We need to make more retro-themed kink subcultures. We can't let the '50s Stepford people claim the whole idea. I'm already claiming the Napoleonic period for myself.

Your therapist does a big theatrical wink at you whenever she says the word "egg."

Hypnotherapist who adds "and you're a girl" to the end of every sentence while doing inductions and deepeners, in a bid to make her male patients transfem.

M...Mommy?

I've pre-recorded all your dialogue for the day. So, just open and close your mouth whenever you hear something that sounds like you, okay?

Me: "I don't knows, it isn't a style of gameplay I really enjoy..." Friend: "The story has a kids TV host resorting to sinister methods to keep her show on air!" Me: "Why didn't you lead with that?"

Hypnotizing you and making you dress and act like a themed idol. Not for sexual reasons, but so I can take the money you earn on social media.

Jessie: "Of course we know what a Hypno is, twerp!" Meowth: "Dats right! Last time we met one, James thought he was a girl Eevee for a week!" James: "I was going to evolve into Sylveon!" Jessie: "Until I kicked it so hard its soul is in Lavender Town and its butt is Pallet Town!"

Clown makeup highlights the eyes. Thus, clowns are the best hypnotists.

“Moving to restrain target in straitjacket” “Unit 045 I’ve just noticed that the target has a large collection of Hello Kitty plushies” “Understood, switching to gayjacket”

“Moving to restrain target in straitjacket” “Unit 045 I’ve just noticed that the target has a large collection of Hello Kitty plushies” “Understood, switching to gayjacket”

Terrible news. You've met up with that girl who offered to hypnotize you. Alas, she's an actress currently performing in Cats, and due to her tight schedule she's had to come in costume.

Your therapist has started clapping her hands and saying "yay" whenever you finish doing a task. This is fine...

The nurse doing your assessment left the room for five minutes and came back with a stuffed toy. I'm sure this is nothing to worry about...

Why do all "hypno" (read those stupid strobe things using stolen clips) video makers suck at editing? Like, usually pron is made by people who get the basics of their medium and want to improve their skills...

After accidentally dropping Scarecrow's Fear Toxin into her bottle of Mountain Dew, Harley Quinn ends up with hypnotic farts. Alas, no superhero believes her, so she's allowed to run free and use them however she wants.

An ARG I've been vaguely following is now posting videos where test subjects are being "hypnotized" as part of some unspecified research. And honestly, some drone kink people should sue for gimmick infringement.

Hypnosis is the most chuunibyou fetish.

Wonder how long it will take these people to work out that this "Forest Erotic Hypnosis Retreat" is just a way for me to get a camping trip while making them do all the work.

Super fun to be told I'm not "visibly queer" enough for a pride thing.

The best thing about being normal is you can make spreadsheets that catalog all the hypnotic focuses you want used on you.

There are loads of funny hypno-kink themed options for those "average T4T date" skits. But I'm totally not ready for the type of comments those videos get.

Nurse Joy putting you to sleep with the Poké Flute.

I'm only a hypnotist because horror host is no longer a viable career.

You wake up to find Harley Quinn has locked you in special diapers. If your whimsy goes under 40, they'll explode!!!

I'm sad love potions are not real. Not for the forced love thing, but because all fiction portrays them as super-strong uppers with basically no negative side effects.

"Family Guy Funny Moments" as an orgasm trigger.

Umamusume cosplayer doing a "look into my eyes" induction as she sprints towards you.

It is always weird when guys randomly call me a good girl. After the Seattle incident, I'm morally neutral at best...

Do u think in the Pokemon universe they sell sexy Team Rocket roleplay costumes and people on PokeTumblr argue over whether it's problematic or not and one guy goes "actually my grandpa died during the Pokémon Tower takeover"

Why are we making porn games, when Space Channel 5 already exists?

Bad news, your kink is problematic. So I'm going to have to punish you by locking you in this cage. ...I may not have thought this through...

Mixing Estrogen and Melatonin to make the hot new drug, HRZZZ

Going to the optician and pulling out my diagram that explains which glasses styles are nerd coded and which are hypno-kink coded.

My hypno V-Tuber debut is coming soon! My character is Linda, a 90s Mom who used hypnosis to make YOU eat your vegetables!

I'd love to have a trigger that makes me go berserk like Eva Unit 01.

Hypno-kink needs to lean into Ren Fairs more...

The only good way to make a hypno-kink focused animated series, would be to copy the tone and style of Spinal Tap

Belated release of the piece I made for @sleepystephbot.bsky.social as part of our art trade! A certain blue-haired somebody ends up in the clutches of Dr. Mommy and her nursing team...

Careful which nurse you trust to do your assessment, she may end up wanting to keep you~

"Bippity Boppity Goo" as an orgasm trigger.

Being into hypnosis in the algorithm age sucks. One innocent Google search and suddenly every site thinks you're into grindset attire or crystal healing.

Hypnotizing you and making you dress like a '90s Mom.

AI can't write erotica because AI can't drop subtle references to Mambo No. 5

To boost Dr. Who's flagging ratings, the Weeping Angels will now have massive tits.

I can't believe I have to wait for all the dancers in kigurumi to finish the ten minute stage routine.

Me: "Okay, you're in your final form...now can we start?" Dominant Magical Girl: "No! It is summer! Meaning I can perform my most miraculous transformation! One that calls on the power of all magical girls who have come before me!" [50 other girls burst in, each with their own compacts]

Me: "Okay, you're transformed. Now can you spank me?" Dominant Magical Girl [pulling a second compact and deck of cards from her pocket]: "This is just my base form! To deal with you I need to give it all I've got! It's time to go further beyond!!!"

Buttons should be used as a hypnotic focus more often.

Okay, hear me out. In a convention setting, we jump someone, hypnotize them and dump them in a different room before we all change clothes. We then wake them up and attempt to gaslight them into thinking they've fallen into Wonderland.