There were abolitionists in the 1800s. People knew slavery was morally wrong. The founding fathers were just bad people.

I'm not going to jail Pre time skip Dimitri would use his princely powers to get me off (Pun intended)

huge day for worms

@kinkymation.bsky.social is Michaelangelo and the Shantae x Risky Boots series is the Sistine chapel

"people with renaissance-level art skills don't exist anymore" yes they do their username is something like 03748218_ and they spend all their time drawing pornography so deranged it'd kill hugh hefner a second time

PSS: Always pee after sex And before sex You know what? Pee during sex too

MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported? NOEM: We haven't deported veterans MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea

Beyond time Dems come prepared like this. Beyond time. Only 8 years too late. Attack them at every step. Attack them like the repubs have done for decades. Attack them, but be prepared. Don’t cower. Keep attacking.

Now do all the other people who have been detained, tortured, trafficked, disappeared, and otherwise harassed by this lawless regime.

Also, congratulations everyone who made something this year. A comic, a song, a film, a novel, a painting, a poem, a short story, a sculpture, crochet, embroidery, whatever it is. In this era of slop and theft, if you *make* something you are a shining jewel and I am so grateful for you.

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He thinks 5G is about cameras. Donald Trump is an idiot.

Hmm... Now where have I seen this before?

How many pieces came out in the New York Times and the Atlantic accusing trans people of erasing the word woman. Here's the Trump administration literally banning the use of the word and not a peep.

I was systematically trained (often using shame) to ignore, check out, and disconnect myself from my body’s signals - because the needs associated with those signals were “inconvenient” to the people and systems around me.

I genuinely think none of this gets solved until we stop electing people who think in terms of "acceptable loss" and not in terms of "people"

it intensely angers me every time I open a book PDF in Acrobat and the software reminds me that I’m reading a Long Document and gee, wouldn’t I prefer a summary instead I am not a first grade child who requires the easy-reader version of big kid books, demon machine

Call me Fat Nuggets the way I'm gonna gobble your nuts

How many times do I have to speak at a government board meeting thing before I can call myself an activist? 😅

Byleth's hear me out #fe3h #edeleth

How to buy yourself a needy malignant narcissist? Just offer him a phony, made up "Peace Prize" & he's all your's!!! No need for a formal ceremony as he'll snatch from the box & put it on all by himself. Both laughably pathetic AND pathetically laughable. 🤡 🫣

After much research and development I have made an offline version of ChatGPT. Now you can save water and electricity while navel-gazing, and carry one of the world's most powerfully annoying AI chatbots in your pocket.

I'm a believer in Girl-Fail Butch Lesbian™ Eddie and MPDG Bi Colombia.

Probably one of my worst "hear me out"s:

Hire a studio to make a huge CRPG set in the Star Wars universe, set during the Jedi-Sith Wars And then canonize a bunch of the Visions shorts

I love Chiitan posts because they're always like "Everybody, let's make the world kinder to transgender people 🏳️‍⚧️❤️" [video of Chiitan getting blasted out of a giant rocket launcher. you can see the suit getting dismembered in the distance]

I am begging us in media to stop mealy-mouthed avoidance of bias with phrases like "in a controversial move." When what we actually mean is "in a move antithetical to every scientific finding and medical recommendation." "A move that will cause both illness and death."

If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity

That's parasocial as fuck, right??? Like??? Am I losing my mind???

In a meeting about how we’re integrating AI into our work. “It’s more accurate than a human could ever be, but also it gets confused so be careful with it” I feel like I’m in fucking Jonestown and everyone is trying to force feed me the Kool-Aid

Anytime you encounter this in the wild, just reply "so?" The only reason anyone would care if white people "went extinct" (and, Christ, get a grip) would be if they thought white people were inherently superior for some reason. Make them say that with their whole chest.

Also, while people would only be going “extinct” in the way that Romans went extinct. Which is to say we call them “Italians” now.

Fire Emblem Three Houses Chapter 9: The Cause of Sorrow

I actually really like how Viv & Co. wrote Valentino this season. They humanized him and gave us a bit of insight into just how insecure he actually is. But they didn't try to excuse anything he's done to Angel (and others).

Made a spaceship out of junk. Nice.