I bought two dozen glazed Krispy Kreme donuts, one for now and one for later

Life changing #booksky

If I were an action hero, this is what I’d say to the bad guy before the kill shot.

If I follow someone, you can pretty much assume that their general level of rudeness is acceptable to me without further action on my part.

Corn in all its colors

not to be woke or anything but the 2004 logo of firefox was their best one

Me, when I overhear someone talking about one of my special interests

Let’s be clear about Delaney Hall. A private, for-profit detention center run by GEO Group. Their business model is making money off human beings. Their incentive isn’t dignity. It isn’t fairness. It isn’t even deportation. Their incentive is keeping beds full and keeping the money flowing.

I can’t believe we’re sleepwalking into this shit.

Anchor: Americans keep getting hit in the head with baseball bats. Your response? White House: We’re in frequent communication with the executives at companies that make baseball bats, and rest assured, they’re totally fine.

In my day, "the cloud" was the network itself, not the computers attached to the network.

saw a guy wearing a t-shirt that read "THERE IS NO CLOUD, JUST SOMEONE ELSE'S COMPUTER" and it took my last shred of self-control not to thank him for his service

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha (🎁🔗) www.nytimes.com/2026/05/31/u...

No state funeral for Trump. He cannot be allowed to lie in state in the Capitol he sacked. Normalize saying it. Say it now and say it often, so nobody gets the vapors when It Happens. #NoStateFuneralForTrump

The free swap shop at the transfer station has furniture. The good thing about old furniture is that it's actually made of planks and thus amenable to refinishing, unlike new furniture which is made of composite (particle board).

Hakeem Jeffries just left Delaney Hall & immediately said it should be shut down. Human beings, not criminals inside, treated cruelly, for no reason. The Trump regime is running a concentration camp it refuses to let anyone examine, & that refusal is the confession. @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social

Organ Pipe Cactus commissioned me to design this poster to celebrate their new dark sky status. www.spacearttravelbureau.com #art #spaceart #astronomy

Sick of the relentless adult content I see on Bluesky: back pain, interest rates, tax brackets, that noise you make when you stand-up sometimes.

Wife: No, I don't want to go to a Star Wars themed sex party. Ew Me: First off it's Star TREK and secondly it's called a Borgy

There's literally nothing good that Trump and the Republicans won't try to destroy.

I'm not sure why the HOA keeps harassing me, but I have some suspicions.

The Six Grandfathers. Before Rushmore.

Cops busting through a barricade that they set up is pretty tough to misinterpret.

in this video in like 4 different ways and I hate that

Oh is that how it works? One candidate is such a corrupt criminal that his own party tried to purge him, a crook who pardoned a pedophile and is loathed wide and far. But he plays the man card and now it's "front and center" in the race? "Sorry, folks, the crook said we have to talk gender!"

Japan postage stamp from the 1920s-1930s featuring Mount Fuji.

“The kids want liminal spaces!”

This oil painting of cherries is the work of artist Aziz Sulaymanov.

"Night's Festivities" and was created by the contemporary Japanese artist Kaoru Yamada

omg

Took a western road trip with my brother and father in 1977 in one just like this, pretty much

the biggest problem with the two party system is that one of them is nazi germany and the other is vichy france

well that's just ridiculous

Here’s some Simon Stålenhag art to make your Saturday a little better.

“HOW CAN SCOOBY-DOO TALK?” I scream as federal agents push me into a black SUV

every man eventually has to grow up and confront the important questions, things like "do I really need to use an entire paper towel for this, or could I use like a third of one, and stuff the rest back on top of the roll?"

the thing about Plantner is that he seems to be an idiot with no impulse control. I don’t think he’s a literal nazi and I’d rather have him win than Collins, but he’s still a dangerous clown.

The La Brea tar pits, but it's Kansas City bbq sauce and these here fries.

Evening Tom Thomson 1915

That voice 🤌

Cornelis Visscher, The Large Cat, 1657, Engraving on ivory paper, 14.3 × 18.5 cm (5 11/16 × 7 5/16 in.), Art Institute of Chicago

A President ordering the Justice Department to criminally investigate a woman who won a sexual assault lawsuit against him makes Watergate look like an unpaid parking ticket.

This rules. Absolutely the funniest possible outcome. The president of the United States filling in as the headliner of a concert because Milli Vanilli canceled.

1957 Ford Fairlane 500 Sunliner

Estate sales are proof that one day all your treasured belongings will be priced with neon orange stickers and sold by a woman named Sherry

When the JCPenney photographer says to look casual.

A meteor landed in New England! We all know where this is going!

“A message democrats may not expect” — you mean the one democrats will not shut the fuck up about?