i might need to watch naruto cuz that nine-tailed fox is hot as FUUUUUUUCK

at a bar and my mom just said this looks like an erika kirk eye lmfao

do ya wanna come over frot our balls together?

It's Christmas Eve, lets end 2024 by finding MELIA a peaceful adult only home. No dogs. Cats are ok. This is her life right now. 👇 We must change it. 2 years of it is enough. Adopt her 🏡Hempstead Animal Shelter 📞(516) 785-5220 📍3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit Wantagh, NY 11793 💻[email protected]

I kinda hate to do this but I have been urged by close friends to admit i need help. gofund.me/713d539ea Anything at all helps, thank you.

how did ancient greeks clean out

bsky is LA and twitter is NYC

i’ll go through a week long bout of wanting to be a cool mysterious quiet artist who shares nothing but his work with the world like i’m thom yorke or something but then the DRAMA QUEEN FAGGGGGG bursts out of me like a cock-shaped alien from the movie alien and i ruin the facade.

kissing under the mistletoe is so last year we’re docking under that bitch this holiday season

furry reindeer porn!!!! waiter!!!! more!!!!!!

god is so cruel. all of the good deeds i do in life should cure my ibs.

waiter waiter i’ll have 5 fuckin billion latkas please

i will never forgive the generation that forced conservatism into the minds of the current generation. it’s so sad to see these kids & young adults hating themselves & their peers more than we (millennials) ever did. y’all rise UP! radical queerness & expression is a good thing!!

sometimes i forget im a fa**ot and then someone sends me a photo of myself at a con and reminds me who i rlly am

thanking god every goddamn DAY i was introduced to high waisted pants

see my problem is i want to live on every coast in every city near every friend with access to all biomes, mountains, and oceans. i want a stable home life but i also want to live on the road forever.

i want a bigger butt so fucking bad dude what’s the opposite of ozempic??

they call me the fastest queef in the west

cruising in the countryside

wait who tf was this in the zootopia 2 trailer??

lucario porn keeps me going in this capitalist homophobic hellscape (america)

do more fursuit thirst trap videos of you covered in christmas lights. i’m taking a survey.

i wanna be a deer with a FAT ass

woke up to a dog barking and a guy going “TOAST!!! NO!!!” the dog’s name is toast!!!!! 😭💖🐶

furry artists be like “here’s my sona’s butthole ;) it’s on his lower back!!!”

does anyone have tips on how to stop ruminating? i’ll have the most micro uncomfortable interaction with someone and literally nonstop think about it for months on end to the point where stress starts affecting my health lol.

i’m so happy Our People made Zootopia 2 and gave every character a prominently featured gigantic voluptuous ass.

just another night in LA baby. jackin off and hittin the taqueria!!! los angeles baby!! fuck yeah!!!

wish i was a avatar on the avatar planet. ass out all the time, chills in nature, talks to aminals, has sex with trees. it’s a paradise.

i honestly don’t know why but minestrone soup pisses me OFF!!!

Hey you

in the wake of MFF, y’all are posting a lotttt of megaplex photos because u didn’t get to go and i gotta know where you all get those ass-hugging skimpy twink swim briefs

“put it in” is the hottest phrase on earth cuz it can be about a dick & butt or a pizza & oven.

JUST SAW ZOOTOPIA 2 And Y’ALL FR ARE TELLING UR LUSTING AFTER THAT ANDY SAMBERG ASS ZIONIST GENOCIDAL LYNX ARE U FR

cleaning out is a humiliation ritual

i could never do somnophilia cuz i’d fr fart

alright who in new york city wants to see zootopia 2 later this week 🦊🐰

the emotions i felt the second i got off that plane were wild. immediately teared up when i felt the cold. east coast i have missed you in ways i did not realize.

LAX this empty gets me HARD DUDE

getting fucked in the ass is great but when life does it in a Metaphorical Way, it’s not near as fun.

are there medical professionals who can tell me if the effects of stress has on appearance can be reversed? after everything that’s been done to me this year, i look like the crypt keeper and it’s making me wanna walk into the sea.

Congress is attempting to fast track KOSA and more than a dozen bills that would restrict internet access, censor speech and increase surveillance under the guise of protecting children. Committee hearings begin tomorrow.

crunchy leaf season gets me HORNY

think i wanna turn into one of those fuckin guys who carry a leather bag

okay very specific ask but do y’all know of any furry comics that take place in new york city?

my butt looked so amazing when i lived in pittsburgh cuz that bitch is all stairs

therians dont owe you their heads to scruff their fur and tell them theyre a cute puppy and then they wag their tails and push their faces into your lap . what was i saying

dude i just wanna jack off and get money. what the fuck else are we supposed to do in this gay life?