Keke, tap faster bby #rhom

Alexis and Marysol were threatened by Stephanie being younger and richer. That’s why they, plus Julia and Larsa have done everything possible to suck up to her and look past her even her annoying points. #rhom

Police lie so bad so I’ll reserve my judgment on Dr. Wendy being arrested until we learn a bit more from trustworthy sources. Fuck tmz #rhop

I’m not surprised that some of these chicks are still backing Julia the cheater and racist. They still chilled w/lenny who was treating Lisa like dirt and they’ll do anything to keep from having to share their real lives #rhom

Julia should be ashamed of being a cheater. If you want an open marriage then give your spouse the chance to opt in/out. Alexia, Larsa & Marysol are so fake (I.e. determined to keep the focus off all the things they’re lying about) they’re going to play along w/ Julia being a shit person. #rhom

So Julia has multiple baby daddies and cheats on her wife which is a pattern of being unfaithful across decades but somehow it’s Adriana’s fault? #rhom

When my nigga said they was on they way to the 3/5ths mafia concert I lost it

Wide awake at 4 am, problem 1. Problem 2, period just started and isn’t that really the biggest middle finger of all? #womansky

I will never understand people that shame pregnant teenage girls instead of supporting them. It’s a gross way to treat someone who’s already in the most vulnerable position. #rhoslc Muzzy is gross and toxic.

I’m not sure why Bronwyn should take parenting advice from her mother when she herself “failed” as a parent bc her own daughter had sex and got pregnant as a teenager. #rhoslc

Britney is a deadbeat mom and I could never be friends with a woman that picks a man over her kids #rhoslc

Bowling ball black is hilarious and yes, Lisa’s hair is horrid and thin and I’m shocked every time she lies about paying $100s a day for glam. #rhoslc

The more I hear Bronwyn talk, the more I like her. She seems to genuinely try to be a kind person and she’s not as much of a selfish try hard as a lot of housewives, she seems quirky in a not take herself too seriously kind of way #rhoslc

K is going to waste her youth on Greg and not end up with the children that she wants while he’s already had a family & is wasting her time treating her like shit #rhop

Y’all are funny. For years there women have talked about each others foreheads, necks, ankles, etc but saying Stacey’s breath is stank is too far? #rhop

Hate everyone’s party dress except Gizelle. Wendy can barely move & the top isn’t flattering. K’s is too big & the tiara doesn’t ‘go’, Ashley’s doesn’t fit in the bust/is too long, Angel’s looks cheap & Stacey’s I would expect on a college girl & she needs to balance the bottom of her body #rhop

First 3 min, Angel seems nice. Too many ppl in this scene and home is messy, bad awful confessional look. I’m hopeful that she’s down to earth mentally but lives a way more luxurious life than her into #rhop

Considering how Ashley dresses, Corey is fired #rhop

Stacey communicates in extremes like a white woman saying things like “shocked” “aggressive” “I’m hurt” when the situation doesn’t call for those feelings and that’s why the women feel like she’s lying #rhop

Just blocked someone that came across my discover page bc they posted their first time making pizza and it had corn on it.

Valet’d my car last night and damn if the guy didn’t turn on lane assist and now my steering wheel is vibrating when I’m exploring my lane and I’m pissed! How do I turn it off #carsky ????

Re how Guerdy has been treated on #rhom by the cast, Andy & production - what we learned from pt 1 is that Alexia & Stephanie were given 1st chair in order to NOT give it to Guerdy. Andy & production want to debase, belittle & disregard her as much as possible bc VIEWERS have noticed their racism.

Guerdy’s constant side remarks during the other cast segments is a lot #rhom

Getting a free min to watch #rhom reunion. Am I going to be pissed off?

