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At this point, the myth that publicly financing a billionaire owner's new stadium will bear fruit for the public doing the paying is well established as bunk, so why do cities and states keep forking over money? defector.com/this-buildin...

your mission today is to convince religious people that the rapture did happen and they aren't one of the special ones

In the old days you had to go to multiple places for these services, but now, thanks to our tech titans, one technology can both make child porn and help you kill yourself

Kelsey McKinney, Defector's resident ex-evangelical, answers some Rapture FAQs: defector.com/why-is-every...

This should remind you of when Thabo Mbeki said vegetables could cure AIDS.

Warning to anyone who has their art on Spreadshirt.com: They now have a feature where anyone can remix your art and it's impossible to opt out unless you just leave the site altogether. Spreadshirt to artists: We’re taking your designs for AI pivot-to-ai.com/2025/08/19/s...

Dunk And Donuts refusing to serve alcohol at its restaurants is a manifestation of the puritanical values that dominate the Atlantic northeast

Their tough guy act sure seems to disappear anytime the rest of us stick together and tell them to get fucked.

Under the moonlight, you see a sight that almost stops your heart

Took a while to get to this level of plainspeak, but glad to see it more and more.

BUCK: welcome to Monday Night Football going out across the fractured and shattered united states. we'd especially like to welcome our newest viewers from the greater Omaha Demilitarized Zone who are joining us courtesy of the warlord Lord Bones, the Water Prophet. AIKMAN: Tremendous warlord, Joe.

Xfiles understood the three type of nerd. Hippy, square, pervert

Gonna just say, if it's this easy to protest against the monolith that is Disney. Then there is no excuse for people to be clinging to Harry Potter. Like, if the needle can be moved against Disney, people can make it move against JK Rowling. Stop the flow of money into her accounts,

I can't stop laughing.

Broke: Department of Defense Woke: Department of War Bespoke: DEPARTMENT OF GWAR

double down, you stupid motherfuckers, every car dealership, personal injury firm and local franchise is about to get inundated from the angriest fucking libs you have ever met in your life demanding they stop advertising on sinclair stations

digging up Dante and telling him he needs to write a new chapter of Inferno

TODAY: @benehrenreich.bsky.social has the transcripts of a future Congressional hearing. “ That’s right, Mr. Congressman. It was a Cracker Barrel. Wherever you find Cracker Barrel you will find Antifa personnel. It’s because of the Country Boy Breakfast.” flaminghydra.com/anti-anti-fa...

What a fucking G.

The McRib is back for a limited time

imagine if a family of beavers randomly showed up right now and finished whatever thing you've been putting off

This is the part of the movie where I lean over and ask, “if the rapture is tomorrow why do we care about tylenol and autism?”

The energy at NA fanfest when the shadowbringers trailer dropped is something I’ll never forget. The rest of that weekend was so hyped from the jump I still get goosebumps at that “we fall” stinger at the end!!!

I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

this is the funniest possible way to describe GWAR

A very, very stupid man.

once again, if tylenol caused autism, america would have a better rail system

This!!! Don't resign up for Disney+. Let them keep feeling it in their pocketbooks.

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

just realized this looks like a fucking smash bros reveal

Reminder that autism isn't a disease and has existed before Tylenol Reminder that RFK Jr is a LAWYER, he has financial incentive to use his position to grift and rake in profits via litigation He isn't stupid, he's a greedy eugenicist and this is purposeful I'm so fucking tired

I'm not doing a bit here, I sincerely wonder if he got the "Amish people don't have autism" from this incredibly scientific Theo Von interview with an Amish guy from a couple of weeks ago.

while i am no fan of the pharmaceutical industry it would be very funny if johnson & johnson went full scorched earth on the trump administration for hurting tylenol sales

sorry but lol

if you have a Christian family you’ve been wanting to wordlessly abandon tomorrow would be a great day to do it

the original nazis had the same fixation on leaving the records behind that would completely and inarguably convict them for their many crimes, too

head full of dryer lint

This is exactly what a baby trying to convince his doctor not to give him a shot would say.

let's spin up that epstein news cycle again

Don’t resubcribe to Disney just yet folks. PBS still needs help! NPR still needs help!

Tylenol’s defamation suit is gonna make the $2 billion lawsuit from Smartmatic against Fox News look like small potatoes. They will destroy them.

Silver lining, but this is hilarious "We didn’t wait 20 years for Bobby to finally speak and then get served Tylenol as an answer," anti-vaccine group Georgia Coalition for Vaccine Choice wrote."

a big hamburger

andrew wakefield has been the cause of more misery in this world than anyone who had similarly little temporal power to inflict that misery directly.

Disney reverses course on Kimmel. Lessons: -Trump's anti-Constitutional stances, anti-1A in this case, are unpopular -Popular resistance via expression and spending choices can have an impact -Many corporate leaders are weak, amoral people who'll bow to threats unless they face countervailing ones