I'm sorry kids, due to a scheduling mixup Susie Strawberry's Super Silly Magic show isn't here. Instead, everyone welcome Dr. Bloodspiral and his display of the mesmeric arts!

Looks like all those years of working with bioweapons caught up with Ada! Now a mindless zombie, all she hungers for is feet. Oh well, there's worse fates. Dirty, smelly, and dirty+smelly alts below!

Hypnotists need to talk like Jester CriticalRoll

Hypnotist who talks like a Kamen Rider belt.

One day, something will go right for me.

Picard: "Computer, give Riker a clussy" Worf (nodding sagely): "A warrior's genitalia"

Sorry Mr YouTuber man, you're not going to make me care that a group of furry diaper-kinksters made a TCG. Liking diapers is way less bad than being greedy FOMO exploiters or sending the literal Pinkertons after people who criticize your scummy business practices.

Your aunt has a weird sexual vibe. But in a "would do numbers on TikTok" way, rather than a creepy way.

Queen of a fantasy kingdom who uses hypnotic music to make girls walk into traffic so they get isekai'ed into her kingdom.

The fact more hypno-kink people don't like mascot suits surprises me. The eyes are bigger, meaning the hypnosis would be way more efficient.

Stupid sexy doll.... 😑

The rules banning subliminal advertising and hypnotic content only apply to broadcast TV. So, if you're making a YouTube show...

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The oddest thing about this site, is that randoms will respond to posts without trying to work out the context. I'm getting loads of messages of unsolicited writing advice, because I made a joke that would be obvious to anyone who read my profile for 10 seconds.

I've been asked to attend a writing group where everyone has to read something they've written... So I've got three days to write something as vanilla and normal as possible...

I can't afford Miku Expo tickets, so I'm just going to dress you up and force you to dance, okay?

"Girls exist to be porn" WRONG! Girls exist to be the hosts of crude videogame review shows on YouTube.

Nancy Drew And The Hypnotist Who Wasn't Actually Evil, Just Icky Enough That Its Morally Neutral To Frame Him For Minor Robbery

Evil hypnotist who constantly inserts Disney references into their inductions, so you can't talk about what they're doing online without it getting taken down for copyright.

I need to get a new kink.

Dating is hard. What if they don't want to see my tier list of clown designs rated by hotness.

Fun Fact: Lobotomies have the lowest regret rate of any surgery at St. Happiness Hospital!

I love how the Hex Girls' song is basically about drugging someone's drink.

You know you watch too much pro-wrestling when you blade after getting spanked.

my knowledge of kamen rider is that you have a cool belt and you spin the buckle and it says some shit like "WOAH HEY COME ON OVER ITS TIME TO PLAY SOME CRAAAAZY TAXI" and then you turn into a power ranger

Tricking you into little play, by replacing all of my hypnosis props with puppet versions and always wearing denim overalls when we're together.

Reading TF comics backwards so the girl goes from generic bimbo to something interesting.

As a sidebar to this. When I was young, I wrote a stupidly long story about being caught in a Dark Kingdom brainwashing plot, but after it ended Queen Beryl opted to keep me. ....there were signs early...

When I was a kid, for YEARS I was obsessed with the idea of being a favorite servant of an evil villain. Somewhere I have pages and pages of diary entries of me pretending that I was. I told Dream this and the mixed expression of judgment and awe and love on his face was priceless lol

Oh no! Your aunt has just declared that she's been learning how to hypnotize!! You've got 30 seconds to work out if you live in a sitcom or porn and act accordingly!

Hypnotists don't ask you to clap your hands often enough .

Wear a beret for sex reasons

I need an excuse to go camping.

Cutsey kawaii egirl princess in your head making you the best little service simp

Dating Sim where you play as a Princess who is choosing who to marry. If a prince fails your tests, you hypnotize him and make him think he's gay.

"The Wheels On The Bus" is the first hypnotic induction people are introduced to.

Dear Sailor Moon Theater People If you want to keep doing original stories after this first run, hit me up. I have a script called "Sailor Uranus And The Hypnotic Crystal Of Cockgrowth" ready to go. Even got the musical numbers ready to go!

Mr hypnotist, if you love me acting like a slutty bimbo Then you'll adore me acting like Sybil Birling in An Inspector Calls. It is on at the community arts center this Friday, don't worry about booking, I've already reserved you tickets.

Okay, which of you lives locally to me?? My local Maid Cafe is doing a tax day event where all the maids are dressing like office women and the advertising is leaning way to heavily into the "corporate drone" angle for it to be anything other than a kink thing.

Sucks that Ikea doesn't sell adult-sized versions of their circus tents.

The new Sailor Moon live show is giving me kink ideas. Alas, they're not the ones you think.

[In the style of an English football chant] You wear diapers! *clap clap clap* You wear diapers!

Maid Cafe where there is a 50% chance the maids throw your cake at your face.

Little mech pilot who controls her mech with a Fisher Price toy wheel.

As the game ends, you come to a horrific realization. I didn't give you a hypnotic trigger. That was just a lie to convince you to play Twilight Imperium with me.

Using the power of hypnosis to make you slightly worse at DDR.

Overcome with passion, he ripped off my fursuit, only to reveal the kigurumi suit I had on underneath.

My dom said I was making him stiff, so I sprayed WD-40 on his penis.

Good hypnosis ideas are either cringe or disgusting.