Reading Feathers So Vicious and whewwwww. I love DARK romance with truly morally gray MMCs (not just grumpy bad boys who are super protective). So far this book is… wowwwwww fucked up. I kinda love it so what does that say about me? (I’m not very far into it yet though so my opinion might change.)

I feel terrible about myself today so here are some boobies for y’all. Hope your day is better than mine.

I would say that I’m wearing my sassy pants today, but in reality, I don’t need pants to be sassy. What I really need is someone to spank the sass right out of me… if you think you can…

Saaaaaammmmmeeeee 🫠

A romantic date night around here consists of watching spooky true crime docudramas and/or horror movies. I’m so grateful to have found someone whose weird matches my weird! 🥰

Y’all, the news is exhausting. Have some boobies as a palette cleanse.

I know everyone is excited for Halloween (and I do love spooky season) but I honestly cannot wait for Yule/Christmas season every year. There’s just something so cozy and magical about it to me. ☺️

Yes, I bite. And you’ll like it.

I am imperfect despite trying incredibly hard to be better, and today that sucks.

We're shattering the silence, we're rising, defiant, Shouting in the quiet, "You're not alone." We listened to the demons, we let them get between us, But none of us are out here on our own.

I need you to kiss that spot that makes tingles shoot up my spine.

Brat brat brat brat brat brat braaaaaat

Lunch today is a four cheese grilled cheese with multigrain sourdough from a local bakery 🤤

I’m at a super slow market today so let me show you some of the new snake shed art I have been working on. DM me to claim anything

You and your BDSM test

Whether you are monogamous or polyamorous, it is SO IMPORTANT to support your partner having friendships outside of your relationship. This includes friendships with people of the opposite sex. If the thought of your partner having a friend makes you jealous, please bring that up to your therapist.

Going on a bookstore date with the remnants of you still dripping out of me…

You say you wanna keep me 'round your little finger But, baby, I'm a runner, baby, I'm a gunner Don't know where you'll find me But I hope that you'll find me one last time

Just got back from the grocery store and omg can this rapture thing hurry up already? Come get you kids! 😤 (Seriously, why is it always the people with Jesus bumper stickers that are the most rude and entitled?)

Reminder to all my people feeling hopeless. 💗 You deserve to be seen and loved.

It’s a sleep-with-my-tigee kind of night. Yes, I named my stuffed tiger Tigee. Shush.

I wear sunscreen, but when you’re a beach bum like I am, you’re always going to end summer with some tan lines.

If you aren’t hyping your partner up, what is even the point? Both to their face AND when they are not around. Like… I get needing to rant to a trusted friend occasionally about an annoyance. But I genuinely don’t understand people who spend all their time complaining about their partner.

I wear sunscreen, but when you’re a beach bum like I am, you’re always going to end summer with some tan lines.

When he’s the one in control of my Nora… 🥵🥵🥵💦💦💦❤️❤️❤️

I’m a Pisces 🤷‍♀️ I get really really emotional but I also love really really hard. If you can reassure me and embrace my spirit, you will be part of the most magical romance of your life. And I will always try to grow and be better, for you. But I’m a lot. You have to take the good with the bad.

The polyamorous joy when all your partners had really fun days with their other partners/friends. Mudita. 🥰 (Honestly… mudita, or more specifically compersion, is *hard*, friends! But it’s worth confronting your jealousy to experience that kind of security with your partner(s).)

The things you whisper so softly in my ear when you’re inside me… those words are etched on my heart forever.

"You're taking it so well" "Just like that" "Eyes up here" "You can take it" "You're doing such a good job" "Not until I say so" "Look at me" "Use your words" "Cum for me" "Let it out" "Such a good girl"

I’m bent over the bed like a good girl. Give me one good reason why you’re aren’t behind me, thrusting. Don’t I deserve to be completely filled with (thoughts of) you?

Some bedtime reading…

Bring me popsicles and tell me I’m pretty.

I want to nap tangled up together and only wake when you sliiiiiide into me ever so slowly.

Listen I know the pic isn’t that pretty but I made garlic bread pasta for lunch and it is DELICIOUS 🤤 (recipe is on the Emmy Made YT channel if you wanna make it, super easy)

Get over here and show me what your mouth can do. 😏

I’m a night owl and just now going to bed (4 am my time). It’s a shame I can’t be your oral alarm clock this morning. What would wake your first, my moans or the ones I drag from you with my tongue? 😈

Oh my darling, I don’t always need you to be strong for me. I need you to trust that I can carry you when needed. Lay your head in my lap. I’ve got you.

Let’s have a romantic date night where you color my skin delish shades using floggers, paddles, and whips as your paintbrushes. Make me pretty for you, and then kiss away my tears while you hold me close.

Not to be a total slut, but…

I have decided to make Kpop Demon Hunters my *entire* personality, and I will not be taking constructive criticism at this time.

Fit check for my napalm era