only reason i gaf about the jimmy kimmel thing was bc i won't have the people's most beloved prince Lou Wilson lose his job

*sigh* you know, the social network was a good fandom. I made good friends there. I got @pluckyminna.bsky.social one of Jesse Eisenberg's costumes for a birthday present. It's a shame that life was like no, this goes in the bin with Harry Potter.

*travels through time to show these pages to Fredric Wertham* I'm sorry doctor but they're in love I don't make the rules

OH COME ON JUST TWIST THE KNIFE WHY DON'T YOU

SIGH YEAH I FIGURED WE'D END UP HERE why couldn't I have hitched my wagon to Bruce or Dick or Tim like a normal person

what if they kissed on the mouth

so tru bestie

FUCK ASS BITCH PIECE OF SHIT I LOVE YOU

it's time to uma youtube.com/live/rDjrgRc...

hualian modern aus do not get freaky enough about their age gap. its not even that big but... it could be. depending on how old hua cheng is.

as a fan of noncon, dubcon and under/non-negotiated cnc this is honestly one of the most straightforward explanations of this i've ever read?

I love reading this as if I don't know that "baby steps" is a video game

New Russian SVSSS art. Smiling Mobei-jun!!

I finally figured out my vibe when people comment on a fic “I don’t like x in fics—“ I’m the scene from Rocky Horror when Janet says “I don’t like a man with too many muscles” and Franknfurter yells “I didn’t make him for YOU!” So basically, good thing I didn’t write this for you. It was for me.

To understand why not every CNC story focuses on aftercare, imagine that after every action scene in John Wick, the camera pans out to show that everyone was just acting and nobody *actually* got hurt

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

hey random youtube video I was watching, we don't actually use the term "morbidly obese" anymore, try harder.

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being a parent in the 21st century feels a type of way, what can I say

I think they should explore each other's bodies carnally

I have so many things to tell you about industrial music

Good luck tomorrow, gang!

The coffers aren't exactly spilling over right now so I am parting with a little guy: www.ebay.com/itm/12738865...

Boomers have "walking uphill to school" and GenX-ers have "drinking from the hose." What do we Millennials have? The obvious answer seems to be "waiting 20 minutes to download a picture of Jeri Ryan in a bikini" but there is also the wildcard: "washing our hands with dishwashing liquid." Thoughts?

Antifa DOES exist. In the same way that Vegetarianism exists. It's a set of beliefs and practices that are actually very easy to define. It's also why calling for the arrest of "antifa leaders" is exactly like calling for the impeachment of "the President of Vegetarianism," b/c both make me laugh.

this is the funniest possible way to describe GWAR

this is the solution to the male loneliness epidemic I am 100% serious

Autistic people of all different abilities deserve respect, dignity and the right to hate raw tomatoes or microfiber cloth. We’re not some monsters under the bed, we are quite literally just silly little guys

We must collectively fight antis and defend those they attack. It's a vital necessity now.

There is something hauntingly beautiful in this juxtaposition of sadness and hope 'Although the wind' - Izumi Shikibu #poetry #poemoftheday

me when my 32mm scale model Meiji Restoration-era Japanese village is out for delivery

My Chemical Romance come to Australia challenge. I get that Frank rightfully hates being here after his accident, but I wanna see my band :( Speaking of bands I was at my storage locker yesterday and found the beat up drumstick Andy Hurley walked through a pub barefoot to retrieve for me lmao

stickers hehe #togainunochi

Hiroo Isono

As usual I will quote Jamie Lee Curtis, who is my role model in having a gnc child: "this human being has come to me and said, 'This is who I am.' And my job is to say, 'Welcome home.'" Making it super weird when your kid turns out to be someone you didn't expect is just pathetic and strange.

Editor: You get those photos of Winona Ryder and Sigourney Weaver? Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sapphic just like you asked. Editor: what

Listen I am a very knowable person

i am still thinking about farm aid being on batman day. clark makes bruce donate sooo much money to farm aid i know it

Genuinely powerful words to live by.

I like how they fix the guy of the week just by outright killing his/her/their inner darkness. No real lesson or emotional growth the idols just beat up your fears for you.

We gotta lower the rent guys

You guys, so many Romance girlies are reading "On Tyranny" that they've broken the Goodreads recommendations algorithm. 10/10; no notes. #romancelandia

personally i think that you could probably do literally anything other than make your fic description "i wrote this because i couldn't find any good fic for this pairing" but whatever, be rude i guess

Christopher Lee in THE WICKER MAN bsky.app/profile/stor...

gay vampire smut revenue ain't much but it's honest work

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