trump pulling a hardboiled egg out of charlie kirks corpse on stage and shows it to the audience as they scream. he is asking them if he should take a bite of it and they are cheering

This is about my knees and back.

Flying is the platonic ideal of hostile businesses towards their customers. Every other industry is just trying to keep up with the masters

RAPTURE TIPS 💅

[from the corner of the room] gawrsh

Flower is an Ally confirmed!!!

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The purr-fect map

They abandoned the whole free speech thing as soon as people started saying things that genuinely offended them. It wasn’t that they were so tolerant that they accepted nazi talk as a necessary evil to protect speech writ large, they just liked saying and hearing slurs bsky.app/profile/jame...

"i agree with parents who have concerns about trans athletes in girls' sports" i think a lot of parents’ concerns are stupid as fuck actually

It is fucked up what they did to the headphone jack

just saying: it's possible that "I'm gonna dramatically constrict my state capacity while plotting dramatic imperial expansion, and expanding my set of internal enemies while alienating most of my foreign allies" is the beginning of a world-historical masterstroke. but also possible that it isn't

“It’s ok to not be ok” No it’s not this shit sucks

Yoda: yeah hi sorry but I didn’t even like this guy before he was evil and the last time I saw him he was killing children Luke: thank you for your wisdom Master Yoda Yoda: no I’m saying it’s bullshit I have to sit on a log with this guy Obi: yeah I wasn’t going to say anything but he murdered me

*mellow chuckle* sounds like a history professor www.npr.org/2025/09/18/n...

The idea that “the civil rights act was a mistake” is a mainstream conservative position we can only tolerate but “defund the police” is a great cancer that must be excised from America for Democrats to win is the actual reason Democrats lose. Sorry.

so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining

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maybe you're not being shamed by leftists. Maybe you're being urged to have a moment of self reflection on your media diet and why you're not meeting the moment

@sentimentbot.bsky.social birds do it, bees do it, let's do it

these people are genuinely idiots

great news! you're not actually seeing karl rove, john yoo, and david frum criticize the administration's lawlessness more stridently than dem leadership. you, reader, were infected with rabies by a brown bat 36 hours ago and this is all just the virus working its way through your nervous system

Huh wow turns out the people who wanted to misgender and deadname trans people and use racist slurs never cared about free speech, they just wanted to misgender and deadname trans people and use racist slurs

He's also in visible decline and has been for a long, long time.

This mf’er is a hugely unpopular lame duck and people and institutions with actual power are out here acting, for eight months straight, like he’s some goddam immortal emperor. Fuck that noise.

it’s very funny to make a distinction between cancel culture and what this is, which is clear government supression of speech. cancel culture isn’t anti first amendment, but this specifically is! which is worse!

Remembering how Jon Stewart spent all of last year telling me that he’d grown more nuanced and wise after his retirement and that Trump v Dems wasn’t as black and white as people claimed. What a ridiculous fuckwad he turned out to be.

No, it isn't. It spreads lies like "Jack Posobiec wasn't calling for violence" and pretends Charlie Kirk "won" "debates". Don't print lies in the news blogs.

I met Dan Ackroyd at a liquor store. I asked him “why would Elwood Blues select a Ford LTD for the new Bluesmobile when the 94 Chevy Caprice 9C1 is better in every way?” He looked me dead in the eye and said “Ha. It looked weird.” A king.

The piss tank on the ISS is now 14% full.

oh i got so mad at the headline and photo i didn't notice that was that loser jentleson. he's the one who danced on gazans graves with fetterman, then knifed fetterman in the back, and is now getting $10M to say we should agree to throw LGBTQ folks in a woodchipper? do i have that right?

You sport ONE babadook lewk and everybody lines up to make fun of you.

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what ezra doesn't seem willing to accept is that charlie kirk was part of a political movement that does not think that "we are going to have to live here with each other" and is fact very interested in the elimination and/or subjugation of many, many people

I love how all the so-called critics are shocked that Paul Thomas Anderson can shoot great action sequences because it tells me they're totally unfamiliar with his early work, like Alien vs Predator and Resident Evil: Afterlife, which has always been his true love

10,000 person protest? Ehh probably not

Also applies to any Nazi who wears a suit.

Nothing in life is more certain than: if you get five people in a room together who want to make the Democrats move right, the NYT will send a reporter *and* a photographer to cover it. 3000 words, feature piece.

we need young earth creationists in every biology department, antivax cranks in every medical school program, and climate deniers in every chemistry department

Dark Muplass

One of the core issues in our current political moment is the question: Can rich people be told "No" about anything ever?

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How it feels to turn your phone off