Hypnotic Harlequin
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18+ ONLY Hypno person, clown fucker, general weirdo. 30s Profile Pic by SleepyStephbot
about 11 hours ago
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I'm sorry kids, due to a scheduling mixup Susie Strawberry's Super Silly Magic show isn't here. Instead, everyone welcome Dr. Bloodspiral and his display of the mesmeric arts!
about 13 hours ago
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RoseHypTea
about 19 hours ago
Looks like all those years of working with bioweapons caught up with Ada! Now a mindless zombie, all she hungers for is feet. Oh well, there's worse fates. Dirty, smelly, and dirty+smelly alts below!
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Hypnotists need to talk like Jester CriticalRoll
about 18 hours ago
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Hypnotist who talks like a Kamen Rider belt.
1 day ago
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One day, something will go right for me.
1 day ago
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Picard: "Computer, give Riker a clussy" Worf (nodding sagely): "A warrior's genitalia"
1 day ago
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Sorry Mr YouTuber man, you're not going to make me care that a group of furry diaper-kinksters made a TCG. Liking diapers is way less bad than being greedy FOMO exploiters or sending the literal Pinkertons after people who criticize your scummy business practices.
1 day ago
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Your aunt has a weird sexual vibe. But in a "would do numbers on TikTok" way, rather than a creepy way.
1 day ago
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Queen of a fantasy kingdom who uses hypnotic music to make girls walk into traffic so they get isekai'ed into her kingdom.
2 days ago
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The fact more hypno-kink people don't like mascot suits surprises me. The eyes are bigger, meaning the hypnosis would be way more efficient.
2 days ago
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Sleepystephbot
3 days ago
Stupid sexy doll.... 😑
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The rules banning subliminal advertising and hypnotic content only apply to broadcast TV. So, if you're making a YouTube show...
3 days ago
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Skaetlett
3 days ago
Starting my return with My Gender Is Gamer ch. 5, for $10+ Subscribers! An unplanned call leads to some unexpected places, and it seems Kari and Gamer may have some common ground...?? Enjoy!
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The oddest thing about this site, is that randoms will respond to posts without trying to work out the context. I'm getting loads of messages of unsolicited writing advice, because I made a joke that would be obvious to anyone who read my profile for 10 seconds.
3 days ago
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I've been asked to attend a writing group where everyone has to read something they've written... So I've got three days to write something as vanilla and normal as possible...
3 days ago
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I can't afford Miku Expo tickets, so I'm just going to dress you up and force you to dance, okay?
4 days ago
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"Girls exist to be porn" WRONG! Girls exist to be the hosts of crude videogame review shows on YouTube.
4 days ago
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Nancy Drew And The Hypnotist Who Wasn't Actually Evil, Just Icky Enough That Its Morally Neutral To Frame Him For Minor Robbery
5 days ago
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Evil hypnotist who constantly inserts Disney references into their inductions, so you can't talk about what they're doing online without it getting taken down for copyright.
5 days ago
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I need to get a new kink.
5 days ago
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Dating is hard. What if they don't want to see my tier list of clown designs rated by hotness.
5 days ago
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Fun Fact: Lobotomies have the lowest regret rate of any surgery at St. Happiness Hospital!
6 days ago
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I love how the Hex Girls' song is basically about drugging someone's drink.
6 days ago
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You know you watch too much pro-wrestling when you blade after getting spanked.
7 days ago
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RoseHypTea
8 days ago
my knowledge of kamen rider is that you have a cool belt and you spin the buckle and it says some shit like "WOAH HEY COME ON OVER ITS TIME TO PLAY SOME CRAAAAZY TAXI" and then you turn into a power ranger
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Tricking you into little play, by replacing all of my hypnosis props with puppet versions and always wearing denim overalls when we're together.
8 days ago
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Reading TF comics backwards so the girl goes from generic bimbo to something interesting.
8 days ago
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As a sidebar to this. When I was young, I wrote a stupidly long story about being caught in a Dark Kingdom brainwashing plot, but after it ended Queen Beryl opted to keep me. ....there were signs early...
add a skeleton here at some point
9 days ago
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sleepingirl | חוה שושנה
9 days ago
When I was a kid, for YEARS I was obsessed with the idea of being a favorite servant of an evil villain. Somewhere I have pages and pages of diary entries of me pretending that I was. I told Dream this and the mixed expression of judgment and awe and love on his face was priceless lol
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Oh no! Your aunt has just declared that she's been learning how to hypnotize!! You've got 30 seconds to work out if you live in a sitcom or porn and act accordingly!
9 days ago
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Hypnotists don't ask you to clap your hands often enough .
10 days ago
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Wear a beret for sex reasons
10 days ago
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I need an excuse to go camping.
10 days ago
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Enchantress Lorelei - Fae Corrupter
10 days ago
Cutsey kawaii egirl princess in your head making you the best little service simp
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Dating Sim where you play as a Princess who is choosing who to marry. If a prince fails your tests, you hypnotize him and make him think he's gay.
10 days ago
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"The Wheels On The Bus" is the first hypnotic induction people are introduced to.
11 days ago
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Dear Sailor Moon Theater People If you want to keep doing original stories after this first run, hit me up. I have a script called "Sailor Uranus And The Hypnotic Crystal Of Cockgrowth" ready to go. Even got the musical numbers ready to go!
12 days ago
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Mr hypnotist, if you love me acting like a slutty bimbo Then you'll adore me acting like Sybil Birling in An Inspector Calls. It is on at the community arts center this Friday, don't worry about booking, I've already reserved you tickets.
13 days ago
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Okay, which of you lives locally to me?? My local Maid Cafe is doing a tax day event where all the maids are dressing like office women and the advertising is leaning way to heavily into the "corporate drone" angle for it to be anything other than a kink thing.
13 days ago
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Sucks that Ikea doesn't sell adult-sized versions of their circus tents.
13 days ago
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The new Sailor Moon live show is giving me kink ideas. Alas, they're not the ones you think.
13 days ago
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[In the style of an English football chant] You wear diapers! *clap clap clap* You wear diapers!
13 days ago
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Maid Cafe where there is a 50% chance the maids throw your cake at your face.
14 days ago
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Little mech pilot who controls her mech with a Fisher Price toy wheel.
add a skeleton here at some point
14 days ago
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As the game ends, you come to a horrific realization. I didn't give you a hypnotic trigger. That was just a lie to convince you to play Twilight Imperium with me.
14 days ago
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Using the power of hypnosis to make you slightly worse at DDR.
15 days ago
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Overcome with passion, he ripped off my fursuit, only to reveal the kigurumi suit I had on underneath.
15 days ago
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My dom said I was making him stiff, so I sprayed WD-40 on his penis.
16 days ago
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Good hypnosis ideas are either cringe or disgusting.
17 days ago
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