a girl can dream

"You're not ready for how much the rest of the world hates Americans" I live here man I'm extremely used to the concept of hating Americans

Securicats Direct

there's a reason why the online era is the perfect incubator for the co-op business model where the workers work as a flat model style team with a facilitator style supervisor and you simply rid yourselves of this micromanagment overhead

events promoted on dice.fm just have worse vibes and higher ticket prices I feel like

replace rfk jr with this guy

new band name just dropped: suspicious hotdish

get grackled idiot

Quite a quote from Texans LB Azeez Al-Shaair, who was asked about his STOP THE GENOCIDE eye black after today’s game www.usatoday.com/story/sports...

this Greenland shit is fucking insane. it’s fucking insane. the fact that anyone is humoring him is fucking insane. the biggest problem in the world today is that nobody is taking the president seriously for the fucking psychopath he is. this isn’t all some fucking joke

I lichen you (Yes, you!).

The bleakest possible dystopia.

ICE ended up returning the man, Saly, after realizing he’s a fucking US citizen with no criminal record, per his sister-in-law. These fucking animals.

The Bears still suck!!

every city will have its own way of telling ICE to fuck off and i respect that. it's what makes America great

change the M in “bombs” to an O, and you got yourself some good stuff

Hopefully the first of many melodine pics I will be drawing.

Thank you for contacting me. I will be out of the office forever due to planetary annihilation. To tell you the truth, I never actually cared about scaling b2b applications for the enterprise

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU SEND A BUNCH OF FUCKS FROM THE RIO GRANDE VALLEY TO FUCK AROUND IN MINNESOTA IN THE FUCKING WINTER. FUCK 'EM!

Holy shit, that’s just actual theft.

JET SET RADIO

pleasantly reminding you to look at my evil sexy clown god and meditate on her problems gigidigi.itch.io/soulsov

This is why you can't afford RAM anymore

This should be so easy for every platform in every creative medium to do.

This Home Improvement reboot sucks ass

the google AI overview rocks

When my wife asks why I just took $60 out of the ATM:

Poodle Moth and Hawk Moth

Real Plumber Plays SUPER MARIO BROS. For The First Time

What the HELL did I just read

For Sale: Katanas, Never Drawn

who’s being shitty to trans men. stop it. those are the bros

so many paintings of Jesus are white because the Catholics believe he becomes a cracker every Sunday

If you enjoyed my posts about Metroid games you might like to learn that I made a fully drawn strategy guide for the original game several years ago. It's free! www.handdrawngameguides.com/free-guides/...

also im sick. i cannot catch a break itd seem.

so, like, does the civil war start in minneapolis?

someone please write the creepypasta for this. i know it'd be so good

CNN graphics put the asterisk in the wrong place, it appears…

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

Thanks for being the type of pals that don’t repost murders without content warnings. Ive been told I need to “bear witness” and “keep all eyes on” but my mental health has deteriorated to a point where I don’t know if watching all the genocide and murders helps me anymore.

Really lamenting all the relationships I lost since I moved back.

i need a therapist again, even tho i havent fully repaid my therapy debt from my last therapist. I connected with one and wound up choosing another, so I looked her up again and found out she unexpectedly died. its pretty sad.

it's a dragonforce morning

Microsoft is so fucking stupid. Microsoft renamed Microsoft Office to Microsoft 365 Copilot App I'm not joking

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