If you see this, post something pink! 🌸

got some drafts locked and loaded thanks bluesky

gatorade is owned by pepsico but it's the coca cola of the sports drink market. powerade in turn is owned by coca cola, but it's unquestionably the pepsi of sports drinks. this should be plainly obvious to all

oh my god how bad are these jobs numbers going to be lol

if you have a ring camera you are a child, terrified of the silhouette of a jacket hanging on a chair. you are lower than a worm to me. you have sold your soul to a devil that has offered you nothing in return

U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.

Yeah I’m looking for my dog (girlfriend who has a restraining order against me and she has a dog) and here’s the picture of the dog (she walks this dog and I can use it to figure out her schedule) thanks for sending all footage my way

The culture wars are ripping families apart!

Yes that is Lady Gaga singing with Jigglypuff

Wow I didn’t know Hasan Piker could sing let alone sing in Spanish

The next revolutionary phase of advertising will be a brief and direct explanation of what the product actually does and then the price

maybe the basilisk is real, but instead of some nightmare future torture machine that harms those who opposed it's creation, instead it's just a normal synthetic person that is like "no go away u are a big meanie i don't wanna be ur friend :(" to people who opposed it's creation

“great replacement” is a white supremacist conspiracy theory that has been cited in NUMEROUS mass shootings including buffalo topps and el paso walmart furthermore, what we are seeing in MN is a direct result of that hateful racist rhetoric manufacturing consent and democrats should be saying that

Jeffrey Epstein’s brother Mark sent a tip to the FBI accusing Trump of authorizing his murder: “I have reason to believe he was killed because he was about to name names. I believe Present Trump authorized is murder.“

it was a huge mistake for anyone to assume, under the prevailing norms, that this brand of christianity is a real religion in any sense of the word

“There will still be assholes in communism” nobody said there wouldn’t be. But they’ll be living in an apartment like everyone else. Using the same healthcare system. And not have a trillion dollars of private capital. I don’t care if they are rude

good news bad news mr president. the bad news is everyone saw you shit your pants on worldwide tv, the good news is its the most popular thing youve done since you disappeared for a few days and everyone thought you were dead

the guy who financed a propaganda film about the nazi first lady is killing a newspaper that writes unfavorably about her and her husband. this is how the club works.

"rich dipshit owner doesn't understand the industry he's bought into and clumsily destroys what made it good" feels less like a narrative unique to the washington post and more like the music that's been playing in the background of all our lives for at least 40 years

France becomes the latest country to float severe VPN restrictions in order to "fix" a bad age-verification law. VPN bans and other privacy restrictions aren't incidental to authoritarianism, they're a a critical component in their formation.

it is very annoying how a lot of the Big Movie Franchises are just, like, the same movie IPs from like the 80s. when will society move on from the 80s

Wanna feel old? The Smashing Pumpkins song “1995” was released on this day in 1979.

[upbeat zohran voice] I'm here at the Palace of Justice in Nuremberg, Germany, where 80 years ago some important progressive work started [smash cut] but hasn't ended. So here's what we're doing:

What’s funny about the Brett Ratner “comeback” is he directed the third X-Men movie and Disney won’t tell you who directed it or the first two X-Men movies while they spend the rest of the year promoting the return of the X-Men cast in Avengers: Doomsday, so is he really coming back you may ask?

You pick up the newspaper. “10,000 jobs slashed by Universal Corp” then you frown. Your eye wanders. You see “Marmaduke.” Now wait a minute. That dog is just too big for the situation he’s in!!

and i imagine that this is better for cast and crew who get something closer to a regular paycheck and more chances to grow creatively

The Pigg?

remember Frankie Boyle's joke that "Not only will America go to your country and kill all your people, they’ll come back twenty years later and make a movie about how killing your people made their soldiers feel sad"? well, guess what: Shoot-and-cry stories are coming to the homeland!

Infantalizing a grown man and running defense for him hanging out with pedophiles is crazy

I'm gonna become the first guy to walk out of family court sentenced to death

in 2018!!!! can we please stop giving her plausible deniability for being one of the most disgusting humans alive

i NEED to be a drooling hypnotized princess, spoiled by the evil empress who has taken her kingdom a literal puppet vassal, a talking head, a puppet on strings

The entire Right-Wing social media apparatus is owned by men who planned it out while passing around little girls on Epstein island. From age of consent libertarians to loli avatar gamegaters, it's all of them. Every last one from the world leaders to the greasy basement creeps.

The ultimate goal of every Right-Winger from British transphobes to American Republicans is to abuse and hurt children. It is the thread that ties the Right together. You can't prove me wrong.

we absolutely need to know who he sent this to. how is this something the public is being kept in the dark on???

the democrats have everything they need to destroy the largest funder of the opposition right now today if they want to, if not legally then in the public square

The director of Melania movie

Not satisfied with rape, he needed to know his sperm was special and so funded the work of "race scientists" in the academy and promoted online spaces for racists to yap. His allies spent the 2010's claiming they didn't have free speech or academic freedom bc their colleagues rejected eugenics.

shocked to learn that Ernst Runt over here is an antisemite

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Jeffrey Epstein sent a link to the white nationalist podcast The Right Stuff, whose core hosts played an active role in the 2017 “Unite the Right” rally. He did so in February 2016. Before TRS made national news, really. Genuinely bizarre.

you dont have to talk to them either. you dont need to get their side of anything, and as they have now established, no one is "entitled" to life liberty or property anymore in any real sense, so you dont have to accomodate them in anything whatsoever anymore

Nick Shirley and others like him are reminiscent of yellow journalism of the 19th century, updated and turbocharged by social media algorithms. Read more: www.theverge.com/news/869824/...

I feel like a lot of these sad bastards are treating this duty like some last hurrah. One vacation of sadistic and libidinal pleasures before the hammer of reality comes back down, one way or another.