This reminds me a little of Mel Brooks dealing with studio notes.

posts like these tend to briefly experience turbulence upon entering the stratosphere (people who reply to correct me) before escaping into the frictionless void (people who reply immediately after reading 30% of the post)

Roblox revealing AI world generation software and it literally just makes Expedition 33 feels like accidentally the greatest slander of all time

I wonder how these characters feel about living in the same world as a literal Messiah figure who the entire universe resolves around

“Thettle down Kiefer” Comm for an anonymous client

Last time I ordered from there they tried to get me to gamble on sports

Horizon: Zero Fun

The fact that *not one* person in Harris' camp can explain why they shouldn't launch their fucking media operation on the Substack platform is... probably all you need to know about that endeavor.

AI continues to blow my mind

It's kind of amazing how the worst consequence many of our most powerful people can conceive of is someone being mad at them online, to the degree that they are driven to distraction about it even in the abstract.

mr elon musk tweet “bitcoin” to save bitcoin please my wife is going to leave me i lost everything

every three hours in America, a man is arrested. here he is

Times article has an incredible illustration

Holy shit it’s not great political strategy to constantly denounce your own voters?!

I mean they could just shoot anyone trying to vote. that is a thing they could do.

The president constantly lying about stolen elections, after staging a coup attempt, & now threatening to federalize & steal future elections, should be the primary news story in the country 24/7 & on every front page until he is impeached & removed next week.

so do Republicans actually believe this or do they just say it to shame their Democratic colleagues

i keep most of my money in a "stablecoin" that is "tethered" to the value of the dollar. it's called the dollar

Trump Appoints Lara Trump To Be Next Dilbert https://theonion.com/trump-appoints-lara-trump-to-be-next-dilbert/

Good. "But DHS isn't just ICE, it's also..." nope, wrong. DHS no longer serves any useful functions, the whole thing has been reassigned to repression. FEMA isn't even paying out to states. All DHS does is shooting, teargassing, facial recognition, and administrative warrants. Shut it down.

ok, whoa. the DOJ just told me that the unredacted version of the document in question contains an image of a victim’s face overlayed on the face of the Mona Lisa image. so, that's why it's redacted. jesus christ

You don’t understand. Cryptocurrency is the future. All it will take is everyone agreeing to this and if that doesn’t happen? Okay hold on

sounds like they're not buying the dip

"Covid made me pro-open borders"

Well my name's Kamala And I'm here to say That I'm down with the kids In a major way!

can't help but think there is probably a corrosive effect of having sex trafficker-elite emails unveiled for months on end as one of the biggest cultural/news stories of the last year— unearthing an inexcusable moral rot in the upper echelons of power—but without any real accountability/justice

"the perfect is the enemy of the good" mainly comes up when the "good" thing on offer is extremely not good

This Weeks Onion Magazine: ‘It’s My Hand’: Muppets Puppeteer On How He Brings Kermit To Life

I cannot stand the "this is a good start" discourse. The Democrats in Congress do not want to abolish ICE. They have proposed a series of bog-standard reforms regurgitated by a think tank. Everyone knows they do not work. The Democrats supporting this do not care. They just want to move on.

who, ostensibly, is this for

good grief

if you ignore graphics, i think videogames have actually gotten worse over time. it used to be you could play a videogame all day and there wasnt politics to consider. now you have to go to work instead of that

a pretty good reason to be unrelenting and uncompromising on abolition is because you can presume that every dem loyalist thinks like this: continuing to fund and build the gestapo in between handing it off to republican administrations—rather than dismantling it—is entirely acceptable to them

When he's dead Evangelicals will go back to pretending they cared about the morality of politicians and I'm telling you it will be the most shameless shit you've ever seen

getting shot in the head with a sniper and my body launches into a perfect backflip and lands upright leaning against the wall in a cunty position. The soldier who shot me has nightmares about it every day until killing his wife and then himself on March 28, 2043

joke's over

oh man I hope we're doing "having sex is a Jewish psyop" the perfect venn diagram of online crankery

I'm no media careers expert, but I feel like you gotta put a little more effort than this

today has been an amazing day for refreshing webpages

I think this guy should kermit

ngl this is more true to how Aloy originally looked than Sony's own more recent takes lmao

also, Aloy is the most important character in the entire world and absolutely everything that happens revolves around her no one actually cares about the setting in such a player-centralizing narrative. so I think doing a spinoff is really dumb

it's so extremely funny that they had to do Overwatch pornbait designs when the actual Horizon games were, loudly and proudly, the antithesis of that

Horizon might just be the most industry plant series of all time it has zero organic popularity but they keep forcing it everywhere. it has a fucking Lego game

hire fans lol

so it's like... MOBA MonHun lol okay man

is that a new fucking Horizon game why is it anime

The ADHD urge to buy a thing, watch all the videos about the thing, religiously track shipping until the thing arrives, excitedly open the shipping box to get to the thing, and then place the thing somewhere random and forget about it for 3-60 months.