Seems like it's harder than ever for the average person to know what is and isn't true, hope there aren't any bad consequences from this

I'm dying over Smitten Kitten (a sex shoppe) having to basically be like, "Google is lying about us having a glory hole." www.instagram.com/reel/DPACIxZ...

It's ok to characterize a nihilistic libertarianish 4chan rape joke guy as right wing, actually

JUST IN: A new class action lawsuit challenges ICE's warrantless immigration arrests in Washington, D.C., which they say are occuring without probable cause and based largely on perceived ethnicity. www.documentcloud.org/documents/26...

Sometimes you gotta put PROMETHEUS on

"the menswear guy isn't fair and balanced." do you even hear yourself? "fork lady is eroding public confidence." "ladder baby is undermining the credibility of the field." "lemon raccoon is acting without transparency or accountability." that's what you sound like.

Not even 20 minutes later and I guess we’re doing 50% tariffs on IKEA for some reason. He’s a man with a plan to make life more expensive and he can’t be stopped.

a two-ton weight dropping from the ceiling directly on my head

keeping it in the group chat

this is why we need to bring back shame there need to be consequences for being a huge asshole, there need to be standards for how you behave in a decent society the rules cannot be set by the worst of us

If you’re like most Canadians, you don’t know that all of your parcels get delivered by Canada Post if you live in rural Canada. The big couriers don’t go there. They drop them off at the post office and letter carriers take them the rest of the way. Ending home delivery cuts them off.

most of this country does not waste their time on sunday listening to a child molester yap his gums and there is not a single elected official who has got their back. seems to me there is a big time opening for somebody with some stones

"We'll make everyone broke, sick, and miserable. Btw NO IMMIGRANTS" is quite a set of policies. Don't worry brother nobody's trying to come here anymore

every time I see Mayim Bialik she is saying some sort of stupid bs. that big bang theory really had her thinking she was somebody

gotta remember that no one likes this shit

Carpenter Media, without consultation with our newsrooms, pulled this story from the website today. A heinous dereliction of our duty and a cowardly move from the company who says they’re so invested in local news.

Canada Post “lost” 1 billion dollars last year? How about, “it cost Canadians 1 billion dollars to have a national postal service” which works out to costing about $25 a year per person (population of Canada in 2024 = 40 million). Seems like a pretty reasonable cost to me.

Dave Matthews has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

They’re literally giving prosecutors the names of people and organizations, and telling them to go find crimes. It’s clear from the NYT that the directive came from Trump. This is a direct consequence of Roberts explicitly immunizing weaponization of DOJ in Trump v. US.

All your favorite sellouts will be at the Riyadh Comedy Festival: defector.com/all-your-fav...

This is worse than yesterday's WWII take

french boyfriends dig the mariners' undeniable ennui

anyway, maybe not a bad day to rewatch @jonbois.bsky.social and Alex's flagship documentary series The History of the Seattle Mariners, all 3 hours and 40 minutes of which are presented in this one video for your bingeing convenience: youtu.be/TIgK56cAjfY...

people misunderstood me earlier when i said we'd have a robust base of prison labor for the 2030s Woke New Deal but this is the kind of guy i meant

Holy shit he fuckin did it!!! Sandro Dias fuckin did it!!!

I would like the child sacrificed to stop, either by we stop doing them, or we acquire an orb with some kind of enchantment, I don't want to be too prescriptive about it, but an orb or other artifact with magical properties that causes them to stop.

The AL MVP discussion is a far, FAR better use of our time on Bluesky than constant political discourse imo

When did The Onion decide to make a Jeffrey Epstein mockumentary? Once Trump started acting “dodgy” fielding questions about Epstein. “There's this big gap where information should be," @bencollins.bsky.social said. They thought "it would be very funny to fill it with complete fucking nonsense."

this of course does not wash the blood of tens - or hundreds - of thousands of civilians from their hands

SILENT HILL f

good @redford.bsky.social on a bad movie

good morning, Seattle :)

Manny Jacinto posted this bc he knows how sad and anxious we all are

fucking stop patronizing starbucks, especially non-union locations

Really interesting tidbits in this latest NYT focus group

Bitch get a job

the devils play almost exactly as far from new york as do the giants and jets in addition this is sabres, islanders, rangers, knicks, and nets erasure like you could not possibly have answered this worse, my guy

Opening a consultancy and getting rich just by explaining to politicians that the single phoniest and most repellant thihg you can do is claim to love both teams while everyone will respect it if you accurately say you were raised to believe their team is an instrument of Satan.

Mariners fans to MVP voters

the thing i find the most worrisome is that these edgelord weirdos are all desperately enthusiastic to be the catalyst for chaos that a repressive regime will happily seize on in order to materially harm their opposition

4/ Borsook divided the tech ”libertarians” into two main types: the Ravers and the Gilders. The Ravers are the ones who go to Burning Man and project countercultural ideas. The Gilders are the Peter Thiel types, more overtly focused on money and power. But they are birds of a feather.

L, and might I add, MAO. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

You see this is why I'll never make it in the podcast game. I'd just say "No it's not" and the episode would be over.

it is very funny to me when a person sees a sentiment like this and their brain can't comprehend any other conclusion than "he must love trump" like babygirl please fire up even a second neuron i'm begging you

Calling Mangione a leftist is still a huge citation needed. The citation for the second Trump "attempt" offered *in this article* says "there is little public information about the most recent shooter." (Note: He did not shoot, nor seems to have even attempted a shot.)

They joined the government, my dudes.