This just in, Fall Out Boy love me and want me to be happy.

Jesus having the term “in-app purchases” explained to him and just wordlessly filling a sock with nickels

Incredibly smart PR tactic from ICE to continue assaulting very handsome priests

🛒🏪🛍

some people think it's just the writers getting lazy, but i always like it when the villains can't stop talking

are... are you new

*shakily removing glasses*

She put him in an late 90s experimental CD ROM game

Hello! It's been a year and some change since I was laid-off from my previous job, and I'd love a new one. My name is Steve and I have 7 years of experience in the animation industry as a background artist and illustrator. I've worked on shows like Castlevania, and card games like MtG!

There’s an age where “Mmm please step on me” becomes less about thirst and more about lower back pain

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Ultimately I am cursed to believe that video games are more than just a series of tasks set within a system designed to encourage and facilitate their successful completion by anyone who can hold a controller.

I do wonder how much of my desire to leave last night was because of my mother comparing the concert to Lydia Tar's fate. Like, I work in the arts, I know not every job is a passion project, but a bit of me was like "do the orchestra members feel humiliated playing video game music right now?"

#tumblrMemes

Depression won out and I left at intermission, alas. It was very good, it's just that my brain is bad.

I just got here and I've had two femme people compliment my outfit so I stay winning

thank you, vaguely threatening gachapon machine

there should be a button where if enough of your mutuals press it you have to stop posting and go to bed

baudrillard crumpling up a piece of paper and walking into the sea

Are you kidding me @pornhub.com

@cmu.bsky.social I regret to inform you that the worst man likes your movie

I'm watching this very silly show about a brothel and the producers clearly wanna be like look at these sex perverts who do it with balloons and whatever but it's all stuff I'm totally inured to like piercing suspension or, gasp, cosplaying emma frost at an anime convention.

My marks are good enough that the university wants me to become a peer mentor next year. Redemption arc for the dropout.

And even though I am a mom and love it, this one "The Adventures of Lady No Kids" absolutely kills me.

This is the Will McPhail print I own. Parents will get it.

"Proof that magical girls (fighting girls?) existed in the Muromachi Era"

All this talk about teens is reminding me of the Yuri on Ice fandom where people would be like "it's okay to write about Yurio, the age of consent is lower in Russia" no, it's okay to write about Yurio because he is a drawing who isn't real and is made up. Fiction and reality are very different.

Predictable but still amazing to watch people who spent literally years accusing every librarian, teacher, and trans person they could find of sexually grooming children suddenly throw themselves in with "actually it's ephebophilia"

I know what to get @rob-sheridan.com for Christmas.

Girls are taught this shit from basically day one, so factor in that the trafficked girls were post-pubertal and you're going to get a lot of women tying themselves in knots to justify the thing as not that bad -- if *they* knew their sexuality was a weapon at fifteen, surely these girls wanted it.

Listen I know his games are very heartfelt but some of us remember the baby is you and cannot be shocked by anything about Toby Fox

Meanwhile, on X

Frankenstein is a metaphor for the dangers of reanimating corpses with electricity

I actually wrote an essay once comparing Frankenstein to Interview with the Vampire and how each of them are by women who'd grown up without a mother and lost a child, and how that influences the ways their monstrous "children" exist in the narrative.

Time for GUILLERMO DEL TORO'S FRANKENSTEIN DISCOURSE! I keep seeing people worry about whether del Toro properly did justice to Mary Shelley. And I have to ask: why is that del Toro's job more than anyone else's? And also, didn't he? And also, how could he? He's not a mother. 1/

LMAO I told Mum I wasn't feeling like going to the concert I had a ticket for tomorrow night, she asked who was playing, I said it was the Stardew Valley symphony and she replied "shades of Tar" which tells you a lot about the media we each consume.

Seeing Demi play D&D with Brennan Lee Mulligan was truly a transcendent experience.

Also I hope I am clear that I'm talking about adults in positions of social or economic power over the teens, like 30-year-old men or whatever. Don't take this as me being one of those people like "a fifteen year old and an eighteen year old can NEVER DATE" because that's not what I'm talking about.

genuinely very few things more satisfying than reading the kinds of emails rich and famous people send each other

Demi overheard a British woman in Japan. From bigsofttitty.png ep 352 - I crave release

Btwn this and the fedora kid from the Louvre, potential YA pitches are having a helluva week

Neither can legally consent to sex with an adult!!!!!!! Whether a child has gone through puberty or not has nothing to do with whether adults should be having sex with them!!!!! Even if a fifteen year old is sexually active with their peers, they should not be having sex with adults!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

in case you're wondering how the cope is going www.mediamatters.org/megyn-kelly/...

I suspect pretty much everyone on here is anti-weight-loss-drugs, but for anyone having them heavily pushed by doctors or family -- as happened to me -- I'm telling you they are deeply, deeply not worth it. You regain all the weight and feel like absolute shit the whole time. They are very very bad.

so glad the child sexual abuse panic was squarely pointed at folks like me by the people actually doing it & the public was like “yeah, seems right—freaks did it. not the men with all the money & fighting to keep child marriage legal, the women that are legal to kill in 30 states if you’re nervous.”

move over Beavis

god this so much