not enough bad people are covered in boils these days

In honour of the Sunday Telegraph's editor and offical maddest columnist, we have created the Allister Heath headline generator... stirring-fox-7e1fab.netlify.app

Just realised that Mark Strong + hair = Peter Buck from REM

I made a filterlist for uBlock Origin to remove Generative AI features on websites. Includes blocks for * Google AI Summaries * YouTube Ask button & chat summaries * GitHub Copilot * Facebook AI chat * X's Grok buttons * Deviantart DreamUp * Booru AI images * And more github.com/Stevoisiak/S...

Oh great, now @gailsimone.bsky.social is gonna put broccoli in the guac

Every day that passes without "The Muppet Show" getting greenlit is a day wasted.

I've lost trust in the BBC, so I now get my news from some randomer on the Internet who starts all their posts "BREAKAING NEWS".

Existence is ridiculous. Post that fart joke.

Imagine showing this headline to someone 30 years ago and have them try to figure out what the hell is going on

It's crazy the skies of LA are crying so much because Hollywood hasn't greenlit "The Muppet Show" yet.

Yes,,, your boy has taken a ride in the 4 man bobsled,,, but im an adrenaline junkie and needed to try skeleton. And now I’ve officially joined the team and am gonna try to start competing. 66 years old going 66 mph.

HOT TAKE! Disciplined inside-the-guardrails JLA Grant Morrison is better than gonzo spraying-ideas-everywhere Final Crisis Grant Morrison

Since the government is about to introduce a social media ban for under-16s based largely on vibes – and Jonathan Haidt's shitty book – in the hopes it boosts its popularity (it won't), I'll re-up this. If we're banning under-16s, why not over-60s?

sorry Pink Floyd, turns out that we needed education. a lot of it. all of the education, really

It’s very hard to keep getting cooler and sexier year after year, and that’s why I won’t do it

This is a hell of a burn from the Guardian

Why is this one of the funniest things I've ever read? 😭

It’s depressing to hear that Ian McKellen will be playing Gandalf again. Surely he’s hogged the role for long enough and it’s time to give Timothée Chalamet a turn

I would want nothing more than to hear Kermit disappointedly say "Jerry... no"

"I'm shocked, Anthony! Peter Mandelson and Prince Andrew seemed like such stand up, decent blokes!" Colin from Portsmouth can't believe the Epstein findings.

Possibly the most unbelievable part of this is *Steve Bannon* offering tips on personal grooming

This took me fucking ages

I too have had such trouble changing a duvet cover.

Now, this is a story all about how My life got flipped, turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the last Dúnedain and Isildur's heir.

The Apprentice is just Taskmaster for cunts.

welcome to zoom. as punishment for launching the app two (2) minutes before the meeting you're running, we are downloading ten (10) minutes of updates... now

Law and Order

Off and on it

i don’t think it’s appropriate that old people are my age

I've never watched Call The Midwife. Here's what I think it's about

I do not want to enable location services. I do not want to create an account. I do not want to sign up for special offers and news about your product. I would like to engage in a simple transaction where I give you money in exchange for a good.

Actually watching TV without doomscrolling at the same time is so fucking relaxing. Also TV is a high art form when compared to the AI gloop and fear mongering racism that is served up on social media.

In "celebration" of thr Pepto Bismol ad now being on the radio, I took some popular radio-friendly songs and added the "Diarrhea" guy.

Ok, as we’re talking MADI… how about a signed copy of the new @imagecomics.com edition? Repost this post and we’ll pick a winner at random on Sunday 11th January. Winner will get this copy signed by @manmademoon.bsky.social Open to anyone anywhere in the world!

old way: start > run > notepad.exe new way: launch microsoft 365 copilot for sharepoint copilot for office copilot 365 hbo max 365 and simply say: "hey cortana. copilot run notepad copilot. sharepoint"

Well, well, well, if it isn't my old nemesis, objective reality.

My back hurts. Either I tweaked it at the gym racking up colossal gains or else I slept wrong for a minute there the other night

Ed Milliband stopped for a drink in my local when I was out of town. The landlady didn't realise it was him until someone pointed it out after he'd left.

Well, guess I'm the Galactic Emperor now...

This week's comic: Diet Prep foxtrot.com/2025/12/28/d...

He's fuckeing a fysh He's fucking it twice Disobeying UNIT's science advise Russell Tovey's fuckeing A fysh

todays my birthday. it’s also the day 16 years ago I discovered that a customer for the data center I worked at had racked 3 full cabinets with over $200k of brand new server hardware on top of $80 of canned soda from our customer lounge vending machine to avoid spending $600 on mounting rails

Share an actor who nailed a role so hard that nobody else will ever be able to live up to it...

There are more gags in this than all the adverts made in the past thirty years put together

Reason #35631 why I see no reason to jump out of a perfectly functional aeroplane

so many of the small indignities of daily life come from us being denied the ability to tell a rich man in a tech company to fuck off. minesweeper has microtransactions. paid services have ads. the opt out says maybe later. the drive thru is a broken chatbot. your car is an ipad. fuck off! fuck off!

I told Google to stuff its algorithm up its arse. Now all I see are adverts for butt plugs.