The White House (2028)

Cop 1 - "who the hell is that eccentric, enigmatic man?" Cop 2 - "that eccentric, enigmatic man my friend is the greatest detective in France, maybe even the world"

the forced self-censorship gibberish we all have to do on social media now is having a devastating effect on the way people communicate with each other. nobody in a healthy society is saying "unalived"

This is an international disaster. They targeted a disabled fishing boat in Colombian territorial waters and killed fishermen.

as far as just messaging goes that video is probably the most embarrassing thing any president has done on the world stage in my life and the fact that the sunday shows wont even describe it? total abdication of their responsibility

I’m so excited about this. This is a real fucking crime, not some boring-ass crypto scam run entirely from a chair.

They'll cast these rallies as "angry" but everyone there is plainly having a great time because it's fun to get together with like-minded people to engage in the oldest American tradition: telling a tyrant to eat shit

MSNBC captured the crowd from the Boston "No Kings" rally:

Head to a protest today. I can almost promise you will feel less hopeless. That's exactly what they don't want. There are more of us than there are of them.

Mr. Mamdani, what do you think of the calls to include a Vegeta balloon alongside Goku at the Thanksgiving parade? Piccolo as well

wow, okay, unfollowing now. was a huge fan of his cereal. didn’t realize he was a really scary vampire

"meet the computer you can talk to"

Woke 2 is going to be less about people getting canceled for mildly problematic ‘women be shopping’ jokes and more people being canceled for “I love Hitler, Adolf Hitler, perpetrator of the holocaust, that’s my guy” in state senate campaigns in five-six years.

You're writing this down right? Good. As I was saying my car sucked so bad my wife left me. Yes I can spell my name for you.

jd vance is currently defending this

It's going to be so funny when the "Hate America" rally, as described by the GOP, is attended by historic crowds of normies

Chigurh: what is the most you ever lost on a coin toss 17 year old mall boba stand cashier: card only

They can't say loving Hitler is bad because it means they'll lose half their staff

People who are mad about sending jobs overseas voted for this man. They believe he's going to bring the domestic manufacturing back. And his first act to make america great again was to get us in a trade war and make everything cost 3x as much and lock out importing.

The Catcher in the Rye is about a teenager struggling with the grief of losing his younger brother to cancer and it's strongly hinted that the narrator has been a victim of childhood molestation or worse and everyone who takes that story and turns it into "rich kid won't stop whining" is illiterate.

only surprising thing about the racist young republican groupchat is that jd vance wasn't in there dropping crylaugh emoji reacts

oh wow okay this company is IN TROUBLE in trouble

A man who works for the people overseeing America’s nuclear stockpile has lost his security clearance after he uploaded 187,000 pornographic images to a Department of Energy (DOE) network. Included AI-generated robot porn. www.404media.co/man-stores-a...

Sam Altman went from “AI will cure cancer" to "ChatGPT porn" in less than a month

once again, anyone in media who believed republicans were offended by Charlie Kirk jokes or whatever is either a crypto conservative or incredibly stupid www.politico.com/news/2025/10...

watching the UKs green party elect an actual unafraid leftist into leadership and see party membership double in under a month is once again endless proof that if you stand up for leftist causes and treat the electorate like adults, you’ll win people over easily

Finding out that Jared Leto kept doing his method acting shit and insisted on staying in character on the set of Tron Ares and would only answer to the name of Ares is so funny, like making a big ass douche of yourself for the third Tron movie where you play “computer program that gains feelings”

If the US can ever vomit this stupid era out we're gonna need widespread all-ages education on basic facts like when you'd see old billboards or MST3k shorts advertising the concept of hand washing or being good. Stop Using Gasoline To Wash Clothes. Springs Are Ubiquitous & Essential To Modern Life

“WHOAH! Be careful not to step in that pile of shit there!” exclaimed the man pulling his pants back up.

"mini boss" ok game "mini boss repeated 3 times" no game

You awaken in a tent, full Union General uniform. The year is 1860. You are Abner Doubleday, and you now know Baseball must not come to exist

Letitia James and James Comey have the best lawyers on earth and will almost certainly be fine. The fact that there’s a zillion stories about them and virtually none about NSPM-7 - which affects countless ordinary people - really says something about who the media writes for

renaming 'easy' to 'story' is clearly rooted in some sort of UI research showing players won't willingly change to easy when prompted and will instead hate the game but calling it 'story' alleviates that to some degree, I wonder how long that'll last cause it's clearly a tactic with a shelf life

The divide within the Republican Party is between those who think they're establishing a thousand-year reich and those who think they'll have to work with a Democratic president at some point in their career.

Chiitan has a dream. I hope that one day the term LGBT will become a thing of the past. I will continue to spread my message until we live in a world where everyone can love freely and is free from persecution and discrimination. Until then, let's all support each other🤍

(Eleanor rigby) Hannibal lecter puts on the mask so his mouth cannot eat…. People for meat

they're gonna be so mad we have a better frog

Pope Leo XIV has blasted how wealthy people live in a “bubble of comfort and luxury” while the poor suffer. In his first teaching document Thursday, Leo confirms that he is in perfect lockstep with Pope Francis on matters of social injustice.

One of the most perverse ideas on the anti-trans side is that trans people are instantly affirmed and celebrated by everyone when they come out and that acceptance is driving a social contagion. It's the ultimate form of gaslighting against our community. www.erininthemorning.com/p/pew-survey...

Imagine if health care was just something everyone had, and not a zero sum competition between "good" people and "bad" people

ICE is not only chasing down every random brown person in Chicago, they have a cameraman following them to film this for social media. Cruelty and inhumanity as content.

god damn this is brutal defector.com/taylor-swift...

I have been laughing at the embarrassing lyrics about getting canceled online and how nice sex with dicks is, but I did not consider the heart of the problem -- she's checked out and just tossing out whatever she can market. Theater releases, second albums, multiple versions.... it's just business.

Soybean Farmer: So now I've got a tariff war that's killing my market. I don't have any money from grain we're sending to other countries for USAID. I mean, I've got a compound problem. I don't know how you plan for next year because we don't know where we're at.

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