Every A.I. CEO is like “We invented a robot that can fuck your wife so you have more free time to mow the lawn!”

Of course he did, because they don't actually believe the anti-vaxx bullshit they peddle.

Ship Shapes… #Spaceship #SciFi #Illustration

watched #otgw for the first time since it aired so I drew a bunch of fanart, here's Wirt but I'll post everyone else eventually too 🍂 #artpost

this is absolutely my favorite protest innovation of 2025 "my opponents are violent antifa extremist terrorists" "your opponents are dressed as giant inflatable frogs" solid fuck you to the pepe crowd too

Just checking Amazon for inflatable costumes ~for no particular reason~ and it looks like they're about $40 each.

one of the most important things to learn, if you're out there doing things: you don't get to talk about it. you don't get to brag about it, you don't get to tell your friends, you don't get drinks bought for you in the bar off the story. it's *always* shut the fuck up friday

So, I did not know that cesium was one of the few “liquid at room temperature” metals. It seems that the cesium-shrimp was probably caused by chucking scrapped medical equipment into a steel smelter, releasing a plume of it across Indonesia.

The lake sturgeon (a 100-year-living, 90-kg relic from the age of dinosaurs) is returning to Missouri’s rivers after near-extinction from dams and pollution. The revival of a keystone species and signalling broader recovery of the Mississippi basin’s river systems. buff.ly/NJFBX6f #ShareGoodNewsToo

this nobel prize freakout on the right is legitimately the most pathetic and embarrassing behavior ive ever seen from one of the political parties in this country, have some fucking pride for god sake

I too could use some snacks

In the 1970s, no British actors could do a convincing American accent, and now they all can. It's like how birds learned to drink cream through milk bottle tops.

Aren't jounalists supposed to spend their time answering to mommy rather than getting news stories? Asking for a friend.

"we cant uninvent ai" no we cant but we couldnt uninvent nfts either and nobody gives a fuck about them anymore

Pissiest Boy In The World Stamps Feet And Has Temper Tantrum For Not Being Called Best Boy apnews.com/article/dona...

The wingless Sphinx hasn’t notice you…yet. So you still have time to prepare for her riddles

after the 10th radioactive shrimp recall in 7 weeks, i decided to do some digging little did i know it would lead me to an underreported industrial accident that may have released an airborne plume of radioactive debris over swaths of indonesia www.consumerreports.org/health/food-...

Chiitan has a dream. I hope that one day the term LGBT will become a thing of the past. I will continue to spread my message until we live in a world where everyone can love freely and is free from persecution and discrimination. Until then, let's all support each other🤍

Self indulgent doodling sesh

This is why mandatory online age verification is bullshit.

The nominative determinism of this specific atrocity is off the charts here.

Real talk, we collectively missed the communal point of the zombie media plot: you ALWAYS have to work with other people, to rely on their skills to cover gaps in yours. And, if you're lucky and work together, you survive to the end. Not just the end of the movie, but the end of the whole ordeal.

I don't know how to convince people that trans rights aren't some unique and special thing. It's literally just about healthcare, security, and identity. If America decides it can deny medication to Lisa because of who she is, then it can deny care to anyone.

What truly amazes me most about Pritzker is how long it took a Democrat to realize that if you simply did the right thing and kept doing it authentically, all you need to do is keep doing that and you’re going to become the president

that donald trump was allowed to become president again after J6 is something we may never recover from as a nation

The fact that they can't get a random sampling of citizens from any city to indict people for interfering with ICE seems more informative than any political poll, tbh

I will never not repost this (Sound on for maximum effect)

Fuck Prime Day. PDFs of GHOST DAYS and IN THE SNOW, THE JUNGLE are on sale for just 3$ today, which means you can grab this fully illustrated short story collection AND its followup novella for just $6. Get your Appalachian historical folklore/horror fix here! www.asherelbein.com/store

I liked when James Baxter used to do occasional guest spots on animated TV shows. I assume studios had a bat signal for him, except instead of a static bat it was a horse running in perspective towards the camera while the camera rotated around it

all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.

To be fair, that applies to nearly any omnivore, and an *alarming* number of herbivores.

*develops animal translator* Me: so yea...that's how the sausage is made. Pig: interesting...and can you do that with any species?

the indignity of being forced to absorb & take seriously the views of (a) women during metoo, followed in 2020 by (b) scientists, and (c) people of color, inflicted so much psychic damage on everyone with this mindset that they will never recover.

As much as folks might not want to believe it, artists who sell their work cannot survive exclusively on platforms that cater to primarily other artists. The Circulating The Same Five Dollars™️ model can't feed us or pay bills for long. We need places where we can be seen and discovered.

I miss when oligarchs tried to launder their reputations by building giant museums or some shit rather than trying to build themselves a personalized propaganda network

The man, the myth, the legend: Mothman

Claire's 🤝 Bluesky Everyone I don't like is doing political violence on me

You know what was weird last week? I didn’t see anyone fired for quoting words actually spoken by Jane Goodall.

This is genuinely some bullshit on bsky's part. A reaction meme of charlie kirk gets a Black person a permanent suspension, but people who actively doxx and spread hate against marginalized people not only get to stay, but het followed by mods? We see you, bsky, and it's pretty fucking disgusting.

if "promoting hateful content" is grounds for a permaban, Singal should be long gone

Bsky: We don't need to sitewide ban fascist bad actors who work tirelessly to vilify & eliminate from the face of the Earth most of our core posters 😜 our content moderation tools are robust and many 😜 moderate yourselves 😜 put that in your waffle maker Also bsky: We have permanently banned Link 😇

So, to recap, Link said something about Jay that she didn’t like, so she dug all the way through his account in order to create a pretext for a permaban. Petty and think skinned doesn’t even begin to describe this.

@jay.bsky.team wow you guys fucking suck.

The Sunset Vanguard A guild made of veterans from the different armies of the City States who preferred to go adventuring than return to civilian life. Very prone to infighting. #radiantviridia #thethiefoftales

A view into the Amazon from Sumaco Volcano. So many little worlds playing out in the forest below. An entire universe of beetles and monkeys and birds and humans. You could spend all your life learning about the ants in one of those little trees down there. Overwhelmingly beautiful.

I made an intelligent piece of paper

Puffins return to Maine after half a century of absence. Eastern Egg Rock now hosts the only puffin colony in the United States, restored through decades of painstaking work after the birds were hunted out a century ago. buff.ly/RB0Ibz0 #ShareGoodNewsToo

Reminder that everything you post can be seen by law enforcement. Be smart, especially now, and don't snitch on yourself. Posting specifics about actions or promoting violence on social media is just a bad idea. There's a reason organizers and activists use Signal. You can't resist from a cage.

On the train sketching