I think being hit in the spine with a hammer would fix me.

I'm so frustrated with life right now.

"Oh hey, sweetie! These nice ladies were talking about Disney movies, so I was telling them how we had to hide our copy of The Little Mermaid. Whenever he watched it he would have nightmares about Ursula and end up wetting the bed! So cute. Oh Bambi? No he didn't watch that one very often..."

Humiliation Scene Idea: We go to a hypnosis con, but I act like your oblivious but overly enthusiastic Mom.

Adding a Yamcha body pillow to my Throne.

Now that dog cages are popular. Can someone make one that is a less...obviously dog cagey?

"Cool down, hot shot," is a great way to start an induction.

A yogurt can be pornography if you have a can-do attitude.

Get aroused by hats.

More feminization scenes should embrace the boy idol look. It is femme, cute, and a lil bit pathetic (in the best possible way).

Why not?

The worst thing about having a hypno-kink, is that you'll sometimes dream of spiral patterns.

If vampires did exist, they would be doing numbers on Tiktok.

Guys into bimbo stuff are terrible at selecting activities. Shoe shopping is boring, hardcore wrestling in a basement is way more fun and way more dumb-coded.

Dark Ageplay: I wake you up at 4am to tell you what happened in the Sailor Moon episode I just watched.

Hypno kink needs more yodeling.

"I like saying mantras" is so old fashioned. Just vocal stim like the rest of us.

Learn how to make your eyes glow.

Going bowling counts as aftercare.

Just get into Snuff kink. It is super easy, you can do it in an afternoon!

The inherent eroticism of Taskmaster.

Unfortunately, World Hypnotism Day has become a commercial holiday. Just a way for big hypnosis to sell more Franz Mesmer plushies. So, in a bid to keep the hypno in World Hypnotism day, I present a thread of random things from my hypnosis folder! [Context Will Not Be Provided]

Unfortunately, World Hypnotism Day has become a commercial holiday. Just a way for big hypnosis to sell more Franz Mesmer plushies. So, in a bid to keep the hypno in World Hypnotism day, I present a thread of random things from my hypnosis folder! [Context Will Not Be Provided]

Blood On The Clock Tower, but everyone is hypnotized.

Finally finished the next set in the 'Miss Cloud' series! She has a difficult decision to make... what option would you choose?

Sometimes you just can't beat a massive jolt of electricity as a brainwashing method

Forgot listening to your inner child. Listen to your outer child: me.

My goal for this year is to host more live stuff at cons.

Crossing out your 2026 New Years Resolutions and replacing them all with "Diapers?"

The whole maid & princess thing is just sexualized Jeeves & Wooster.

Girls with circle swirly glasses are the big thing for 2026

Them: What do you mean, hypnosis is your orientation? Me: Well, my first crush was a ceiling fan...

2026 is the year you finally get into vore.

Saying I have an anime horsegirl fetish, so that the people who have a crush on me will be motivated to stick with their 2026 fitness goals.

1 Like = 1 Character I've been brainwashed to find sexually attractive.

You should develop a crush on a weird character and devise weirdly complex fantasies involving them.

I'm so happy Kairi Sane is bringing her spiral parasol to the ring again.

Age regression play is dangerous. Mostly because I'll sit on your lap and force you to listen to me explain Doctor Who lore for three hours.

The sexiest thing a woman can wear is a lanyard.

Call me Mommy for tax reasons

The darker the scene, the more patronizing the hypnotist should be.

Hypnotist who acts like Lucy from I Love Lucy.

Want to make your outfit sexier? Have you considered really dorky glasses?

Hypnotists always say that you're getting sleepy. But none of them will read a bedtime story....

Hypnotic music that only works on specific groups of people. So your friends can try in vein to stop you walking towards it.

I need to be hypnotized by a woman with weird hair.

so, that episode of sailor moon r with the zombie fruit...

Happy Christmas. Remember to be merry. It is mandatory.

Maya Fey tests her new interrogation technique on you. (She beats you with s tire iron in the court parking lot)