fyi i am just going to block people who want to tell me dems aren't a solution and other means are the only option, regardless of its merits there are limits to what i'm going to say on a public account with my name and face on it and you think that's an unreasonable line to draw you are stupid

i will vote for dems who say this stuff and act on this stuff! i will give them money! i will tell my friends to do the same! it is what i want from government more than anything else right now!

After like 5 minutes all my brain managed was: Wet Hot American Midsommar. While it doesn’t fit the food-film pattern, I’d still watch.

but what if it happens today, and no one can post about it?

I had a visceral reaction to this tag line, then my brain got pulled in several directions at once trying to formulate a joke, like a medieval usurper being drawn and quartered.

I have no idea how, but I know this would fix me

My brain is all mush today. I keep trying to get my thoughts out, but minutes later it’s clear things don’t scan. Got that persistent weekend brain and 5-hours-of-sleep mixture cooking.

THANK YOU GOD more Democrats can do this! No, we shouldn’t impose a gas tax holiday because of Trump’s illegal fucking war, and you can say it. I’m so sick of being the party that has to eat shit and clean up GOP messes all the time

SUPER NINTENDO CHALMERS

Seems like it should be bigger news that Sam Altman is being sued for raping his own sister when she was a child

People like garlic, sure, but the jokes about “recipe says two cloves, so I put six, because I’m a special little pervert for alliums” never landed for me.

It might have taken them literally 8 months, but to be fair, the re-done galaxy foils do actually look better than the first round.

The 46 panel comic is the breakout format of the year, perfection no notes.

when the kids are at least reading books, but their takes are bad

I want the horrors to stop. Even having the woods to escape to is being threatened.

who ever called out that Kash was next since they were running out of women to fire was right on the money (assuming this isn't just an Alex Jones hallucination)

everything reminds me of ✨ her ✨

it doesn’t matter if I agree with your politics, if you’re posting ai slop you’re getting blocked, those are just rules man.

this is like minority report but instead of futuristic precogs they have a toshiba satellite laptop with a loud fan.

I think we have a new “please clap” moment for 2026 right here.

a master class in making the job of local government visible, participatory, and positive. everything he does really sells that he loves the city and doesn't treat the position as a stepping stone to national politics, which is wildly refreshing.

a month ago I decided to try to improve my handwriting for the first time in my life, wake up this morning and suddenly penmanship discourse is somehow the topic of the day. however, mine is still dogshit, but I am starting to enjoy the tactility of writing on paper rather than dreading it.

Kinda wish we made sports betting illegal again.

It turns out when you try to serve AI slop on a product people pay for, no one wants it. @jasonkoebler.bsky.social on Disney pulling out of the $1 billion investment with OpenAI. Read the full story now: www.404media.co/disneys-open...

another big day on the bsky for “a good thing happened” vs “no it didn’t idiot” discourse

Quite literally the best thing to happen to print media in ages. Hell yeah 🧅

NEVER - dashare.zone ADMIN

HOWLING

Aquinas on Sex - existentialcomics.com/comic/647

I’m reminded of the closing lines of Billy Collins’ “The Revenant”: “that everyone here can read and write, the dogs in poetry, the cats and the others in prose”

Some of y'all

This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Strait of Hormones

oh to have leaders capable of embarrassment again. It’s going to be wild in 2028 seeing literally anything other candidates do get framed as a gaffe, while shit like this goes essentially unreported.

the glowing mothman shirt has already got several complements, don’t miss out on the cryptid fit

the Afroman trial has been incredible. Police busted down his door under bogus kidnapping and drug smuggling charges, trashed his place, pointed guns at him and his family, stole money, and then sued HIM when he started posting songs and videos using the security footage to call them out on it.

This is an amazing clip. Everyone in the room knows that email is complete BS designed to trick Trump's supporters into donating. But obviously none of the Trump administration officials can actually *say that* so they all just leave open the possibility that he's selling national security secrets.

Just heard Tumblr has reverted the enormously unpopular change they rolled out just this morning. Good on them for actually reading the room and not doubling down on this one.

A very good essay, this paragraph in particular encapsulates my frustrations with how the term gets used.

Happy St. Patrick's Day, New York.

Looks like we’ve FA’d and no one is interested to join in the FO part.

I was asked to give my thoughts on generative AI usage in games - here they are!

For the first time ever, I lucked out and got a crazy low queue number. Actually got to buy the Dandân deck!

yeah, i remember going to school with some guys like that

Someone needs to send an ambulance to X