Heavy legged angels tap in

At a work conference but still got my workout in thismorning. #blackskyfitness

Every technology problem is three social problems in a trench coat

I loved this piece from @abovethelaw.com on Kardashian failing the bar because it makes the two essential points: A: it’s fucking hubris for her to try this without going to law school. B: She doesn’t NEED to pass the stupid thing to do her good works

But what did the psychics tell her about the Moon landings?

The funniest part is how she didn't conclude hey wait, maybe the whole "psychic" thing is a scam and no one knows the future with any certainty, but instead decided they *can* see the future but they knew she'd fail and lied to her about it.

They’ve laid off so many people that the government is now getting its economic data from DoorDash.

The fact that this, and every other Trump pardonee who has subsequently broken the law, has not ended Trump's political career, that it barely even registers on the national discourse, underlines just how far we are from a functioning democracy that values accountability.

TRUMP: You have to bring in talent INGRAHAM: Well, we have plenty of talented people in America TRUMP: No you don't. No. INGRAHAM: We don't have talented people here?

1995 is to pop music what 1994 is to movies

And thats a sad realization, he's never going to be held accountable for all the bullshit he's done.

It would be “So Cleveland” for Watson to play this season and not Shedeur

Bootsy Collins in one of the most unproblematic musicians of his and many other eras. One of my all time favorites. I hope that he is well.

This not from Daniel Tiger?

DEI would have told them this was a bad idea

See, if you had Black friends, this wouldn't have happened.🤷🏾‍♂️

Wow, a Long Island jury awarded $112 Million to 674 immigrants who were unlawfully held by county police so they could be handed over to ICE

Somebody please show Bari Weiss my interview with Portnoy from 13 YEARS AGO TELLING (AND REPEATEDLY DEFENDING) RAPE JOKES. Why is CBS platforming a dude with a looong history of misogyny? Forward to a 1:35 to see my confrontation with him. youtu.be/B7QTahhIBqI

C R Y I N G this is so perfect lmao x: www.instagram.com/reel/DQ7cPSf...

It’s the all caps that convince me.

i knew it would be bad but i didn’t know it would be comically bad newrepublic.com/post/203018/...

The sheer number of people Trump pardoned — 1,500+ — and the magnitude of violence many (most?) of them committed means it is statistically likely that a fair number will be revidivists, potentially for more egregious crimes. The pardons should be a top story EVERY DAY

One week Out!

It was always a lie that the focus would be deporting the worst of the worst. To get Dreamer/DACA status basically meant you were a Girl Scout or Boy Scout. And it's silly because many of these people got educated here since 2012 and now we're losing that talent and skill. 🤷🏾‍♀️

Daron Payne showed that Amon-Ra St. Brown punched him first before ejection bit.ly/4nPctoc

I know you not coming for queen Cari Champion Dude sure think he’s a tough. Once again he’s coming for women Weak man

Kim Kardashian slams psychics who told her she'd pass the bar exam: 'All fucking full of shit'

Him & Whitlock are the same people... except SAS has better grifting skills.

When your love language is words of affirmation 😂 >>>>>>>

Pastor please

Too many drops for the Bears on Sunday, IMO.

It's true... the Divine blessed the queer with the special gift of working that Bean!

To avoid any confusion: I’m like, old, old.

This.

Kim Davis hasn’t had a day this bad since her daughter Carrie went to the prom

These kinds of things happened two decades ago under the last Republican president. A lot of people made a lot of short term money. Then it all came crashing down and his successor had to clean up a huge mess. Here we go again.

And what happened to the tariff money that was allegedly collected?

And yet , They fumble it at every turn.

Men:

And. Yet.

He pulled a "deposit this check, spend the money real quick before it bounces" but for the entire US economy.

There’s also a zero percent chance the real number is 3 trillion

So he hasn't collected $17T in tariffs from the American people, he's collected $3T in dubiously legal taxes without Congressional approval. How is he going to send out $2K stimulus checks with illegal money?

Can we bring some journalists back to life? The people need answers & we need journalists to ask real questions.

Nico Harrison fired. The Mavs fans get what they want. Except for Luka back on the team

Shams even got the exact time of the meeting. They want this guy banished to the Phantom Zone.

AYOOOOOO!!!!! WHAT DID HE DO TO HER?!?!?!?!

Shams be dropping these scoops walking out of the damn owners meetings, damn near.

Who gave the Supreme Court wrong information?