Best Star Trek crew. Wrong answers only.

Is there anyone with a lick of sense left in the White House?

60 Free Film Noir Movies. For your late night binging pleasure ...

Screamin' kids in the soft play Coffee tastes like watered clay Feels like we've been here all day Got the bank holiday motorway services blues *harmonica blast*

Bondi beached

This seems like a solid foundation for the future of civil society, law, medicine, education, journalism...

Among Trump's heaped accomplishments is the obsolesence of April Fools.

There she was Just a walkin' down the street Singin' I fought the law And the law won

Sitting by the front entrance of the Basilica of Notre-Dame de Fourvière listening to the hushed wows as people walk in and look up

Glen Baxter has died. His drawings of cowboy art critics and wimples were an absurdist joy. RIP

Oxygen is a hell of a drug

The Chartreuse from Les Bruyeres and the oxygen is hitting me like a brick

Pick of this week's cinema and television is Werner Herzog's nature quest doc Ghost Elephant on Disney+, another of the master's studies in obsession, this time with enormous, mythical elephants. www.businesspost.ie/life-luxury/...

Sat on my glasses like a dope. Heading away tomorrow for a week of squinting at street signs and having people read menus to me and stepping out on front of cars

I'll be taking a look at the week's new cinema with @rickoshea.bsky.social on RTE Radio 1's Arena in a few minutes, including tiger kidnapping thriller No Ordinary Heist and Raoul Peck's Orwell 2+2=5. Do tune in!

Fuck it anyway

Gulp!

We win the penalties. Believe.

Have stepped out for some air. Cannot watch.

Czech Over

Finally a yellow

Well fuck it anyway

What a save

Foul on Seamus and a kick in the head. No whistle

How many fouls for the Czech fella, you know the one, before a yellow?

Motheragod!

Jesus tonight!

Come on you boys in green #coybig

Queen Elizabeth II bumped her full trolly against my car in the Greenhills Lidl and when I rolled the window down to say watch it missus she looked me dead in the eye and did it again, only harder. When I went to get out to inspect the damage her SAS bodyguard ran his finger across his throat.

Tired of seeing its elementary-school children struggle with online temptations, the town of Greystones in Ireland proposed a "no smart devices" code. Most everyone supported it.

I'll be back...for ze tray

Multiple Ron Moodys in The Flight of the Doves. It's him you raggedy fools! In disguise!

My first day as Chief Executive of American Tourism could have been better to be honest

Is there anything to be said for another mass killing?

A couple of handfuls of the world's richest people are literally orchestrating the collapse of the democratic public sphere, globally, and everyone else is just letting them.

Chuck Norris is dead. Here's a story about him from Jessica Simpson's autobiography, Open Book

So "Up The Ra" is banned as hate speech but "Kill All Taigs" is culture?

Watching a Patrick's Day video of a young American fella with a shock of red hair and bog-coded gawkiness telling an interviewer that his grandparents moved over because of the Irish famine in the 1990s

I am told there are a handful of tickets remaining for tonight's East Asia Film Festival screening of the 4K remaster of John Woo's The Killer, introduced by yours truly, should you be in the mood to have your life irrevocably altered (by the film, not my ramble). 8.45pm, Screen 1 at the IFI.

Realise for many of you it will be the same as saying I just discovered this awesome thing called oxygen but I am new to Mr Inbetween and now everything is Mr Inbetween

I'll be talking Oscars, Jessie, and the programme for the upcoming East Asia Film Festival with @rickoshea.bsky.social on RTE Radio 1's Arena in the next hour. Do tune in!

One Oscar After Another

Please god we don't have to hear the discourse about Jessie Buckley saying "The UK"

"Thank you for teaching us to dream". What a lovely speech.

Jessie Buckley wins

Michael A Jordan and Michael B Jordan win for Sinners.