The people cry out for Jarnathan

“Half-men half-brioche are not the best suited for action”

A wonderful cat

Happy Mother's Day

Fair

This is the future that liberals want.

My progeny, many years in the future: This phone plan has been in our family for generations, ever since your great-great grandfather refused to grow up and get his own. And now it passes to you.

Aha, found it

being alive in 2026 is mostly just seeing if you can get out of the depressed anxious funk the last crisis put you in before the next one hits

i tried to watch a hockey game tonight but had to turn it off pretty quickly. within one minute flat they'd already broken basically every rule of basketball

BLOOB FOR THE BLOOB GOD!

Me: "What was that movie with the Dollar Store Slenderman and the kids..." @marshmallowknight.bsky.social: "FUCK THAT MOVIE!"* *The Tall Man (2012)

"I will face God and walk backwards into Hell"

Cite the deep magic to me, witch. I was there when it was written and I think it’s important to credit our sources.

Oh? Maybe this one that would work

this did numbers on tumblr and i feel it here a lot

We all seem to have forgotten one of the most truly delightful and surprising indie interactive fiction drops of the last decade. 17776 is ostensibly about football, which is why at first glance I thought I wouldn't like it. But it really makes me smile, and the world could use that right now.

friend, this is Marcus Junius Brutus CAESAR has declared himself DICTATOR FOR LIFE and MUST BE STOPPED can you rush a donation of ten denarii today to show that you STAND WITH THE REPUBLIC?

If you can't draw Rouge the Bat fucking three dudes at once what's even the point.

no it doesn't, 1996 was 10 years ago, tops. anyway it's a time travel movie, that probably the cause of the confusion

Opening AO3

Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed.

Normal people aren't allowed to write about erotica readers anymore I think

I am currently enjoying this image (infrared_dog.jpg) I found on Wikipedia.

"Drop on the deck and flop like a fish, motherfucker."

I need this for mental health reasons

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

Me at 20: I’ll have it all figured out by the time I’m 40. Me at 40: wtf do you mean they rearranged the grocery store

“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English” my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist

i think we all need to step back and realize that peak art was made when neolithic pot in the shape of a pig was fired

Guys I know everything is incredibly bad but please stop for a moment and enjoy this photo of my fucking amazing cat. Look at this shape. The box behind him is his thinking box, he sits in it and thinks

it is frankly exhausting to know that a better world is possible

My cancelable take on Sorcerer Twitter is that more people who do circle and rune work should get into civil engineering. We just need like 6 people who know how to lay out the Occult Lines of the Nazarite to get jobs in city planning. They make the bike trails the right shape, bam, everyone wins.

Love this image by Jonathan Byxbe of Flight 64 Studio in Portland, OR shared by @theradr.bsky.social

Take a moment to lower your blood pressure with this one.

Me, sitting in a burning room: Why am I having daily panic attacks?

“Your toes are perfect lumps of bubblegum.”

please enjoy this vision of 2026 from 'What's the World Coming To?' (1926), a silent film offering a terrifying glimpse 100 years into the future... where gender has been destroyed we have five days left to do this and bring back big hats

I *highly* recommend that you avoid reviewing the primary source materials from the Epstien files. As an average joe, you personally do not* need to know the specific details of what went down. Professionals with training and experience and mental health counseling are already going thru em.

Best explanation of the liar's dividend that I've ever seen.

From the Larchives: Another Art Frahm homage. The celery stalk is being played by the candy cane.

I love living in the contemporary USA, it's like having a concussion or a low-grade fever constantly

There are so many people living lives of quiet dignity despite horrific medical news or poverty or tragedy where every day they still wake up and try to be good people in the world even as the world pushes against them and it makes me even angrier at the absolute shitheads that rule over things

life is long and i've seen a lot of things come and go but i will not stand for the rehabilitation of the ron howard grinch. motherfucker i was THERE in the theater. i was there

It’s that time of year!