Up almost 30% from last week. Thank you mr president!

It’s the only way to get through the Ryan Reynolds green lantern

The latest update to RoboCop Rogue City looks like a major mistake in making, did they accidentally replace it with another game? Can't wait to see when it's done downloading

after a few playthroughs of slay the spire 2, i'm ready to call it: we have another Good video game. this brings the total number of Good video games in the world to two, joining the original slay the spire

Sorry Reuters you’ve already been scooped by No Shit Magazine

Let me be clear: I’m glad Kristi Noem was fired. But we still have to abolish ICE.

THREAD: We just released a tool that allows you to search billions of dollars in wealth, ties to the most powerful companies in the country, and details of the personal finances of President Trump and over 1,500 of his appointees. Here’s how it works 1/

9 year old building their first house in The Sims:

Much like gas will fill any container, the molecular structure of slurs is such that

In shambles because my Quote 🐐 remains in his prime and he continues to do so under the banner of my most hated ops 😩😩😩😩

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

Turns out lawlessness is not a winning strategy. See you at Nuremberg 2.0

flames, side of face etc

congratulations on the new hire at Professor X's School of the Justice League of the Americas or whatever defector.com/as-best-we-c...

The perfect headline doesn’t exi…

Democrats may not be able to prevent Mullin's confirmation, but they can certainly turn his track record of offense and stupidity into two days of televised humiliation so spectacular that he is wounded in Trump's eyes from day 1. That is the job.

Really good story about the indignity of reporting from big sporting events: defector.com/how-i-became...

that's good right

New survey from Pew Research seems to explain a hidden reason that Republicans have been attacking adult entertainment: It's their new women's outreach effort. After school boards and trans sports have fizzled, they are trying to reach women by bashing porn. www.pewresearch.org/religion/202...

dog this is straight up fucking crazy

Congratulations DHS Secretary Stephen miller on continuing to be DHS Secretary

The secret police performatively praying over fast food hamburgers before a hard day's work disappearing immigrants. They'd call you a hack for making a joke like that. www.welcometohellworld.com/everything-i...

Early contender for Mugshots of the Year: featuring Chadillac Saurus Rexx and his wife Manda Saurus

cc @witchyelezen.bsky.social

Markwayne is actually a noble title, and is the Oklahoma equivalent to "Marquis," and may be passed on at the same time your father gives you his car dealership

….huh??

I'm at the airport rn and the TSA Agents are cheering, and dancing. some are breaking into song.

She’s like a liar gone to burning hell

hah she has no idea!!!!

trump may be the worst president in history, but he knows how to fire people in the funniest way possible. I'm pretty sure one of the 1st term cabinet members learned he was fired while taking a shit

i need "car for big fat guys that doesn't look like shit and isn't a truck or a fucking crossover"

Your 2026 Olympic Fair Play Award winner is Ilia Malinin! Chosen for his selfless display of sportsmanship, congratulating Mikhail Shaidorov on his Olympic gold 👏🥹

don't be surprised if some of your favorite baseball stars wind up playing major league baseball this season. i guarantee you that this very minute, big-league teams are beating feet all across the country – and beyond – as they look to fill their rosters with the very best ballplayers they can get

my 9 games having been at this for so long it's hard to winnow it down to 9 so there's a lot of flux towards the end. 90 would've been a better number lol

JACOBS: Are we at war with Iran? COLBY: We're in a military action JACOBS: Yesterday, Trump said 'we're doing very well on the war front' and previously he said, 'we should expect casualties because that often happens in war.' So is he wrong? COLBY: I'm not the right person to weigh in

I'm the guy who advised chat gpt to make their logo a butt hole. I told them it represents Knowledge

i mean, there are all sorts of congressional steps that he's buffing over, but that's not new

anyone still on twitter that thinks bluesky is an "echo chamber" is fucking delusional. twitter has a racist AI built in to the site and like 80% of the replies on every post are bot accounts using slurs. please be serious

you may not like it but this is what peak cooking performance looks like

this is true and if i say how much money i spent on our pillows i'm gonna get put up against a wall and given my last rites ...worth it 90% of the time tho

Women: We live in a constant state of vigilance because men pose a constant threat to us, here are literally millions of corroborating stories. Men: What a scary time for men this is.

“anger is real, and so is resolve” goes pretty damn hard

Last year when I was checking into a hotel, the desk person was wearing Meta glasses. I kindly asked them to take them off. They were annoyed. I said, “I do not consent to you looking at my credit card and ID with Meta glasses on.” My instincts were correct: www.bbc.com/news/article...

I feel the same way about this that I do when the New York Jets hire a new coach. It’s just going to be terrible and sometimes Aaron Rodgers will be there.

they're both geniuses they're both assholes their beef was inevitable youtu.be/68-InSDCVcI?...

Probably not going to get the traction it deserves but it’s insane 1. Stephen Miller is giving dod press conferences and 2. explicitly saying the us policy towards the irgc will be war crimes

I’m so tired of seeing people bash Bluesky for being an echo chamber when X is an actual intentionally constructed echo chamber that is demonstrably radicalizing people across the political spectrum who still use it