Porcupine Thumper & Human Matt checking out the sea lions. [via Minnesota Zoo]

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You alright man? I keep seeing small damage numbers coming off you

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We spent a year investigating billionaires for @washingtonpost.com. We found: the wealthiest 100 Americans gave $1.1 billion to influence the 2024 elections — 140x more than they did in 2000. And almost all of that giving boosted Republicans. washingtonpost.com/politics/int...

Horses, Peacefully Farting and Snoring

it's crazy how "i am the one who knocks" became the legendary breaking bad line, cuz in the same episode, skyler one-ups walt with a 500x cooler line ("someone has to be the one who protects this family from the man who protects this family" 😮💥🔥🔥🔥)

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𝐌𝐘 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃 𝐈𝐒 𝐀 𝐅𝐑𝐔𝐈𝐓 🍑🍌🍓🍉🥑🥝🍇🍒🍋🍏 .

i love her so much i drew a picture of her

dogs don't even say "bow wow" anymore

contemplative

Video: capybara ambles in towards the camera person, who is holding up an ear of corn. Slowly, the capybara sniffs, then samples the treat. A wiggle of their ears and then they chow down assertively on the corn. [via Suzaka Zoo]

I’ve heard that 4 in 10 cops are planning to leave the force. Google “40% of cops” for more info.

breakfast for dinnerrrr

When you recount this election day:

having 25 years worth of opinions on pokemon games feels so heavy sometimes

Raise your hand if you are the wizard

I gotta give it up to the writers tho. If NYC elects a Muslim mayor on the day Dick Cheney died, that is one hell of a slow played story arc. Every time you want to fire 2025's writers room they give you a little narrative resolution as a treat.

"[...] the unicorn screamed. It was not at all like the challenging bell with which she had first met the Red Bull; it was an ugly, squawking wail of sorrow and loss and rage, such as no immortal creature ever gave." [ #thelastunicorn #amalthea ]

World Central Kitchen is mobilizing to Jamaica, please consider donating

say what you will about plza but it is hands down the Funniest pokemon game. like, no contest.

you can fart with your mouth and burp with your butt

口から花のビームを出します。がんぼるぞい。 translation: It shoots a flower beam from its mouth.

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does anyone wanna commission me, the hinge of my laptop is broken and i need to buy new parts...

It's a little late to be walking out here on a school night, isn't it son? #zyraslash

I fucking knew it.

them: are you stupid? me:

this cant be that difficult

a key thing about vought — and all of these guys — is that they have a totally top down and hierarchical vision of the world. they believe that the cultural changes they hate can be turned off by destroying the federal government because they can’t imagine that they emerged bottom-up in society

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placing an amazon order feels so bad. like financially. but receiving the products feels like being 8 years old again on christmas morning

this shirt is really good at deleting my boobs

500 hospitals, nursing homes, and clinics are now closing or at risk of closure because of the Republican bill that guts health care funding, per @protectourcare.org.

it took me less than 5 minutes to do my 3 calls. "i saw on the news trump is threatening to shut down the government if democrats don't bend the knee over trans healthcare. i will never vote for [rep] again if they give up trans healthcare. i would rather the government shut down." that's it.

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Actually we’re gonna lose water if we don’t pay 700 on Monday so like

What if the rapture happened a long time ago but only Amelia Earhart made the cut?

Happy Rapture Day to all who celebrate 💋