i desperately wanna give an eldritch entity or some kind magical entity my hole in exchange for esoteric knowledge of the beyond

df

peeing doesn’t take long enough for a workplace bathroom break. might get into shitting.

time to put your pussy where your mouth is big shot

why is every hot bitch from seattle

getting on e so ur chaser friends remember u exist

lucario porn at work!!! 🙌

i’m gay for men with girl waists and girl butts

i’m not a babyfur. i’m a whatever age i was when the internet looked like this-fur

white undies are like chefs whites for bottoms. if those things are clean after a full shift, you know you’re in good hands.

i gotta know how those astronauts are jackin off up there in zero g

are you seriously telling me i was so busy this weekend topping twinks that i missed the fact we went to the MOON!?

seeing all your friends from around the world pop up on grindr is truly special

met a guy with the last name spitler today call that an evil twink that don’t swallow

when i was a kid i experienced a deep and primal high from peeing in the shower

i love LA so much but my god i need to get into some trees soon or i’m gonna shit

i love it when fursuiters wear clothes sometimes and sometimes they don’t :))

At the Party After a few drinks of Bee-elzeJuice, Mack and Star wasted no time having a little more fun while the party moved to another part of Bee's house. Commission for Uruka

i’ll be at LVFC! 💖🦊 do: pick me up touch me make me bark for you invite me to parties don’t: ask for my opinion on the recent changes to the taco bell menu i am not emotionally ready to go there

there better be sex in the mario movie

A small RD REF SHEET for @urukathewolf.bsky.social, featuring Toothpick! #commission #refsheet #robotdreams

i didn’t go to college and i don’t regret it save for the fact i never got to fuck and suck a bunch of wound up professors

WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK

i need every deer fursuiter to be in front of me right now

it should be illegal to be a femboy under 30

longing for that day i bring value to the friend group 🫦

i will never write a bar as good as “call me the twin towers the way her bush has me collapsing”

you can get a boy pregnant if you’re pure of heart enough

a beer bottle is just a dick with a knot bigger and longer than the shaft

an artist respects the silence that serves as the foundation of creativity. full stop.

iMm gonna fuckin let shia labouf into the polycule i’m gonna set this man right amen jesus christ

i fucking HAAAAAAATE it when the top makes this face!!!

Hey if you see this I need you to repost. We're almost out of food, our car is overdue, and my cat needs his meds. Please help us

dude i just feel like i need to take some time to abandon all western life and internet-based tech and just go fuckin put myself in a life or death wilderness survival situation dude. like fuckin fight a koala bear or fight a monk. i could fight a jaguar. so many things to fight.

if ur therian, owning a gun is just species affirming care cuz u don’t have claws or fangs

couldn’t piss at the gay club cuz the couple next to me at the urinals kept glancing over i’m about to piss my fuckin pants

send bald and fem-presenting inspo pics cuz it’s comin for me bad lmfao biology is so annoying

the leading cause of IBS is the United States of America

they seriously need a gigantic vore inflatable at every single con

gay sex is an act of rebellion

Are you an Alterhuman? It's more likely than you think

i wonder what it’s like to see your friends daily. i want that life back so badly. LA Is so big and i live and work so far away from people. :’)

The True State Of Our Souls 🐾🌈 #art #furry #therian #3D

my coworker was coming up with riddles to pass the time and asked “what has no life but can still die” and i said a redditor lmfao

i’m rlly good at dirty talk but it’s always so funny to watch the footage afterwards cuz i’m always like “that is a wildly embarrassing thing to say out loud” at myself lmfao gay sex is fucking hilarious

i wish cum tasted like baja blast

i’ve worn nothing but men’s clothing (i work in menswear) this past year and i think that genuinely damaged my sense of self. i love my sartorial shit but i seriously believe that not engaging with the other side of my gender has caused some problems for my mental health.