Was temporarily unemployed for a month last year and while it was scary as hell for a bit, I did have quite a lot of fun in my time off lol

Being temporarily unemployed has its perks. Idc!

Aaah man that WNBA player beating ol dude was a palette cleanse. 😊

Him: you’ll be there one day Nigga said it with his full chest while winded too 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Fellas if you see this, keep scrolling… 🙈✋🏾🙅🏾‍♀️ Warning # 2…stop being nosey! 🛑 Ok ladies… do y’all use period panties? I’m skeptical but I purchased a pair since I found out they’re HSA eligible.

This red wine is about to have me sleeping goodt.

I want to take my skeletons out of the closet, dust them off, and love them back to health. Grow some skin on those bones, dress them up and tell them thank you for trying your best to protect me but your services are no longer needed. Time has been served and there’s no need to hide any longer.

I never thought to eat frozen cherries (thawed) so I can enjoy year-round. And I don’t have to fight with the pit!

I think I’ll treat myself to a $5 movie and free popcorn today. I need the woosah.

BTW- the second Wicked was boring af.

Love her but she ain’t getting a thing. Xmas is cancelled for everybody, including me.

I need the next 10 years separate from my mom so I can peri and menopause in peace and keep our relationship in tact. I didn’t say no contact but separate.

Someone tell me it’s possible to teach a 5 year old dog how to use a pee pad cuz taking him outside is not cutting it in any weather under 30° 😩😩😩

Mary & Paak slid on this damn song! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Aside from y’all, I’m not telling anyone. I’ve been telling my family & friends for years that I want to write a book. No more wanting it. I’m DOING it. And I will reveal the finished product, not my failed intentions. Ase!

The morning has already been productive: read a few book chapters, set up my planner for the week, journaled and started writing the preface to my BOOK. I’m completing my book in 2026. My next job will be the side hustle to my dream of being a successful published author. So be it. 🤑

I do this as a person with ADHD- if there are limited choices I gotta go with what’s left instead of overthinking. Also, I do LOVE the thrill of shopping on Christmas Eve lmaoooooo.

And yes I’m just now washing my ass. Mind ya business, it ‘twas a snow day and I was chillin HARD lmao.

K soooo my mama told me I’ve been gaining weight but I’ve been skinny all my life so anyone saying that goes in one ear and out the other. I just realized after taking a shower and walking to my living room that my thighs are touching as I walk. I— …….

So none of these children have cars or had to actually buy their own brake pads. Got it.

I joined a book club just to keep up with the recommended reading schedule, only. I did go to one meeting and it was cool but interacting with strangers is not where I’m at in this season of my life. Plus there’s a charge to attend the meetings (not too much) but I am saving for a house.

Just started episode 6 of #AllHerFault and chiiiile these are some messy ass folks.

Hello?! We have our own sets of blankets and spots on the couch 🤣🤣🤣 I have to tell my man my spennanight bag is for my homegirl’s house too lmao.

Okay?! Cuz what me and my friends do now are pop-ups at each other’s cribs. Why are we going out every weekend like we don’t have the same shit at home but cheaper with close free parking and plenty of seats? 🤣

I’m too antsy to sit still and read a damn book but I don’t want to go anywhere. A special type of hell. Got books collecting dust but I yearn to read them in my imagination. Lmao.

And a bitch has ADHD and it is allegedly heightened during perimenopause. BRUH.

And life has been the PITS since 2020. The pandemic downgraded us to a low-frequency timeline. Until at least 75% of yall mofos start waking up and getting aligned…I’m in the house.

I upgraded to an ecobee thermostat so I don’t have to get up to change the temperature but now my ass be too lazy to reach for my phone lmaooo. I tell Siri to do that shit.

People think I’m getting older and slower but I’m actually just BORED. I’ve been to all the bars, drank all the dranks, popped, twerked and hustled to every song, got the numbers, stayed out til 4-5 am, rinse and repeat! I want to travel but if I can’t then bitch I’m on my COUCH.

I wanna be outside so bad but this snow storm said girl sit tf down.

I think Mariah Carey’s fans are even more delusional than the Barbz.

Not the focus group 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The exact what I say it…but I was told this is wrong 😩🤣

So this entire last season of Bel-Air is gonna have me crying every other episode, huh??

Ohio State putting belt to ass on U of M 😩

They finally have the caviar for $52.99 at my Costco!

Underrated scene. The way I don’t play about my food! 👊🏾🤣

Been about me and still about me 🥰

Up early to get these groceries before this fuck ass snow storm rolls in later

I like my mac touching yams

Idk what I want to eat. My body is asking for Thanksgiving leftovers and pancakes. I don’t feel like cooking the latter.

I often hear that it’s best to be with someone who loves you more and… I’ve never known how to process this.

Post something random or you’ll have an awful December.

THIS! Man I need to learn how to crotchet!

The reporters were wearing a beanie that was fashioned as Rumi’s hair in K Pop Demon Hunters and now I fucking want one!!!

Your art is amazing!

EJ is the forever sidekick. Why is he up there with Teyana’s family an not Aaron Pierre? Shoooooot lol

Bussa Buss on the Ninja Turtles float is goated.

I’m watching Tiffany Haddish reality girls trip show on Peacock. I think she gets a bad rep by most but she is really a down-to-earth person who keeps it real. Like most (not all) Sagittarius’s.