guess my main issue with billionaires is they stole billions of dollars from the rest of us and they will never even fucking use most of it. what is the point of having 200 billion dollars man, 100 billion dollars is already infinite dollars. hoarding that much wealth is a hateful and violent act

Xbox, Yucatán

Times article has an incredible illustration

When you're listening to a podcast and the hosts are riffing and you think of the perfect joke to add to the riff

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This part of our response essay is where I'm at. Boiling down all of politics to electoralism has been absolutely terrible for resisting rising authoritarianism. www.bostonreview.net/forum/how-no...

Let’s goooo. This is my district. Huge win. My neighborhood in Fort Worth has typically been full of white Christian nationalist types. Met a lady a block away doing a lemonade stand with her daughter. Come to find out she’s running as a Dem for U.S. Congress.

Damn

ELON MUSK: your island is so freaking like, based. it's seriously like effing amazeballs. i'm going to basically be making like all of mars totally just like the same as how epic this is STEPHEN HAWKING: jeff rey why, did you in vite, this lame, ass nerd

Good for him

Gammon Hooper at it again

Rodeo

Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie comes out Feb. 11 and having watched Nirvanna the Band the Show, I feel confident in saying you should go see it and that it will be one of the funniest things you've ever watched (watch the show too if you can find it)

This is unconscionable. Evil. But it happened in May 2023, when Biden was president. So no, we don’t “reform immigration detention,” we destroy ICE, CBP, and DHS. We can’t reform this soul sickness.

We are truly in the age of the troglodyte

when you have max honor in RDR2

Border Patrol chief Greg Bovino discovered to have been one child in a trenchcoat

Imagine if they had social media back in the gilded age and you see like Andrew Carnegie post on twitter and find out he is dog shit stupid

Nothing worse than when you’re enjoying a tv show and suddenly Michael Rapaport appears on your screen. Repulsive.

the "and you're surprised by this?" guys have never been less vital than they are right now

gordon ramesses: it's fucking Ra!!!

ME, DYING: please... remember me GUY WHO DISMEMBERED ME: no

Please help us bring Liam Adrian Cornejo Ramos (he’s only 5 years of age and is currently in pre-K. Yesterday, he and his father were kidnapped by ICE. This will help the family with legal services to help reunite Liam and his dad with their family. gofund.me/be8a1b2ab

neolithic guys get pissed if you tell them their cultures are organized by the type of pots and jewelry they made. "we called ourselves the blood hunters" "we conquered villages far beyond this horizon" sorry bud you're the western linear pottery culture now

Block instantly.

Choosing to believe this is the real Dirk Kuyt

Neon Big Boy Sign at No Reserve

BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!

replying “ai slop” to all my boss’s emails

there needs to be a sex offender registry but for ice guys. you should have to go door to door when you move to a new area and inform your neighbors that you used to be an ice guy. they shouldn't be allowed with 500 feet of a school

Holy fuck they actually did it

Update: Minneapolis resisters have 350 of the 500 dash cams needed. Its a practical way to help, if you are able.

If you’re watching the golden girls dub, you’re missing out on some incredible voice acting

Wait until he finds out that Greenland is full of ice and that Iceland is actually the green one.

first as tragedy then as farce. then as farce again. then farce one more time. a little more farce after that. then some farce. and then another farce and more farce after

This is my blood

(To messenger) Go now! Tarry not! (Looking out the castle window moments later) This mf tarrying

I would take Goofus out behind the shed and shoot him. Gallant I would shoot somewhere else, a place of honor

The mortuary cosmetologist has a unique opportunity...

Imagine how much more miserable air travel would be today if along with the current annoyances you also had to keep lifting and lowering a heavy ass suitcase like the kind the train guys from The Music Man would have

Crouchy in the graphic is killing me

Forget it Jake, it’s giving Chinatown