Prince died ten years ago. Rupert Murdoch is still alive. I’d like to speak to the manager, please.

Doing the Marathon this weekend. Wish me luck, it’s a 35 year old bar of chocolate.

me: i’d like to donate my body. science: yeah, no. we’re good.

Question for @gailsimone.bsky.social : we know the effect BAMFing has on the ladies, but does it affect Kurt himself in the same way? Is that why he spent so much time alone in the Danger Room when he was younger?

In the UK we call them lifts but in the US they call them elevators, because we’re raised differently.

i'll read any article of any length. i'll read any book. but i will not watch a youtube explainer or monologue that is longer than three minutes. write it down buddy

This is excellent

So this is the astrophage from Project Hail Mary, right?

It’s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that that’s what Daredevil is for

I didn’t know this, did you? Amazing!

@gailsimone.bsky.social was right

This is art

Someone is taking the piss over at Marvel or Lucasfilm, or they've just ran out of creativity for Jedi names.

The Muppets Christmas Carol confirms the existence of Christ in the Muppets universe, meaning that some of them freaks were present at the crucifixion.

Look, I’ve said that painting crudely-drawn cocks around potholes is no longer news, but let’s use this photo from the Brighton Argus to remind chaps to check yourselves for testicular cancer. That is all. #BallsToCancer

maybe your news website is dying because every 3 millimeters of scrolling leads to a new video ad or "sign up for our newsletter!" pop-up modal I have to X out of and then the new ads that auto-load fuck up the text and now I have to scroll half a page to read the paragraph I was just on fuck you

Season 6 is where we discover it was a stealth prequel to The Expanse all along...

The greatest (real) panel in the history of comics

I’m not a dietitian, but if you eat pizza right at midnight your body doesn’t know if the calories go towards yesterday or today so they don’t count.

Project Hail Mary Mary well end up being my favourite film of the year, and is the best adaptation of a book I've seen in a long while. Much funnier than you'd expect, and you *will* cry over a rock.

This is an excellent summary of the US War on Iran current situation. I’m an existentialist and borderline absurdist and even I struggle with the current moment. This summary is just fantastic.

A classic. #UrbanTruth

Well done, anti vaxxers, you bastards.

You could say that Rock n Roll was born 111 years ago today in Arkansas, but probably not where you'd think. Before there was a Chuck Berry or Little Richard, there was those who wanted to be like her. Rosetta Nubin better known as Sister Rosetta Tharpe, the godmother of Rock was born on this day

It’s not a plot hole that Elmo has been 3 years old for 50 years. He was bitten by The Count, willingly. Elmo asked for the Dark Gift

Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work. "It's not wrong, it's an iterative process"

As someone who went on the Internet for the first time in the early 90’s, I fucking loved the Internet. It has given so many things in life, and afforded me so many incredible experiences. And to see it, and technology in general where they are today is kinda soul crushing.

To avoid all the confusion of the daylight savings changeover, we should simply arrange it so the sun sets at 9pm every day and work backward from that to what time the rest of the day is

You may be asking why we still need an International Women's Day in 2026. If so, that's why.

Lord Nelson was 5ft 6in. His statue is 17ft 4in. That’s Horatio of 3:1.

I have worried about what I've seen as my own decreased ability to focus but this article has really shifted my thinking. It's so so interesting. aeon.co/essays/what-...

i'm not religious but i believe in the holy trinity

Happy Saint David’s Day 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿❤️ This year, why not take part in some of the traditional festivities of Wales? Wear a daffodil, make Welsh cakes and dance like you’ve never actually seen anyone dance before but are contractually obliged to 😎

Once again.

‘Watching my six year old deadlift 35kg was pretty cool’: meet the children who work out

not enough bad people are covered in boils these days

In honour of the Sunday Telegraph's editor and offical maddest columnist, we have created the Allister Heath headline generator... stirring-fox-7e1fab.netlify.app

Just realised that Mark Strong + hair = Peter Buck from REM

I made a filterlist for uBlock Origin to remove Generative AI features on websites. Includes blocks for * Google AI Summaries * YouTube Ask button & chat summaries * GitHub Copilot * Facebook AI chat * X's Grok buttons * Deviantart DreamUp * Booru AI images * And more github.com/Stevoisiak/S...

Oh great, now @gailsimone.bsky.social is gonna put broccoli in the guac

Every day that passes without "The Muppet Show" getting greenlit is a day wasted.

I've lost trust in the BBC, so I now get my news from some randomer on the Internet who starts all their posts "BREAKAING NEWS".

Existence is ridiculous. Post that fart joke.

Imagine showing this headline to someone 30 years ago and have them try to figure out what the hell is going on

It's crazy the skies of LA are crying so much because Hollywood hasn't greenlit "The Muppet Show" yet.

Yes,,, your boy has taken a ride in the 4 man bobsled,,, but im an adrenaline junkie and needed to try skeleton. And now I’ve officially joined the team and am gonna try to start competing. 66 years old going 66 mph.

HOT TAKE! Disciplined inside-the-guardrails JLA Grant Morrison is better than gonzo spraying-ideas-everywhere Final Crisis Grant Morrison

Since the government is about to introduce a social media ban for under-16s based largely on vibes – and Jonathan Haidt's shitty book – in the hopes it boosts its popularity (it won't), I'll re-up this. If we're banning under-16s, why not over-60s?