Guy went on an early episode of Chapo, showed up plastered and spent 20 minutes 'debating' Catholic doctrine, then, when confronted by an actual woman about how one would practically legislate & enforce the criminalisation of abortion, broke down and repeated the Hail Mary until they ended the call.

They will lay me off, they will end my health insurance, they will raise my rent until I can't afford it anymore, they will destroy the tools I use by making them shittier or subscription-based or both; everything I depend on or enjoy will be Disrupted for some boy-king dipshit's funding round

I really think Trump II is going to rock up 20th century dictator bodycount when all is said and done and all accounted for, Leopold in the Congo kinda stuff here. Just wildly evil.

Death to touchscreens

internet cafe (w/ networked games), tokyo, japan (2001) archive.org/details/play...

You're going to read the caption and in your mind you'll probably imagine this happened in like the 1800s but no it was in the 1950s-1970s

I’m on the Metro-North and there are two people with long-haired dachshunds in bags 10 feet away from each other and the two dogs are clearly aware of each others presence but the owners are not

At a certain point you just have to conclude sinister motives.

ME: b-but Reverend Mother, we mustn’t, what if Shai Hulud hears the rhythm of our prayer and comes here and devours me?? MY DOMINATRIX: …I’m sorry can you explain all this again please

Chris almost sacrificed the world for Jill in resident evil 5,,,

Fool Proof Plan

What a BABE 🥵💦

Kit and Ms. Info wearing Shantae's snake princess outfit 🐍

these guys are doing laps around us. It requires both Israel and Trump to act rationally for 30 days, a near impossible task in reality but one that is entirely reasonable to everyone with a brain

Today’s Daily Cartoon, by Joe Dator and Kevin Maher.

What's compelling Aerith? She get Mako poisoning or something? Smelly feet version (sexier version) in replies! #hypnokink

I've been reading a lot of 80's paperback horror, specifically those huge 500+ page epics where you meet an entire town full of characters right before they're devoured / mutated / go mad, etc., so I felt inspired to paint a paperback novel cover for one that doesn't exist!

Remember when Trump and Vance leveraged imaginary cruelty to pets to get you to vote for them? Anyway,

The Trump administration on Friday narrowed the definition of an “assistance animal” allowed to live with disabled tenants in housing, a move that could lead to thousands of animals and their owners being evicted.

Pt. 8 of this with suggestions by... @sernard.bsky.social ☁️ @starvagrant.bsky.social 🦑 @somehypnoguy.bsky.social 🐌 Only 2 more to go! Hope you'll like how they turn out! :D #Hypno #Hypnosis #Hypnokink #NSFW #Gameoverse #Kit #Goldensun #Pokemon #Malamar #Metalslug

Pt. 9 of this with suggestions by... @anontress.bsky.social 🐍 @hypnonut005.bsky.social 🔫 @darkraiclone.bsky.social 🚬 Only 1 more to go! Keep an eye out for the finale tomorrow! :D #Hypno #Hypnosis #Hypnokink #NSFW #Gameoverse #Kit #Straygods #Shotgunking #FinalFantasy

Absolutely hate the “turn your brain off and enjoy” refrain about any art. Even enjoyable “bad” art or media for children can still tickle the brain and cohere as a narrative.

Chonkzilla returns and you can hear him for miles #godzilla #kaiju #vandyartwork

Humiliations In No Particular Order

remember when you used to learn this information quietly and at the age of roughly eleven

Pt. 7 of this with suggestions by... @thegearheart.bsky.social 👽 @makitstop.bsky.social 🤖 @someredhead.bsky.social 🛸 Looking forward to finishing this soon! Try to guess what games Kit will visit next! :D #Hypno #Hypnosis #Hypnokink #NSFW #Gameoverse #Kit #Xcom #Cyberpunk #Metroid

Pt. 6 of this with suggestions by... @midnightlapine.bsky.social 🗽 @pennyponk.bsky.social 🧠 @romaskunk354.bsky.social 💗 Only going to be doing a few more of these so let me know what game Kit could visit next! #Hypno #Hypnosis #Hypnokink #NSFW #Gameoverse #Kit #Smashbros #BaldursGate #Person5

Don’t you hate when these annoying tutorials pop up every so often? #gameoverse #missinformationgameoverse #gameoversefanart

Pt. 4 of this with suggestions by... @kylewtb.bsky.social 🔫 @tfempuppy.bsky.social ⛏️ @hypnokerc.bsky.social 💗 Looking forward to be making many of these! Let me know what game KIt could visit next #Hypno #Hypnosis #Hypnokink #NSFW #Gameoverse #Kit #Saintsrow #Minecraft #HonkaiStarRail

Pt. 4 of this with suggestions by... @chaosqueensonia.bsky.social 👾 @docsleepy.bsky.social 🎭 @lustfulrobot.bsky.social 🤖 Looking forward to be making many of these! Let me know what game KIt could visit next #Hypno #Hypnosis #Hypnokink #NSFW #Gameoverse #Kit #destiny #SuperMario #Ratchet&Clank

Imagine you’re the victim of a crime or are witnessing a medical emergency. You call 911 in a fit of panic…only to be placed on hold. This is the reality for hundreds of thousands of people in the US as an underfunding and staffing crisis affects the country’s dispatch centers.

Something about the vibe from Trump to Biden to Trump again makes it feel like the future was cancelled, if that makes any sense.

I think there’s something kinda late Soviet about how America just doesn’t believe in its own political project anymore.

Marketing opportunity of a lifetime if Popeyes hires him.

"guy who finally turns on trump over not attending don jr's second wedding" is statistically plausibly at least one or two guys

Today's Daily Cartoon for @newyorker.com by Kevin Maher and me.

i need star wars to jump forward like 200 years in time. partly because it'd free up new stories and characters, but more fundamentally, we need a long period of peace in this universe. we need to know that the heroes' various actions were worth something.

“so what’s your take?” “the city of New York must pay me $1 million cash in the next hour and I will kill one person for every minute they are late” “100% disagree”

Pt. 3 of this, with suggestions by... @techrabbid.bsky.social 🗿 @hypnoticwanderer.bsky.social 🐙 @pennyponk.bsky.social 🪱 Looking forward to be making many of these! Let me know what game KIt could visit next #Hypno #Hypnosis #Hypnokink #NSFW #Gameoverse #Kit #Pokemon #DonkeyKong #ResidentEvil

Gosh, Star Wars has some really hot stuff in its lore…,,

Pt. 2 of this, with suggestions by... @realcheddarbiscuit.bsky.social 🐛 @weedwhaccident.bsky.social 🃏 @hypnonut005.bsky.social 🔨 Looking forward to be making more of these! Let me know what game kit could visit next :3 #Hypno #Hypnosis #Hypnokink #NSFW #Gameoverse #Kit #Balatro #Marvel #Mario

Trans people have been around your whole life. You’ve been sharing bathrooms with them your whole life. They’ve been in your communities your whole life. They’ve even been playing sport your whole life. And you didn’t care *at all* till a few years ago when every right wing org decided you should

Saying again I desperately need work, I do not have a way to pay my rent on the 1st, please get in touch if you would like me to write for your game or book or comic or show or website or whatever

GAME OVER~ 🌀🐱 (See alts on the 🅿️-site) #Gameoverse #Kit #Hypnosis #Hypnoart #Hypnokink

www.politico.com/live-updates... republicans poisoned the smithsonian women's history museum bill because they're ideologically opposed to women, history, and museums in that order