowhole for a golf ball

It's crazy, and I never bought it, but remember just like 3 years ago people were talking about if Devin Booker was the best SG in the game.

Meanwhile, in Canada

Naz Reid on finding rhythm through pain: "Whatever I'm dealing with now, just saying F it and just keep going. It's gonna keep hurting, whatever the case may be, just keep going. I think that's kind of also what helped put myself in situations. Just saying F it and just hooping.

I'm sure they mean in your conversations, but not bad advice for life in general.

Sorry, I wasn't listening. What does this mean?

[stole from r/timberwolves]

The guy who doesn’t play in 4th quarters gets clutch player, go figure

The Tony Brothers call on Jaden McDaniels still irks me. I think before they go to review the challenge, the referee should announce exactly what the call was. If it was a foul, announce what parts of the body were involved. Cuz I know he realized he was wrong & looked for anything to save face.

Too soon, @yahoosports.bsky.social It's Wolves playoff time

I would say he's all out of fucks to give, but let's be honest, he never had any

Kids getting routinely mass murdered... Crickets Putting kids in cages... Crickets Preschools getting tear gassed... Crickets Kids sexually trafficked by a herd of demonic 1%ers... Crickets A war that raises gas prices... Is this guy a problem? As we always knew, they have never been pro life.

I don't know what Chris Finch said or did last night between the 1st & 2nd quarter, but I hope it sticks with them far past just last night's game. They've had proof of concept a dozen times this year that playing fast & attacking the rim is their best basketball. Can they finally make it a pattern?

apnews.com/article/jade... McDaniels calls Nuggets 'all bad defenders' after Timberwolves rally to win Game 2

The called this a foul by the way. Imagine how much Anthony Edwards would go to the line if this was a foul lol

Well, that was nuckin futs

extremely dangerous “foot to knee contact” here from mcdaniels

I have officially lost ALL respect for Jokic.

The amount of times Rudy Gobert just doesn't put his hand up in the air when someone tries to shoot a layup is quite infuriating.

Can't believe I have to pull this one out in a playoff game

Jokic can just forearm shiver Naz Reid with no repercussions from the refs. That's nice for him, I guess.

Randle bodies up Jokic. Foul Braun does the exact same thing to Jaden. Nothing

@bencollins.bsky.social, did you buy Huffpost too?

This 2nd quarter is a cure all tonic for my shitty day

Why waste a challenge on that? It doesn't change possession & is only Murray's 1st foul.

These refs are fuckin lost

Ok, really waiting for that "Chris Finch Offensive Genius" lever to be pulled. For half a decade now.

Wolves were not ready to play tonight. Not a good look after the "meh"iest 49 win season ever & playing like shit in game 1.

Once again, the Wolves standing around on offense

Do you think anyone on the Timberwolves coaching staff has told Julius Randle over the last 48 hours that no one on Denver, outside of probably Aaron Gordon, can guard him if he just bullies his way to a layup? Would he listen? Will he ever learn he's not a stretch 4?

Goodbye & good riddance, Tim Apple

I'm a single issue voter "No NBA playoff games should start later than 8:30pm CST"

In a nutshell. 😊

If Chris Finch is coaching, I'll put my money on DNP every night & win more than I lose.

Not too worried about this game except it's a limited game series. Wolves in the afternoon always suck. Wolves are slow starters & a week break wasn't gonna get their best. Refs had predictably shitty major calls. But why only 5 Bones minutes?

There's a good horse cock joke in there somewhere

Can we get a Bones/Ayo/TJ unit out there and just run?

I saw that McDaniels stupidity coming a mile away. He needs to be smarter. He should be a vet leader.

Wolves need to pick up the pace.

Not dominating all these minutes without Jokic & Gordon on the floor is going to come back to haunt the Wolves I fear.

Gobert is taking this game personally. I LOVE IT