I want to be a cicada so people will be like, “well, yeah, he’s supposed to scream like that.”

im not religious but I am a Costco member

THEY SENT FOUR HUMAN BEINGS 252,756 MILES AWAY, WENT FULLY AROUND THE MOON AND BROUGHT THEM BACK TO LAND IN THE PRECISE LOCATION THEY WANTED EVERYONE WHO WORKED ON THIS IS THE COOLEST PERSON ON EARTH

wait why are they climbing back into the capsule come back

we have got to get it together, in like twenty-four hours the astronauts are back

I do not post about actual feelings on the world so I have my breakdowns fictionally. Which is to say: I wrote a short story! open.substack.com/pub/danielle...

Unresolved anxiety

Moment of announcing Carroll crater on moon. Gratitude to the Artemis II crew for allowing us to witness this

I can't close these they are my Emotional Support research tabs

Would be great if Manfred instituted this rule in MLB: only dogs can be bat boys.

imma need a lot more information on this throwaway at the end of the article

Me: Did you watch the Artemis launch? 15: Where to? Me: Moon 15: They did that already Me: Going to get cheese this time 15: Moon's not made of cheese Ma, that was only a book cc @scalzi.com

I said this in replies elsewhere, but I want to say it loudly here. Anything other than a fullthroated affirmation of birthright citizenship in this country by SCOTUS is an act of treason. It is grounds for immediate impeachment. It is a violation of every oath they have made.

haters are one of Chicago’s most vital exports. they don’t grow them like that anywhere else. if you have been hated by someone from Chicago you never forget it. Leo talks like a guy who has to call up his confessor twice a day to yell about some new Truth Social post that’s making him see knives

found the kitkat thief

I do think it’s very funny to convert to Catholicism as an ordinary if mildly famous person at the time only to have the Pope eventually become one of your biggest haters

This story about an astronaut who had to be evacuated because she suddenly lost the ability to speak is fascinating, but for some reason this sentence really made me laugh www.nytimes.com/2026/03/28/s...

Shout out to the top 5 kings in the world, Martin Luther, Larry, Don, Stephen and Americans don't have a motherfuckin'.

that dude is still alive wtf

good news the dogs are still good

Semi-regular reminder: Baby open-ocean octopuses sometimes ride on jellyfish like little hats. 📸 Songda Cai bit.ly/2ZmNZZH 🧪🪼🐙🦑🌿

If you get the edge of your sleeve wet when you’re washing dishes you should be able to take the day off work the next day

My local industrial gas supplier also wanted people to know this recently

As the partial government shutdown enters its sixth week, WCK teams are still serving meals to TSA agents working without pay. Hear from WCK's Naomie about our work and the importance of caring for our neighbors here: world-central-kitchen.visitlink.me/OCFz0O #ChefsForFeds

This is an international airport, with huge numbers of non-Americans for tourism/business in and out. How do they know this isn't someone like that?

How can this go on for another 3 years?

you are loved, and we will win

Pope Leo is the first Pope to have ever experienced the US healthcare system, so there's that

I do not know why neither Judge Stanton nor the magistrate assigned to this case declined to rule on substantial similarity, but I do have a guess. In order to rule on substantial similarity, they would have had to read both works in their entirety, and they didn't want to.

So Ryan Coogler grabbed Autumn's son so he could see his mom winning for best cinematography. My cold, dead heart🥹

CAESAR: Hey dude CAESAR: Any big Ides plans BRUTUS: 💬 BRUTUS: 💬 BRUTUS: 💬 BRUTUS:

there is very little that delights me more than a scientist who's decided they're going to stick up for some widely-reviled animal. www.animalcognition.org/2016/01/12/i...

Happy pi day to all who circlebrate!

You know what I liked was when Biden had that awful dog that kept biting people

This International Women's Day, please remember that trans women are women. Full stop. No qualifiers.

no.

BREAKING: We're suing Kansas for a law that invalidates transgender people's updated driver's licenses and authorizes anyone to sue anyone they suspect of being trans for using the "wrong" bathroom.

ME: (first day practicing Bug Law) May it please the Court— BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court.

Recently attended a presentation to Archbishop McElroy of candidates seeking to join or rejoin Catholicism at the DC Basilica. Maybe 1500 people, just from DC and MoCo churches. 80-90% were Latino, Asian, African. Immigrants are the growing American Catholic community

There was no grace period and many weren't notified. It is more or less a mathematical inevitability that people will be charged for suspended licenses who had no idea their legally issued license was invalidated overnight for being trans.

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Milkshake puck

I'm something of a supply chain risk myself

There is a great deal of schadenfreude in watching every AI company's carefully crafted alignment scheme to avoid existential risk do a faceplant on first contact with the most obvious features of the society it operates in.

Random little things I learned from the internet.😊 The word bookkeeper has 3 consecutive double letters. Month, orange, silver and purple - nothing rhymes. Facetious has all the vowels in order. You can now return to your regularly scheduled scrolling.

New obsession just dropped

spud: "I’m going to peacefully stand here and support my beliefs I support ICE and law enforcement" national hero: "you can go peacefully fuck yourself”

WAKE UP EVERYONE UNICORN SPINOSAURUS JUST SPAWNED www.sciencefocus.com/news/new-din...

Congrats to BART rider and Oakland legend Alysa Liu on winning a gold medal at the Olympics and making the Bay Area proud!