afaik adams is currently in a hospital bed, paralyzed from aggressively metastisized prostate cancer, his window of time on this earth rapidly closing. and he's spending that time retweeting mike cernovich struggling and failing to understand the point and purpose of foreign aid

Applying to a job in 2025 is the statistical equivalent of hurling your resume into a black hole, per Business Insider. “When someone submits a résumé today, they have an abysmally low 0.4% chance of actually getting the job.”

We had congressional hearings when parents just suspected heavy metal was leading some kids to suicide.

english degree: good luck getting a job, buddy! AI can replace you coding degree: good luck getting a job, buddy! AI can replace you film degree: your deep knowledge of behind the scenes stories from Who Framed Roger Rabbit will delight and entertain coworkers in any field for decades to come

“it is illegal for you not to like me”

One of the police union issues in San Antonio was that police were having their alimony and legal fees for divorce subsidized by the city so that they "wouldn't get penalized just because they got a divorce" (as a spouse would be entitled to some portion) which was just totally absurd lol

The bloody ghost of my ancestor Lt. John Bacon, shot dead by a redcoat musket during the Battles of Lexington and Concord on April 19th, 1775, appeared at the side of my bed last night and said anyone can be American as long as they aren’t English

by this time next year ai will be capable of opening presents with your family, freeing you up to finish those spreadsheets your boss has been waiting on

instead of cutting taxes and stopping costs on the car traffic that makes Portland worse, like a Republican, how about you tax the wealthy and use the revenue for programs to help the lower class? You know, like a progressive might.

hey, it's christmas or something! here's a dump of bonus sketches i did for clients who participated in the black friday sale! #hypnokink

You've never had to apologize for being white in America, but of course, that's not really what Vance is trying to tell his rabid followers. What he's really trying to tell them is that they don't need to apologize for believing they should have it easier because they're white.

Who knew that when Trump was elected President in November of 2024 that Kentucky’s bourbon industry only had just over a year to go before being destroyed by the Canadians

Pope Leo I have the solution for you and it’s to call Whoopi Goldberg and make the third one and pay these adorable old ladies for the rights to their story, I know you saw the other two, I know you watch movies

This is what the actual "War on Christmas" looks like.

interrupting the ghost of christmas present mid-lesson to expound on the national security implications of his remote viewing abilities

One of the ways you can tell America is stronger than ever is that it’s almost Christmas and all anyone is talking about is a heavily redacted set of documents about sex monsters

rfk will not rest until your kid is dead wapo.st/4s2l2zn

the UK and the US are totalitarian states every human being deserves privacy and private communications free from outside monitoring

I love working at the Department of Justice and participating in a conspiracy to cover up the demented 80 year old president's sex crimes. I spend 18 hours a day redacting documents and there's a putrid husk where my soul used to be

this is a good reminder of how things that are shitty but have been accepted as normal and inevitable can actually turn out to be abnormal and evitable with some science, time, education and political will

it’s a genuine societal catastrophy that gambling apps report on news and can influence their audiences to spend and lose money like this

It's a whole of government effort to eradicate trans people from society. This is just the first step. They're coming for all of us.

no group of people has ever been as obsessed with childrens penises and vaginas more than the modern day republican party its very weird

NEW: For the last seven weeks, Naughty Dog has enacted mandatory overtime for staff to finish an internal demo of their next game, Intergalactic. The game won't be out until 2027, leaving some staff wondering: If they're crunching now, what will next year be like? www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

PEOPLE WHO MAKE SIMPSONS MEMES DO THEM BESPOKE AND HAND-CRAFTED AND ITS ONE OF THE INTERNET’S PROUDEST TRADITIONS

okay finally hit another one I'm super sad about, pete, how could you

These people care about nothing, believe in nothing, love nothing. They're soulless, miserable creatures who think money or power is going to fill the gnawing void within them but it never will and we're the ones who are going to pay for it.

We were dead and now we're the hottest country in the world, the first country—quite frankly the only country—where a box of breakfast cereal costs $11. We're saying Merry Christmas, and also the r-slur, and we're getting back to saying "gay" so it means "stupid" again. Grown-ups are doing it now,

Shout out to all the libs who commended MTG for standing up to Drumpf

Breaking: House Republicans pass Marjorie Taylor Greene's bill to criminalize doctors that provide gender-affirming care for trans kids. Her bill imposes jail time penalties up to 10 years. Now, it's headed to the Senate where it is not likely to advance as it would need 7 Democrats to sign on

I just want people to have healthcare, jobs, food, and a place to sleep as a bare minimum no matter their circumstances and this is treated roughly as radical as people who yearn to look at children's genitals for weird religious hang ups or creating a masked secret police by the media.

One of the most chilling images from Kubrick's The Shining. It has haunted viewers for years but few agree on what it means.

The CDC has officially ended the recommendation for all US newborns to receive hepatitis B vaccine. Since 1991, US health officials have recommended universal vaccination for infants against hepatitis B, with the first of three shots administered right after birth.

NSF is about to dismantle NCAR at Russell Vought's direction to protect the fossil fuel industry. It's hard to communicate just how much NCAR does, so let's take a look: I've never worked at NCAR, and I've worked with NCAR researchers once ever. What scientific discoveries has NCAR made possible? 👇

Joe Biden legitimately did herculean economic recovery efforts to the economy, and then he did a genocide, refused to leave, passed it to an incompetent VP, lost to Trump, who then burned it all to pieces in seven months.

force quit is a dark side ability

sure this is a freaking disaster but have you considered that steak n shake is frying in that healthy oil now and also we can say merry christmas again

absolutely no one should accept this insane aggression against venezuela. this should be roundly condemned internally and we should be sanctioned by civilized nations. i can't believe we are doing this shit again

Look man I don’t think the people being poisoned by data centers really care if you remove the generated assets before shipping, and I don’t really care if you “only” use the machine that stole my shit and convinced teens to off themselves for internal PowerPoints. Cool motive. Still bullshit tho.

Christmas hasn't been the same since i noticed Santa has the same handwriting as my wife

i doubt it means anything in the long term but i never thought there was anything he could say or do that would make the maga psychos start doing po-faced "this is not. who. we. are!!" stuff after they all gleefully cheered on the AI ghibli ICE cartoons and the airplane dumping dooky video

Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.

The Chris Chan guitar

ICE is thug scum