“I just don’t get the kind of engagement on Bluesky that I get on X” the engagement:

a mundane curse #comic

"Crow", pencil crayon/graphite on watercolour paper, 9x12", 2026- $450(Cdn) #art #wip #birds

flawlessly avoiding the weekend discourse just to log in monday morning and post “I like big tits” like a fucking champion

Absolutely stoked to give off this vibe when roughly 15% of my posts are about eating Spaghettios straight out of a can

It's Monday :( But today could Be The Day!!! Let this bring you cheer.

Silicon Valley: Agents will change everything, can't stop, won't stop agenting the agents! In 12-18 months, agents will replace all white collar work! Also Silicon Valley: Agent ate my homework

For #MuppetMonday, let's have some Kermit the Frog flashbacks! #3: Kermit & co. in a Muppet version of WHEN HARRY MET SALLY! Hand-drawn with mixed media on 11 X 14" watercolor paper.

addendum: never use any llm or llm-powered tool to plan any outing in nature. EVER. not even once!

next time you go into the wilderness, spare a thought for the people who’d spend days trying to locate and recover your corpse, and make better choices

#1

currently painting a fresh batch of Sipsquatches (or would the plural just be Sipsquatch? Sipsquatchi?) they will be available for adoption this upcoming friday, February 27th 8PM CET 👀

left4dead.fandom.com/wiki/Ellis A whole fandom wiki page to describe Ellis' personality and funny tangents about his buddy Keith, sushi, etc. "Now, they say that experience is the best teacher, and experience taught Keith that if you ever eat three pounds of raw chicken, it kills you"

Destroy oppressive systems.

like, trump could be living in a whole alternate reality where greenland is facing catastrophic levels of radiation due to russia using nukes in their invasion, we have absolutely no idea

they need to import this to the Stanley Cup playoffs, watching hockey players be handed stuffed animals while they seethe is the new funniest thing in the world

I don’t understand why this is happening but I am suddenly much more interested in hockey

"The Wheel" oil on panel, 16" x 20", 2020

Woooosh!

Happy 40th anniversary to "The Legend of Zelda" (released on February 21, 1986).

kind of amazing that everything trump does can be understood through the lens of narcissism and it's related needs (e.g., self aggrandizement, revenge, domination, grievance validation). i don't think any character has been so one-dimensional, not even wile e coyote or scrooge mcduck

Anybody who earnestly quotes Ayn Rand shouldn't be in charge of health decisions for anyone.

every last one of them has a shitfit and demands to know why he's calling them a horrible person when they hear their own words from anyone else's mouth. They know what they are. They just don't want you to know who they are

hi

Trump Suffers Setback Unrelated To Child Rape

Okay before you read this thread I want you to guess why she got divorced, then click:

Never have so many cheered for that microscopic piece of arterial plaque.

His blood pressure has got to be through the roof right now, so if anyone has a chance to ask him an aggressive question about the Epstein files, that really could make It happen today. Come on, reporters. We'll build statues in your honor.

🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 rage aneurysm 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

Hell the trans bathroom articles are borderline a mad libs subject swap of the 80/90s gay bathroom panic, which also share shockingly close structures to the pro-segregation bathroom panics from even earlier. White supremacists are lazy as fuck and love to recycle bigotry tactics

don’t even talk to me unless this is how you feel about sanitation workers

What effect does today's Supreme Court ruling have on "the de minimis exception"?

"conservatives split on whether to do the wrong thing, or the right thing for the wrong reasons"

When there's good news I love to share/QT it from reputable sources but it's making my head explode how many people still don't use alt text or link to an actual article when making annnouncements.

"We owe conspiracy theorists a huge apology" No we fucking don't. They were talking about a secret conspiracy of gay trans Jewish lizard people. The Epstein files uncovered a conspiracy of rich, straight, white, right-wing Christian men, which these motherfuckers never even considered.

LMAO We’re about to witness an oppositional defiance disorder tantrum the likes of which few people alive today have ever experienced

Another reason conspiracy theorists are desperate to rewrite the history books about this is that it came out that a lot of their internet hangouts were built by pedophiles who specifically said in their emails "we can weaponize these people because they are the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet"

[nodding] the mitochondria is the whorehouse of the cell

Don't take horse paste you fucking ding dongs.

it’s pretty funny to make a world where everything is based on computer. and then fuck that part up specifically

I am going insane. I need all of you to beg Clip Studio Paint, alongside me, to make a linux version. Yes I know wine bottles exist, they aren't perfect. I need to escape this hell

I will never forgive Microsoft for turning me into a linux guy

pook fucking called it

bbg wake up , biblically accurate unicorn just dropped

MOONROT is OUT NOW! A short horror game about a rover exploring a distant, desolate moon. Take grainy photos, record crackly signals, and keep your battery charged to survive. There may be a chance for mankind just yet. store.steampowered.com/app/3622230/...

congratulations its been a very long wait for your turn

will polymarket let me bet on when people leave substack