This is satire, for now. But nothing would surprise me in this space.

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Shite Lotus

But were there any bulldozer noises? (Not that there's anything wrong with that.)

Too close to call...

Correlation does not imply causation... or does it?

Liberals re-examine gender quotas in slew of proposals to make party ‘fit-for-purpose political machine’ www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

One of my silly posts ended up on ABC Insiders on Sunday. Curiously the military / industrial complex has not yet collapsed as a result my work. Guess I’ll have to keep at it. Talking Pictures with Mike Bowers and Fiona Katauskas iview.abc.net.au/show/insider...

Ahead of England v Norway in the World Cup, enjoy this classic from my old pal Patrick Kidd in The Times

A large, aggressive and deeply confused male who wrecks everything he touches. And Neil.

Your tax dollars at work…

That dark existential moment when the fear hits and you’re forced to contemplate all the terrible decisions that lead you to this exact time and place.

A tragic, attention-seeking, B-grade, grifter still trading on her brief ‘moment in the sun’ back in the 1990’s… and Holly Valance.

BREAKING: Cause of massive Telstra disruption confirmed.

Me when Barnaby Joyce tries to lecture Albo about proper standards of moral behaviour.

Problem : Solution.

A shonky, racist, anti-immigration populist leader is under pressure for accepting handouts, support and policy advice from a Right-leaning billionaire. Meanwhile, in the UK, Nigel Farage is in trouble.

Right?

My prediction? Hughesy will go on Sunrise tomorrow and demand that Albo resigns because - by choosing ‘Our Kylie’ in a puerile podcast pop quiz - he’s destroyed the future market value of ‘Our Nicole’ and ‘Our Rhonda’.

Coming soon…. “Cognitive Dissonance - The Musical” [sound up]

A photo captured in Washington by Reuters’ Cheney Orr said much about modern America: a black woman, alone and apprehensive on the subway, surrounded by male neo-fascists concealing their identities in white masks, sunglasses and baseball caps.

‘I’ve never been a Catholic but I had quite a lot in common with your old boss, George Pell’, said Mr Jones. “And that’s why we gave the altar boys the afternoon off,’ said the priest.

Might be easier at this point if Moira Deeming lets us know which members of the Victorian Liberal Party she won’t be suing.

Not usually in the habit of posting content from shows like A Current Affair, but I'll make an exception for this. It's a detailed look into the overseas bot-armies that are flooding Australian social media feeds with a tsunami of pro-Hanson content. youtu.be/1LyqelgeFyM?...

Move along. Nothing to see here.

Brrrrrrrrrrrrr. Brrrrrrrrrrrrr. Come on. Make the noise with me. Brrrrrrrrrr.