Everyone of Kimora’s kids are beautiful, I mean the lips alone!!!! Kenzo needs to model for Dolce or Ralph Lauren ASAP #Kimora #BackintheFabLane

*old person opinion* I’m very much not into mouthy kids (or adults) talking back to parents as is constantly shown on reality tv. These kids (Gia, Brooks, Ming, etc.) haven’t done any work or earned shit but have all the mouth. I blame the parents bc none of it is cute. #Kimora #backinthefablane

I can’t relate to these #rhobh women at all bc I can’t imagine attending a party and the food being an afterthought

My marriage is between me, my hub and God. I wish I would give some church the power to cancel it. #rhobh

It’s not that we don’t like Keely I just don’t want men…on…here #rhobh

Sooooo does Erika still not have anything to talk about other than spending the widow and orphan money??? #rhobh

Boz is thick as cold grits #rhobh

Rachel served that bacon limp and raw looking #rhobh

So instead of these women starting a new season with fresh air they are going to remind us that they tried to screw Garcelle but got fucked by the viewers bc we love G and she has more class in their pinky finger than they could ever fake. #rhobh TRY AGAIN HAGS

Rachel Zoe is uncomfortably thin and I’m going to have to concentrate too hard to ignore it and see the fashion/enjoy her personality. #rhobh

Men are so fucking embarrassing. Mauricio, PK. They’re too old to be so pathetic #rhobh

I hate the slowmo type intros in the new season on #rhobh It doesn’t look mature or expensive. It gives desperate #sellingsunset

Bravo is artificially propping up Lisa by putting her 1st seat at the reunion. They want her to be the star, a nene or betthany like personality but she doesn’t have the star quality. She didn’t deserve that spot. If anything it should’ve been Meredith and Bronwyn. #rhoslc

Controversially, I’m enjoying this season and there’s no need to bring Candiace back. Get rid of Ashley, bring Kurn back and one new woman. #rhop

Kemp is right about Quad’s fertility story. It seems to be true bc she looks to have grained a few pounds which the fertility drugs cause, in some ways they prepare your body to be hospitable to a fetus www.youtube.com/live/i4E2r_b...

One coworker said a family member put sugar in the macaroni & cheese. Another said the potato salad was sweet, not had sweet relish - but was sweet. SUGAR DON’T GO ON GRITS.

By the time ep 1 of #TheReckoning got to Misa I had to turn it off last night

Bravo I swear I will TURN THIS CAR AROUND. No more Ashley singing ever, for any reason. #rhop

Why won’t Simone update the exterior elevation of her house? #married2med

I love the girls but they need Heavenly bad… Too much Simone to start and I won’t be interested if they keep this up with her. #married2med

Toya is trying to give Simone advice bc Simone is going to end up unemployed if she can’t let go of the bs. Look at the #rhonj #rhony #rhoa Bravo is letting go of wives that want to talk about the same shit season after season. We’re BORED! Find something else to talk about. #married2med

Did Quad sleep with Cecil???? Why is Simone so mad???? #married2med

Curtis is gross and Jackie is dumb to spend 1 breath defending his creep ass. #married2med

Toya is a fucking bird. Damon Jr. is not on this show and trying to swipe at Heavenly repeatedly just screams she doesn’t have anything going on other than ONCE AGAIN letting her husband be an absentee father to support a lifestyle they can’t afford. #married2med

Re Contessa 1. Her implants look painful and the refund gap doesn’t look good. 2. She walked into the party complaining that it’s not a real polo event but really? Who wants to smell horse shit all afternoon? 3. Does Contessa have anything to talk about other than Quad? #married2med

The target on Black ppl in America is why them making Heavenly’s son being arrested (not convicted) reality tv fodder so fucking wrong. Cops (who lie & abuse citizens unchecked daily) said something & arrested a young Black man & some of these mothers think it’s a gotcha to bring it up #married2med

Toya’s home is beautiful! The kitchen cabinets should be soft close bc that slamming ain’t it #marriedtomedicine #married2med

So excited for #marriedtomedicine to be back!!! #married2med

I don’t understand Wendy’s proclivity to walk around her house in outside shoes at all but specifically Louboutins. Hardwood floors can be pitted by sharp stilettos. #rhop

K’s brother has a beautiful back #rhop

Nice to have a home in this economy but in the context of HWs Jassi’s home looks very cheaply decorated. We’ve seen some beautiful townhomes (Quad, Dolores, Marlo, etc.) but the drapes, picture frames and mirror they showed look very value based (derogatory). #rhop

Saying “I have a husband & a ring & you don’t” is not NEARLY the read Stacy thinks it is. Having a husband is nice (if the relationship is healthy and fulfilling) but not a flex or evidence of a full/good or WORTHY life & I want us to retire that line of thinking. It’s very 1951. #rhop

I’m confused why Angel feels Wendy was dismissive and snide #rhop

The question remains, how does Chris or Cookie know what Monique said about Chris if Stacy didn’t run her mouth? Let’s not get distracted by the Cookie part of it bc she never would’ve been able to be messy if no one shared the conversation. #Rhop

I didn’t care at all that Robin wasn’t at this party. #rhop

(Im refraining from making the typical Gizelle tacky comment) The visuals on this party and very Party City coded. I would’ve never put on a good gown for this bullshit. Did G pay this white to “event plan” this mess? #rhop

Stacy just be lyin #rhop

Stacy went and told Chris what Monique said? Not all women are pro-women and that is fucking disappointing. Literally Monique told her sister friends that in her marriage she felt like a sex object and Stacy couldn’t wait to go be a bone carrier. Corny. #rhop

Ashley TRYING to dress fashionably is worse than when she just wore standard white mom clothes. She’s not elegant enough in her mannerisms to carry real fashion. #rhop

I like the energy btwn Monique and Gizelle. Monique acknowledged the Gizelle helped her come to a realization about the marriage and Chris sabotaging events that aren’t about him. #rhop Why are men???

Catching up on #rhop and again, I want wealthy Black ppl to THINK. Angel & Bobby have $3+ million to spend on a home and they have a white realtor, why not find a Black realtor to give your business to??? Why hand over 2-6% commission to a the 53%? #blacksky

This ladies lounge is so tacky #readytolove

Yes, I woke up at 7am, yes I did stuff with kids from 8:15am-7:00pm then dinner/fun time from 7:30-11:00pm. OF COURSE IM STILL AWAKE. Of course my day starts 4 hours from now until 1:30pm and I’m NOT asleep.

My house is clean top to bottom, my kids are ditching school, I’m ditching work, hub is driving and I don’t have to cook for the next 3. Life is good

Someone in my city posted half poster sized pics of trump and Epstein in a heart on the columns of every overpass from the burbs to downtown and I’m OBSESSED. Why didn’t I think of that idea??!!!

The college girls that work in the Yemini coffee shop said I am so elegant. I will be floating for the rest of the day! Talk to me nice

The men didn’t have an issues w/the spiritual girl not being supportive. They said they are Christians and want a wife that is too, it’s not enough for her to just be okay w/him being a Christian. #readytolove

Everything the lady said about Darius was correct but anyone that walks around in the world dressed the way he does is not capable of hearing valid criticism of that corniness #readytolove

Emily isn’t warm or friendly. It seemed like the men try to talk with her she kept blocking the flow of conversation. #readytolove