Are they going to keep just putting the tip in with this Amy woman or will they actually give her a proper intro???? If she’s not worth a proper intro then I’m not interested in this heavy petting #rhoslc

Spent time vltr’ing today, Black women law student was chided by older Black man (rec’ing free legal help) for not planning to go into a job where she “helps the community”. Besides the IRONy we have to have a talk re Black men expecting from Black women what they themselves aren’t doing. #Blacksky

Bronwyn’s mom explains so much of what I’ve always witnessed with white mothers and the competition they see in their daughters, very weird #rhoslc

I love how underwhelmed the women are with Lisa and this kinkos lunch. A form of this was already done on #rhop and I’m bored of her attempt to imitate that #rhoslc

Angie’s father is so loving and adorable and good on her for being proud of her culture & mindful of the traumas that exist. I wish Black cultures were given this much respect on other franchises. #rhoslc

Lisa would be more iconic if she would just DO cool/major shit and not brag about it. Name dropping (like #rhom Stephanie and the pj) makes it seem like she’s never been anywhere, done anything, etc. You’ve never heard LVP #rhobh talk about all the important ppl that eat at her restaurants. #rhoslc

I don’t understand why Bronwyn has this pink bra on under this DG dress. #rhoslc

Barry and Kim have basically created either predators (Ethan) or victims (Mariah) in the children. They’re horrible parents. #welcometoplathville

#WelcometoPlathville started after sister wives and I haven’t seen this show in years. The Veronica girl is hideous and seems to have a miserable personality. Seems like her and Ethan deserve each other. Micah is too cute to date someone that looks like Barry. Unless he’s an asshole too.

Bottom line, Robyn was ok putting up w/kody when she could have the $$$ but only see his face 2 days a wk. She didn’t sign up for offering her holes 7 days a week AND listening to him talk. Classic mistress bs. Cheating ass men are sexy when some other woman has to live w/his bum ass. #sisterwives

Meri just refuses to let her hair grow out and let go of the skunk highlights and her friends wont be honest with her. Also, she needs earrings and lipstick at all times, even in the shower #sisterswives

TLC needs to learn the Bravo lesson. There’s never a reason to start an episode with Kody (or Julia). Why do you want me to ffwd right thru the first commercial break??? #sisterwives #rhom

@thekempire.bsky.social said Jennifer Lopez has a voice for sign language

I put my foot in this spicy chicken pasta

RE: the mass shootings in NC/MI, my dad is a Marine Corp vet - he told me years ago that being in the MC made him more pro Black than growing up in a rural (read: YT) place. WTF do white guys have to be so pissed off about in a country that breastfeeds/gives them an early start their whole lives?

Trader Joe’s isn’t t selling my fav lemon wafer cookies anymore bc they’re “seasonal” and I hate that for me! Are lemons available year round or nah???

One thing about working in a law firm is (unfortunately) I don’t see a lot of Black men but you better know that when one arrives he’s going to smell extremely good, be good looking and talk slick.

Julia does the thing white ppl do when called out “shame on you” “you’re disgusting” “have some class” all to dodge accountability & make it seem like they’re above certain behavior. #rhom

Adriana is really terrible performer. She, like Julia, cannot sing. She had one “good” song and has nice costumes but otherwise she needs to go the way of Kim Z with the singing #rhom

Got out of church early so went ahead to the grocery store. Wanted to get a bday card for my mom. Why are cards for moms only ever about their labor? What if I want my mom to know she’s an amazing person, fun friend, a fucking riot? They were all like ‘thank you for ___ for me’. It’s sad. #momsky

Julia ain’t shit. She’s sitting around with a group of women that don’t like her best friend and participating in talking shit. Ntm the bros didn’t show up for her announcement in Spain but she’s pissed at Adriana for not coming to this charity event. Can we say double standard? #rhom

All of these Detroit singles look like they’ve lived a hard life #readytolove

Something is off with Cisco. There’s a reason why his mom AND wife want no contact with him and it’s not bc he quit his job to pursue modeling. Bffr #readytolove

Hussein is insecure about Deona’s career and is not capable of understanding that some jobs just are more serious than others. Cam should’ve been on the stage for that convo. I don’t need my firefighter, pilot, doctor otp at work. Period! #readytolove

Deona is so beautiful and Eddie is right to shoot that shot on the spot #readytolove

I resent a world that made ugly dudes like Jay feel he can call women bitches. Philly down bad. #readytolove