I’m glad new people are following me thanks to my grocery store post but I feel obligated to point out that *most* of what I post is NSFW. Also, if you’re a MAGAt, get gone. These are antifa boobies!

Me at 20: I’ll have it all figured out by the time I’m 40. Me at 40: wtf do you mean they rearranged the grocery store

Things we are not doing in 2026, besties: - worrying that every little hair or blemish makes us undesirable - sucking it in when he puts a hand on our tummies - comparing our bodies to retouched pics online - not buying clothing we love because we are worried we are not skinny or young enough

I have big Pisces energy and I’m not upset about it. 🤷‍♀️

People with boobies over 40… this is your reminder to schedule your annual mammogram. Sincerely, they are no big deal and free with most health insurance. No need to be nervous, they literally take like 15 mins and you’re done.

When he possessively wraps an arm around your waist or nuzzles your neck in public 🫠 (In poly, possessive actions don’t mean that my partner is mine and no one else’s. It means they are mine to protect and cherish, and if you don’t treat them right they are mine to avenge.)

If you don’t love me at my “posting weird art” you don’t deserve me at my “posting lewds”

Made some art

GM: Charisma check. Mamdani: [rolls natural 20] GM: that’s a d6 how did you Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

Loot that drops after defeating me: - iced coffee - random assortment of pretty papers, stickers, ribbons, beads, and glitter - half-burned berry scented candles - tin of ice breakers sours - heavy-duty scissors - 3 to 5 pocket rocks - a love letter - a tiny, angry cat

Someone once accused me of editing my pics. Can you believe it? The audacity! My pics don’t have a single edit, crop, or filter!

And all I really want is some peace man A place to find a common ground And all I really want is a wavelength (Today’s vibe is courtesy of Alanis.) open.spotify.com/track/6rRIRM...

*catches your bottom lip with my teeth as we kiss*

When I clench around you as tight as I can, just know… I mean it disrespectfully. 😏

I wonder if the men in power sometimes just close their eyes and wish they were tiny tree frogs living in the forest without a care in the world. I wonder if they realize that they… could basically go do that.

Do you ever just wanna say to the old white dudes in power, what is it all for? Like… they can’t be happy. They must be stressed all the time. They don’t get those lil pleasures like sitting by the fire with a good novel. Or belly laughs with their kids. Or sleeping in while cuddling their cat.

My girl Scrappy is at the bird feeder today. Lady is like the embodiment of Pink’s “So What” hence my name for her lol. She don’t give a shit who else wants food, this is HER turf. I love her. I wanna get in trouble I wanna start a fight Na na na na na na na I wanna start a fight

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here like

Okay like 99% of the time I am just naturally a subby bottom but gosh himbos are really adorable aren’t they? That’s right, baby boy, empty that pretty little head for me…

It’s cold and snowy, so it’s the perfect night to watch Fargo (the movie) with my love. He’s never seen it before! ❄️ Yoooou betcha

I’m proud of you.

There was a boy A very strange, enchanted boy… And while we spoke of many things Fools and kings, this he said to me The greatest thing you'll ever learn Is just to love and be loved in return

There was a boy A very strange, enchanted boy… And while we spoke of many things Fools and kings, this he said to me The greatest thing you'll ever learn Is just to love and be loved in return

I truly believe we are born good, wanting to help other people, build our communities, and share resources. We are taught to be greedy, to be guarded, to be skeptical, to believe the worst in others. We learn to put ourselves first and to deny the basic human instincts of love and kindness.

Partners who allow you to empty your head while they can full control and love you the way you deserve to be loved >>>>>>>>>>>>> (Seriously, don’t settle for less)

Why do romantasy men always have comically large peens? Like… being “really full” is certainly a kink for some but the idea that a young innocent FMC would deepthroat a dick she can “barely get her hands around”? No. She would gag until she barfed. 😂 Don’t even get me started on the unlubed anal…

Actual picture of me and @atinytemptress.bsky.social

Seriously whyyyyyy is it so hot when growled into my ear 💦

Looking for recommendations for true crime podcasts. Ones that tell a story over several episodes vs shows like MFM that has a new story every episode. +10 pts if the host is female I have liked: Cold, The Butterfly King, West Cork, Dr Death, Root of Evil, Serial, S-Town, Dear John (and more)

Did y’all know it is only 1 month until my birthday 😁

Yourself, but as a cartoon

Oh, I don't know what I'll turn out to be. But you'll love every moment, believe me. Would you even want me? Looking like a zombie? Would you even want me, want me, want me?

If we were neopets, I would share my cheese and onion omelette with you.

What was your most common away message lyric on AIM in the 90s or early 2000s? I’m pretty sure mine was the most emo lyric ever written… “The truth is you could slit my throat And with my one last gasping breath I'd apologize for bleeding on your shirt” It wasn’t just a phase MOM

Listen, I’m an elder millennial. Imma post emotional song lyrics as my away message. Because I’ve literally been doing it since 1997.

Oh, I don't know what I'll turn out to be. But you'll love every moment, believe me. Would you even want me? Looking like a zombie? Would you even want me, want me, want me?

Areola tattoos. How do we feel about them, friends? Because I kinda think I would look super cute with little hearts or stars…

Fuck ICE. That’s all. Carry on

I’ll be your manic pixie dream girl if you’ll be my grumpy sunshine MMC.

Reposting this pic because I like it and I want to feel better about myself today, which may be impossible but hey, at least I’m trying right?

I’ll be your manic pixie dream girl if you’ll be my grumpy sunshine MMC.

Don’t ask me to keep secrets. I will spill ‘em every time. I can’t even keep my own.

I really need to unfuck myself. Like what am I even doing right now?

You either have a naked neighbor or you *are* the naked neighbor. Bewbs needed a little extra vitamin D today!

Titties at my bird feeder.

TIL I have massive reading comprehension issues when I am in the deep depths of anxiety. I kinda suspected it but it was definitely confirmed today. Who knew that panic disorder makes you an unreliable communicator…

Give me your demons. I want to carry their weight with you, wrap my arms around them, kiss the pain until it’s bearable. They are part of you, and thus, I love them. Even when it is hard. Especially when it is hard. YOU are loved and wanted and cherished, not a burden to be endured.

Self care is part of the resistance. (Easy to say, harder to practice.)

*miniture obsessed