Lynda Barry did not squeeze your heart and simultaneously explain the point of all art with the barest of line drawings so you could tell me that AI is "inevitable."

🦀 see a crab, post a crab 🦀

Happy Pride. My werewolf-western-horror-romance story DARLIN' AND HER OTHER NAMES is now a weekly webcomic. The first 6 pages of Part 1 are up now. 🐺❤️🌿 darlin.webcomic.studio

commission me lol

My fridge is empty! Private commissions are open. Email me for more info: [email protected] or use the contact form on my website. No DMs. Thank you!

The sort of thing you get offered by a guy in a Hold Steady song

I made the original one, on black paper and then decided to quickly make a paint marker version on white paper. I think I like the first one better, but the colors are much brighter here. And I added the twin peaks :) 😈🎨🦇

Just hit a young boy with my Vespa and now he’s growing something out of his head, can’t help being a Gemini

Seven Dollars feat Kasane Teto. A song for chronic freelancers.

I keep this one saved

mk2 reflecting pool

Many people I know.

Threads is the only true PvP social media platform because it feeds Facebook's millennial userbase (oversharers and debate-club nerds with no online cultural literacy) into TikTok's algorithm (a math problem designed to show you the stranger who will piss you off most at any time).

I'M SO STRESSED WHICH MEANS I'M GIVING MYSELF THE BIGGEST HUG EVER TODAY

This is the only thing anyone should ever say about Elon Musk. He deserves to be talked about in the same category as Mao and Stalin as one of history's worst mass murderers.

Guys I can’t stop thinking about Streets of Fire

someone teach this guy how to snap his fingers!

qui-gon: i presume negotiations with the trade federation will begin shortly the trade federation:

A tremendous loneliness comes over you. Everybody in the world is doing something without you.

anyway! here’s my dad. he was the first person in his family to graduate from high school and then college. he cooked the best steak ever and i hate that i’ll never have it again.

Check out this sword stuck in a stone!!

if you've got a father today keep that shit to yourself

SJÄMSÅRA

You. Citizen. Clean up this reflecting pool.

scrolling bsky and every 2nd post is about the pomni cartoon

the way she slime in my pool got me reflecting 👤𝗥𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗔𝗱𝗱𝗲𝗱 𝗖𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗲𝘅𝘁 Thirty seconds after this post became public, the United States Federal Government issued a warrant for Ms. Zeller's arrest. She is currently being held in federal custody and awaiting trial. Her book deal has been withdrawn.

sickness unto foolish death

Trying to read more OG gothic horror, so I downloaded Bram Stoker's Lair of the White Worm. Incredible title! dracula is a racist work. we know this. but lair of the white worm is so racist it made my fucking jaw drop. the whole middle section feels like stepping on a series of exposed nails.

That's enough Death of the Author. It's time for Death of the Audience. Start running fools

So. For the last 14 years, the only people who have seen my creative writing are my RP partners — specifically people in the MKG community. I'm realizing that life is changing, so have a really embarrassing question to ask: Do you think I could write a novel that someone would enjoy reading?

are you a serious, dark-haired actor who loves to hang out on haunted islands? because your performances are ham-ish and i think we should link later.

Commissions are open (3 places) Relevant until it is removed 📧 [email protected]

>renames it to the Department of War >names himself the Secretary of War >fights one war >loses

1 week until DELTARUNE Chapter 5! Are you ready!? (jumping around and spinning in place, jumping on your head, jumping on the bed, jumping around)

🤯 "how is a mountain goats ticket only $50!?" 🤯 said a girl who forgot her dorkass interests are not universal and john darnielle is not a kardashian-level celebrity

I was just arrested for trying to make The Office today

i'm giving myself a big hug today. i'll be alright.

when I got laid off from Vice, I later found out that members of the c-suite had awarded themselves bonuses that were higher than my annual salary. I hope that answers your question.

most of these are predictable but why the fuck is joseph gordon-levitt here

home from autism! i'm really tired.

if you think its weird id care about sports you should be ashamed. im allowed to have interests. i was in the olympics you idiot

“Scots discovering tailgating” could be a real Prometheus stealing fire moment

I’m at my sister’s bachelorette party this weekend and feeling extremely autistic. Please like to charge my maskmeter.

i understand there is a whole industry pursuing better video game graphics and thats fine and good and all that said however i truly cannot imagine being the kind of person who particularly cares about video game graphics in 2026

SPEECHLESS. LFGK

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller June 9,1975

the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.